New Book Recommendations
新书推荐
1. Just because I like it doesn't mean it's good, and just because I hate it doesn't mean it's bad. 2. I haven't read a novel in a long time, so I basically ran away based on the setting.
1Attribute Point Philanthropist
Science Fiction属性点慈善家
Fat Man In Wine Glass
"In front of you is our Lord, the great philanthropist, the walking mercy, the God of War (female) redeemer, the hunter of monsters, the ruler of the dark land, the guardian of civilization, the representative of the Feitian Noodle Cult, His Majesty Wang Qi." ... The early stage is a post-apocalyptic survival with a modern background, which has nothing to do with the introduction. The new book "Source of Cultivation Pollution" is being serialized
"In front of you is our Lord, the great philanthropist, the walking mercy, the God of War (female) redeemer, the hunter of monsters, the ruler of the dark land, the guardian of civilization, the representative of the Feitian Noodle Cult, His Majesty Wang Qi." ... The early stage is a post-apocalyptic survival with a modern background, which has nothing to do with the introduction. The new book "Source of Cultivation Pollution" is being serialized
8/10 What's the use of eating in the famine years? You may starve to death. Of course it's wrong to eat, but there's nothing good to say about it. The only choice is to starve to death summary: Well fed, great, able to be noble. The protagonist can be cheated or killed, and there is no difference between expressing self-control or adaptability, but the former is relatively rare, and things are rare and expensive. Ending Chapter 60
2A Certain Magician Professor at Hogwarts
Light Novel某霍格沃茨的魔文教授
Han Yousi
Three years after graduating from Hogwarts, Felix once again entered the magic school, but this time, he was a professor! What kind of sparks will come out of the combination of Muggle wisdom and magic? PS1. Teaching ancient magic texts; PS2. Timeline, the second grade of San Xiaozhi;
Three years after graduating from Hogwarts, Felix once again entered the magic school, but this time, he was a professor! What kind of sparks will come out of the combination of Muggle wisdom and magic? PS1. Teaching ancient magic texts; PS2. Timeline, the second grade of San Xiaozhi;
★★★☆ 推荐丨总体平淡丨截止七十四。 PS:近几月扫了百多本书,能看的两三本,和口味的一本都没,我自闭了。
3Hey, King of Humans
Fantasy哎,人王
Sos
Dagon Orison originally just wanted his family to live a good life and had no other ideas. He finally discovered that only by letting everyone live a good life could he have a good life for himself, and there was no other way. Then let's do it this way, there's no other way to say it.
Dagon Orison originally just wanted his family to live a good life and had no other ideas. He finally discovered that only by letting everyone live a good life could he have a good life for himself, and there was no other way. Then let's do it this way, there's no other way to say it.
★★★☆ Recommended to try It's probably the development of the barbarian tribes. There are no problems in all aspects, but I'm not happy personally. End of Chapter 35
4剑卒过河
Laziness
Even a small person can achieve great things! A soldier crosses the river, advancing but never retreating! With a sword in hand, create glory again! This book's VIP group number is: 964227244. Official group number: 853336118
Even a small person can achieve great things! A soldier crosses the river, advancing but never retreating! With a sword in hand, create glory again! This book's VIP group number is: 964227244. Official group number: 853336118
★☆ 文笔这么好,写的什么玩意。 仅个人毒点: 1.杀原主夺舍 丨微毒 2.本书12章原文“不拒绝找一个暖-床的人儿,但却非常拒绝一个把自己栓住的,在自由的天空下还没有浪够,浊馆都还没去过,何必早早给自己打上标签。” 丨中毒 截止12章
5Have I Become an Npc?
Light Novel我变成NPC了?
Dog Fat Carp
As a time traveler, Chen Bei has lived in Anding County for more than ten years. Although he doesn't have any golden fingers, he can live a pretty good life with some skills he brought over from his hometown. He thought that such stable days would continue forever, and then the players appeared. "Have I become an NPC? Good guy."
As a time traveler, Chen Bei has lived in Anding County for more than ten years. Although he doesn't have any golden fingers, he can live a pretty good life with some skills he brought over from his hometown. He thought that such stable days would continue forever, and then the players appeared. "Have I become an NPC? Good guy."
