The Number One Immortal in the Human Realm

A golden core swallowed, and from then on my fate is mine to command, not Heaven's.

I fell asleep and woke up an immortal. What am I supposed to do with the rest of my life?

Tease mortals, stir up trouble among the immortals.

I live in the human realm, yet I'm known as the number one immortal in the Three Realms.

Hey, you there! Yes, you, the one who called me the biggest menace in the Three Realms. Don't run! If you've got the nerve, leave me your address. I'll drop by tomorrow!

Relax, I swear on my immortal honor I won't take so much as a needle or a thread from your house.