Jack-of-All-Trades Freeloader

My senior brother said, “Cultivating immortality is a painful, drawn-out process...” Then he exclaimed, “Wait, how did you form your Golden Core in just three months?”

Answer: Because I've mastered every skill. I can cheat however I want.

The Demon King said, “If I eat you and absorb your yin energy to replenish my yang, my demonic power will soar...” Then he exclaimed, “Hey, what are you doing? Why are you grabbing me? And how can you even catch me?”

Answer: Because I play as a demon in the game. Let me handle the whole yin-absorbing thing!

The Demon Lord said, “When humans gain supreme power, they inevitably become greedy and ugly...” Then he exclaimed, “Hey, are you even listening? You have all these divine beasts at your beck and call, enough to rule the world, so how can you just lie around sleeping?”

Answer: My dream is to become the most professional couch potato in the cultivation world.