My Taobao Connects to the Heavenly Court

You purchased Sun Wukong’s “Ruyi Jingu Bang.” You purchased Erlang Shen’s “Heavenly Eye Art.” You purchased the Matchmaker’s “Lotus Love Talisman.” Please wait for the seller to ship your items... Little Nezha: “I just butchered a dragon. The meat is tender and delicious, perfect for a barbecue at home or on the road. Great Immortal, want a couple of jin to try?” Li Yiyi: “Sure, give me a couple of jin to try. How many immortal coins was it again?” Ding! Little Nezha has shipped you two jin of dragon meat. Please check your delivery! Little Nezha: “No charge, no charge! Just send me ‘Nezha: The Legend, Part Three’ whenever you have time, Great Immortal. (Pleading expression)”... Ding! Chang’e, the God of Wealth, Zhu Bajie... are urging you to ship their instant noodles as soon as possible... After getting the Heavenly Court Taobao website, Yiyi’s life took a colorful turn unlike any other... Sun Wukong wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace and slaughtered countless Great Golden Immortals, but it was really all to help the new Jade Emperor eliminate his rivals! Beneath Five-Finger Mountain, the pilgrimage to the West: who knew it was really just to wash away Wukong’s stain of killing immortals and Buddhas? Returning to the Heavenly Court, he was crowned a saint and made a Buddha, all to once again pave the way for the Jade Emperor’s unification! An invincible wish-fulfillment story. Come and enjoy!