I’m Short on Virtue, and You’re Asking for a Beating

[Fortune-telling livestream + strong female lead feel-good story + one-on-one devoted couple]

A metaphysics master from a higher plane fails to ascend and accidentally transmigrates into the body of Bai Zhi, who shares her name.

The original owner had no parents and left her with a mountain of debt?

No worries. One quick calculation tells her that her luck will turn after she turns twenty, and she’ll never have to worry about food or clothing again.

Her magic is sealed inside the System and can only be restored by collecting astonishment points?

What a coincidence! She stumbles into livestreaming, where she can make money and rack up astonishment points fast.

Soon, a remarkable fortune-telling livestream appears on the Dolphin platform. Contemporary netizens see that scammers have gotten this bold and roll up their sleeves, ready to expose the streamer.

But once they tune in, they can’t bring themselves to leave.

“How can such a pretty girl be a scammer? My heart is breaking.”

“What year is this? And people are still peddling feudal superstition!”

Before long, the comments have completely changed.

“Master, I really love my boyfriend. What? He’s hurting my fortune? Then I’m dumping him right now!”

“Thank you, Master, for saving my whole family. That scumbag really was trying to marry into our family and take everything!”

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After the fortune-telling livestream went viral, Bai Zhi naturally attracted attention from across the internet. Even the mysterious Special Incidents Management Bureau came to ask for her help.

But can someone tell her how the arrogant young master of the Bian family, whose troubles she casually helped solve, turned into a lovesick clingy sweetheart?

Before Bian Qi fell in love:

“Fortune-telling? I’d never get my fortune told in a million years. It’s all a bunch of scammers pretending to be divine sages and fooling you idiots.”

After Bian Qi fell in love:

He trots up to Bai Zhi with his tail wagging and a pitiful look. “A-Zhi, why don’t you tell my fortune and see when you’ll fall for me?”

Bai Zhi: …