★★★☆推荐丨难得无敌装x流看着比较舒服的,截止062的这段掀牌,掀完索然无味,大场面有点点没把握住。
6Ask About the Immortal Way
Xianxia叩问仙道
Rain Hits Bluestone
A mortal boy strayed into the path of immortality due to an accident, and struggled on the road to seek immortality. The path to immortality is difficult to achieve, and despite many obstacles, his desire to seek the truth remains undiminished. Looking back, the green mountains are still there, and the old bones are all gone. There are two penguin groups below. If you want to join a group, you can join as appropriate. Ban group: 710441068 (to prevent the chat group from being blocked, some notices, announcements, etc. May be sent in it, but generally no talking is allowed)
A mortal boy strayed into the path of immortality due to an accident, and struggled on the road to seek immortality. The path to immortality is difficult to achieve, and despite many obstacles, his desire to seek the truth remains undiminished. Looking back, the green mountains are still there, and the old bones are all gone. There are two penguin groups below. If you want to join a group, you can join as appropriate. Ban group: 710441068 (to prevent the chat group from being blocked, some notices, announcements, etc. May be sent in it, but generally no talking is allowed)
★★★丨文笔不错的凡人修仙,全文一争看着累,不对口味丨截止38章
7This Immortal is Too Serious
Xianxia这个人仙太过正经
Closer To Home
The body of a demigod is comparable to that of a mortal! A serious human being, a god of mountains and seas! (Introduction to the canonical version) The sky is ninety thousand miles high, and the earth has endless countries. The path of humanity is many and difficult, and the mountains and seas are all desolate. [General first group: 1071059242, general second group: 1041155628, full subscription V group has been opened, just find the manager in the general group. Continuing the fairy tale light comedy, it is not based on the prehistoric system. It is based on "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", "Nine Songs" and "Heavenly Questions". Do not substitute characters such as the Three Qing Dynasties and Taoist ancestors, and strive to explore more original Chinese classical myths! ]
The body of a demigod is comparable to that of a mortal! A serious human being, a god of mountains and seas! (Introduction to the canonical version) The sky is ninety thousand miles high, and the earth has endless countries. The path of humanity is many and difficult, and the mountains and seas are all desolate. [General first group: 1071059242, general second group: 1041155628, full subscription V group has been opened, just find the manager in the general group. Continuing the fairy tale light comedy, it is not based on the prehistoric system. It is based on "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", "Nine Songs" and "Heavenly Questions". Do not substitute characters such as the Three Qing Dynasties and Taoist ancestors, and strive to explore more original Chinese classical myths! ]
★★★☆丨老司机,稳,没毛病丨个人不喜
8我只想安静的做个苟道中人
Exploding Mini Latte
The new book "After Taking Over the Underworld, I Became the Chief of Weirdness" has been released, and the seedlings ask for love and care~ The short play of the same name of the book has been launched on Hongguo, welcome to watch. "Ding dong!" "Welcome to the fully intelligent cultivation system!" "You choose to practice [Bone Forging Art], and the system starts to practice for you. The system detects that the training elixir, Bone Tempering Pill, is missing. Please wait..." "The system has successfully stolen ten bone-hardening pills for you. Your practice will continue..." "Important reminder, during system training, you will lose control of your body..." After obtaining the intelligent immortality cultivation system, Pei Ling grew up rapidly and quietly, preparing to survive until one day... "Ding dong!" "You chose to practice [Unnamed Kung Fu]. The system detected that there is a lack of Taoist companions. The system is looking for a Taoist partner for you..." So, Pei Ling watched helplessly as he ran towards the training room of the Demon Sect Saint...
The new book "After Taking Over the Underworld, I Became the Chief of Weirdness" has been released, and the seedlings ask for love and care~ The short play of the same name of the book has been launched on Hongguo, welcome to watch. "Ding dong!" "Welcome to the fully intelligent cultivation system!" "You choose to practice [Bone Forging Art], and the system starts to practice for you. The system detects that the training elixir, Bone Tempering Pill, is missing. Please wait..." "The system has successfully stolen ten bone-hardening pills for you. Your practice will continue..." "Important reminder, during system training, you will lose control of your body..." After obtaining the intelligent immortality cultivation system, Pei Ling grew up rapidly and quietly, preparing to survive until one day... "Ding dong!" "You chose to practice [Unnamed Kung Fu]. The system detected that there is a lack of Taoist companions. The system is looking for a Taoist partner for you..." So, Pei Ling watched helplessly as he ran towards the training room of the Demon Sect Saint...
