I Can Grow Stronger by Picking Things Up

The sealed land of Han appeared before my eyes. Immortals and gods wailed, strange creatures whispered, and the abyss watched. My mind trembled, my body refused to obey. I… could grow stronger just by picking things up? And even fuse the things I picked up? Wang Teng, brimming with energy, touched a long-dead strongman and acquired the Art of the Qianyuan Strongman. Then, his steps unsteady, he brushed against a fallen old monk and acquired the Unmoving Diamond Body. He fused the two techniques and obtained the Great Strength Diamond Body. And he could instantly grasp their true meaning? A little cultivation was all it took to master them completely?! After burning away most of his lifespan, Wang Teng swallowed a crimson bead and embarked on the path to immortality. “Listen, the true meaning of cultivation is the strength to move mountains and overturn seas, and blood and qi so powerful they can crush everything! Don’t believe those ethereal immortals. What’s with their transcendent swordsmanship and miraculous arts? It’s all bullshit. Muscles are everything!” If you think this one is too short, you can check out My Brain’s Self-Destruction System first! It’s humorous and ridiculous, guaranteed to make you laugh your head off.