Myriad Worlds: All My Students Have Transmigrated

I've come clean: I am the Sage Teacher of Myriad Worlds... Ha, just kidding.

I woke up to find a pair of silver bracelets on my wrists.

The reason: I got drunk last night, and all my students kicked the bucket.

What the heck? Did I accidentally send every one of my students off to another world?

(This is a light, wish-fulfillment comedy with goofy humor. Everyone is completely out of character. Don't read it by mistake if that's not your thing.)