I'm a Funeral Livestreamer, and My Prophecies Made Me Go Viral Online

Yan Jiu, a top master of the Mystic Arts, died young and woke up in a parallel world as a pitiful girl whose luck had been stolen. Then, for no apparent reason, she became bound to a funeral services System. Complete one job, and the System would grant her another hundred days of life. Better yet, she could share that extra lifespan with anyone.

Her short-lived former self: Why waste time moping? Here comes a scientific, legal way to extend my life!

The Chu family of the capital found their real daughter, who had been lost to them for years. Onlookers expected a revenge story about the heiress's return, or a real-life face-slapping drama from the world of the rich. Who could have guessed that Yan Jiu, newly brought back into the family, only wanted to open a funeral home everyone would look down on, while making the whole internet's hearts skip a beat?

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When Yan Jiu came across a streamer in the extreme sports category, her System panel flashed into view, revealing that the streamer's chance of dying was 100 percent. What a perfect customer.

She lived by the principle that a smile came before all good deeds, but still remembered to warn him: [Flying isn't a good idea for you today. My advice is to go home and sleep. zZZ.]

The streamer carried on regardless.

Yan Jiu promptly followed him and started drumming up business: [How about our one-stop funeral service? We're celebrating our new store opening, so book now and get one elegant urn as a gift!]

Netizens blasted her for being such a jinx. No one believed her, but the streamer Yan Jiu had followed fell off a cliff and died in the blink of an eye.

After it happened several more times,

Yan Jiu, the