Honey, Your Tail Is Showing Again

[Xianxia, but with everyday romance and sweetness] [Not a monster-grinding, level-up story]

In Baiya Village live an unremarkable young scholar and his breathtakingly beautiful wife.

One day, the young scholar asks, “My dear wife, why are your eyes so big?”

His wife replies, “My dear husband, my eyes are big so I can gaze at you adoringly for the rest of my life.”

The young scholar asks, “My dear wife, why are your little hands so soft?”

His wife replies, “My dear husband, my hands are soft so I can rub your back and massage your shoulders.”

The young scholar asks again, “My dear wife, why do you have a tail?”

His wife giggles. “My dear husband, I have a tail because I’m not human!”

His wife asks in turn, “My dear husband, why is your body always so cold?”

The young scholar replies, “My dear wife, my body is cold because I’m not human either!”