I Really Don't Want to Cultivate Immortality

我真不想修仙啊

by The Lemon That Isn't Sour (不酸的柠檬)

Status: Completed
Length: 3.0M Words
Genre: Martial Arts & Cultivation
Subgenre: Fantasy Cultivation
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Qimao

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Synopsis

Zhuang Shisan transmigrates to a cultivation world and gains the Cultivation Super Experience System. Breathing, drinking water, walking... even these things make his cultivation skyrocket. To avoid his cultivation rising so fast that his body explodes, he has no choice but to find every way possible to suppress it!

Listening to music in the pleasure quarter, lying flat and slacking off, indulging in women: will that make a cultivator's cultivation regress? Where's the brothel? I'm moving in!

The Heavenly Demon Disintegration Art: once you cultivate it, you'll destroy your own cultivation? Hurry, hurry! Are there any techniques like this? Give me ten more!

Sigh, what a headache. I really don't want to cultivate!

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