Trash Skills Make Me the Strongest in the Ninja World

After transmigrating into the Naruto world, he becomes a member of the Uchiha clan. The Third Great Ninja War will begin in a year or two. This is terrifying.

At the crucial moment, his golden finger comes online. He can draw a character and gain one random ability belonging to them. So doesn't that mean...

"Floyd Mayweather's shoulder-roll defense, the flying armbar from the Fish-Cooking Banquet, Master Ma's lightning-fast Five-Strike Whip, Jack Ma's Kung Fu...

What kind of lousy skills are these?"