The Honghuang Corner Store

I own a little shop stocked with an endless supply of world-shattering magical treasures. A lighter, with flames more powerful than the Samadhi True Fire. A packet of instant coffee that can turn you into a Great Golden Immortal. A packet of spicy strips that can make your body holy. A bottle of glue that works even better than the stone used to mend the sky. A fire extinguisher that can put out the flames of Flaming Mountain. A pinch of dirt mixed with mineral water, too powerful for even a Sage to break through. The things in my shop are far stronger than treasures like Pangu's Banner, the Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree, or the Immortal-Slaying Sword. Only I have these things. The most powerful ones are for the Host alone. The slightly less powerful ones are reserved for 365 beauties, and the weaker ones for my disciples. Only the common-as-dirt Heaven-Flipping Seal and Immortal-Binding Rope are for male immortals.