★★★丨开头创意值得一看,也是比较稳的,后面老三样
9Fairies Are Very Fierce
Xianxia仙子很凶
Mr. Guan
When Zuo Lingquan was born, he had everything a mortal could have. A famous son, unrivaled in beauty, and wealthy... But when he was just a toddler, he discovered that this world does not belong to mortals. Demons and ghosts, walking on the wind, immortality... Not surprisingly, Zuo Lingquan embarked on the path of pursuing immortality. An expert once said: The nine realms are so vast and desolate that there is no trace of them. Practicing a path is like walking through a long night without a lamp, or crossing a torrent without a bridge. As monks, we should make plans before we act, and do everything 'according to our heart'. Zuo Lingquan kept his teachings in mind, followed his heart in everything, and did whatever he wanted... ------- PS: This work "The Prince Is Very Fierce" has been ordered by 10,000 people. It has multiple protagonists taking on the role of martial arts. Anyone who is interested can take a look. Book club group: 1012109860 (V group management)
When Zuo Lingquan was born, he had everything a mortal could have. A famous son, unrivaled in beauty, and wealthy... But when he was just a toddler, he discovered that this world does not belong to mortals. Demons and ghosts, walking on the wind, immortality... Not surprisingly, Zuo Lingquan embarked on the path of pursuing immortality. An expert once said: The nine realms are so vast and desolate that there is no trace of them. Practicing a path is like walking through a long night without a lamp, or crossing a torrent without a bridge. As monks, we should make plans before we act, and do everything 'according to our heart'. Zuo Lingquan kept his teachings in mind, followed his heart in everything, and did whatever he wanted... ------- PS: This work "The Prince Is Very Fierce" has been ordered by 10,000 people. It has multiple protagonists taking on the role of martial arts. Anyone who is interested can take a look. Book club group: 1012109860 (V group management)
★★★丨电视剧的画面感挺不错,情爱纠葛稍显老套,修仙的主配角没渲染,踩的不爽 截止十四章
10Technician's Manual
Light Novel术师手册
Listen To The Sun
In 1668, my city was rated as the most secure area in the country. I have made an indelible contribution to this. Because I was caught.
In 1668, my city was rated as the most secure area in the country. I have made an indelible contribution to this. Because I was caught.
★★★丨推荐尝试,作者老司机,节奏舒服,可读性极强。丨爽点类似《诡秘之主》丨权色财气,首个配角争气争得尬,作为爽点(大概)篇幅略多。丨截止23章
11Regard Death as Returning to Wei Junzi
Light Novel视死如归魏君子
Flat Floor
Wei Jun confirmed that he would become invincible immediately after being killed, so he began to commit suicide crazily. Then he discovered that the world was toxic. "Back then, the Immortal Sect was dominating the court, and all the civil and military officials in the dynasty, including me, bowed to the Immortal. Only Wei Jun was brave and looked down upon death. He cursed me in front of everyone, insulting the dignity of the emperor, and even bluntly said that if the Immortal does not die, the thieves will continue. At that time, I made up my mind that for such a loyal minister, I must protect him. "The Immortal said that I was a lone star, and death followed me wherever I went. I enforced the law impartially, but I was criticized for bringing bad luck to others. I helped many people selflessly, but when I was in trouble, I only received a lot of criticism. Until Wei Jun appeared, he told me that I was not wrong, even if I only wanted to die. Even if there is darkness, he is willing to sacrifice his life to shine a light on me, so that I can see the light again. This little girl has no way to repay him, so he can only offer his life. Wei Lang, please don't refuse. I am the enemy of the gods and I will die. Wei Jun said to me, "Death will cause death. Why should I be afraid?"
Wei Jun confirmed that he would become invincible immediately after being killed, so he began to commit suicide crazily. Then he discovered that the world was toxic. "Back then, the Immortal Sect was dominating the court, and all the civil and military officials in the dynasty, including me, bowed to the Immortal. Only Wei Jun was brave and looked down upon death. He cursed me in front of everyone, insulting the dignity of the emperor, and even bluntly said that if the Immortal does not die, the thieves will continue. At that time, I made up my mind that for such a loyal minister, I must protect him. "The Immortal said that I was a lone star, and death followed me wherever I went. I enforced the law impartially, but I was criticized for bringing bad luck to others. I helped many people selflessly, but when I was in trouble, I only received a lot of criticism. Until Wei Jun appeared, he told me that I was not wrong, even if I only wanted to die. Even if there is darkness, he is willing to sacrifice his life to shine a light on me, so that I can see the light again. This little girl has no way to repay him, so he can only offer his life. Wei Lang, please don't refuse. I am the enemy of the gods and I will die. Wei Jun said to me, "Death will cause death. Why should I be afraid?"
