Junk Skills Make the Ninja World the Strongest

Traveling through the world of Naruto and becoming a member of the Uchiha clan, the Third Ninja War is about to start in a year or two, so I'm so panicked. At the critical moment, Goldfinger comes online and draws a character to obtain a random ability of that character. Then wouldn't I... "Boxing champion Mayweather's shoulder-raising defense, fish feast's flying crossbar, Master Ma's lightning five-whip streak, Jack Ma's Kung Fu defense... What kind of awesome skills are these? "