Darkened Godlike Player, Calm Down

Someone had her in his sights: a camouflage-clad man with a perpetually expressionless face. His mom was always hanging around. What was her deal?

Expressionless Man: “It's a mission.”

To get rid of the human leech, she agreed to do the mission with him without a second thought. She even leveled up for free, but there was a side effect... Damn it, what the hell did “happily married” mean?

Expressionless Man: “You're my wife.”

#What do you do when an expressionless man tricks you into marriage? Asking online, help!#

Wait! What was this famous expressionless soldier from the Special Forces doing passed out in front of her home? He was blocking the way! She kicked him aside, only for the world to suddenly spin around her.

The expressionless man turned dark and pinned her against a corner, his voice low and husky. “You're my wife, my wife for life.”

And so, she was being watched in real life, too. Oh, great. Her heart was breaking!! (A military-themed online game romance about a cool, darkening gaming god who dotes on his wife.)