The President Spreads the Love Every Day

“Mo Yeshen, I want a divorce!” The president, seated in a wheelchair, sneers and gets to his feet. “The whole world knows I broke my leg for you. You little jinx, who’d dare marry you if you divorced me?” “Y-your leg...” She’s stunned. When they meet again, she boldly reveals that the president has an illegitimate child. He threatens her: “Have a baby! If you can’t give me a little princess, you’ll become the mother of my illegitimate son!” A soft and adorable little boy comes running over and eagerly hugs her leg. “Mommy, let’s not have one. Just take me home instead, and you’ll get a handsome daddy thrown in for free. He’ll keep you fed, entertained, and... hehe!” “How many times have I told you? I’m not your mommy, and I’m not giving your daddy a little princess!” “Okay, Mommy. A little brother will do just as well!” The president smiles slyly and chimes in, “I can settle for a son!”