The Whole World Thinks She's a Nobody

What does it feel like to go from a nobody to a rising star overnight? Shi Yang: “Thanks for asking. I’m at home and just landed on the trending list. Right now, I’m feeling rather troubled. The big shots in all sorts of circles are people I know, so you’re making it really easy for me to get exposed.” A once obscure actress suddenly sprang into action. Everyone thought it was a washed-up star’s desperate last stand, but instead, she set off a sensation in international circles. #Shocking! Actress Shi Yang is actually the eldest daughter of Shiguang Media!# Haters: “Ever heard of same name, different person?” That very day, at a public banquet, one of the three great families, the Shi family, announced: “This is the Shi family’s heir.” Haters: ??? #Shocking! Designer Shi Yang is backed by fashion mogul Louis!# Haters: “So much for claiming she made it on talent alone?” The next day, an account named Louis appeared on the company’s internal network: “There’s been a misunderstanding. She was my mentor.” Haters: ??? #Shocking! Shi Yang is engaged to the man at the top of the Forbes list!# Haters: “So now she thinks mere Movie Emperor Chu isn’t good enough?” The next second, Movie Emperor Chu, whose Weibo account had been dormant for ages, came online: “Let me clarify: we’re not engaged. We’re already married.” Haters: ??? Marketing account: “...We told you to stir up hype, not outdo everyone!”