I Carry a Ruyi Fan Wherever I Go

After years spent wandering far from home, he had grown tired of all the worldly hustle and bustle. He just wanted to return home, farm a little, marry a wife, and have a child. That was all he wanted from life. But then he unexpectedly came into possession of a wish-granting fan and a strange mirror. From then on, life grew colorful, and his plan to simply marry a wife and have a child kept getting postponed indefinitely... (This story is entirely fictional and intended for entertainment. Please don't take it seriously.)