★★★☆推荐尝试 bug:1、无所不能的**捏的功德系统识别不了战争犯 2、修仙和人武神仙打架,战力五五开;武老爷会科学养猪,仙老爷反倒不会。 3、修仙者敲骨食髓就能获得好处;战后的封建王朝的百姓如何更惨,仙老爷何所求,要大变活人吗?变,也不算更惨。 里面人人皆提百姓却无一百姓丨截止66章
12我家族长天天想着叛变
Where Walnuts
One person, one sword, one world, and some people realize the supreme sword intention. The emperor guards the gate of the country and forms a formation to the north, where the Mohe River is boundless. He An looked autistic, bragging about himself and doing it all were done by others. From time to time, someone would come out and want to press his face to the ground and rub it. "An Thief, I'm standing in front of you. You see me a lot like before..." "Wait a minute, what did I say to you when I was a child." "There is no woman in my heart. I am a natural god with a sword. I have been abstinent for thirty years, and my sword skills have become divine..." "..." ['Join if you can't beat him' system is awakened. If you can't beat him, join him. ]"..." There is already a high-quality old book [Black Technology Research and Development Center] [Scientist in the Entertainment Industry], each with two million words, and there is a shortage of books to read.
One person, one sword, one world, and some people realize the supreme sword intention. The emperor guards the gate of the country and forms a formation to the north, where the Mohe River is boundless. He An looked autistic, bragging about himself and doing it all were done by others. From time to time, someone would come out and want to press his face to the ground and rub it. "An Thief, I'm standing in front of you. You see me a lot like before..." "Wait a minute, what did I say to you when I was a child." "There is no woman in my heart. I am a natural god with a sword. I have been abstinent for thirty years, and my sword skills have become divine..." "..." ['Join if you can't beat him' system is awakened. If you can't beat him, join him. ]"..." There is already a high-quality old book [Black Technology Research and Development Center] [Scientist in the Entertainment Industry], each with two million words, and there is a shortage of books to read.
★★★丨 没有差的题材,只有差的故事和文笔,这个装起来舒服多了 丨 截止第9章 内容重复再重复 丨 截止第60
13The First Saint of Kunlun
Xuanhuan昆仑第一圣
Afraid Of Spicy Red Pepper
The wild world is full of gods and demons. Jiang Lan became a disciple of Kunlun. Knowing the danger outside, he decided to hide inside and practice in seclusion. Be a low-key Kunlun disciple. But when he came out of seclusion one time, the master brought a message. Kunlun found him a fiancée. Thousands of years later. Kunlun is surrounded by enemies on all sides, and the destruction of the wilderness is imminent. At this moment, the voice of Jianglan Dao echoes throughout the world: Today, I am sanctified.
The wild world is full of gods and demons. Jiang Lan became a disciple of Kunlun. Knowing the danger outside, he decided to hide inside and practice in seclusion. Be a low-key Kunlun disciple. But when he came out of seclusion one time, the master brought a message. Kunlun found him a fiancée. Thousands of years later. Kunlun is surrounded by enemies on all sides, and the destruction of the wilderness is imminent. At this moment, the voice of Jianglan Dao echoes throughout the world: Today, I am sanctified.
★★☆拔草 丨 不针对本书,就本书吐槽签到文——真是投机取巧、好逸恶劳越发极致,曾经爱看的做任务给才奖励的系统弱爆了 截止第八章 原文“强大,冷静,这个人是谁”
14Tiandao Equation
Fantasy天道方程式
Two Eyes
There are monsters, monsters, miraculous magic, and intrigues in this world. However, in the eyes of travelers who have received modern education, exploring the unknown always comes first! (Serious face) Joining the Privy Council is for academic research, hooking up with the Banshee is for academic research, everything is for research, research is everything! Princess: Create it with me - is it also for research? Xia Fan: That is to create a research environment and cultivate the next generation of researchers! PS: Selecting words to fill in the blanks is not creating people. New book readership: 871301822
There are monsters, monsters, miraculous magic, and intrigues in this world. However, in the eyes of travelers who have received modern education, exploring the unknown always comes first! (Serious face) Joining the Privy Council is for academic research, hooking up with the Banshee is for academic research, everything is for research, research is everything! Princess: Create it with me - is it also for research? Xia Fan: That is to create a research environment and cultivate the next generation of researchers! PS: Selecting words to fill in the blanks is not creating people. New book readership: 871301822
★★★☆You can try it I want to know the rest of the story, but the dialogue and descriptions are inexplicably awkward. Ending of Chapter 16
15Absurd Deduction Game
Suspense荒诞推演游戏
Eternal Sin Poet
Q group: 850785216 The gloomy house is filled with unknown weirdness, and criminals who are good at hiding are active. Yu Xing held a dagger and looked like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered in front of the bosses. There was a tugging sound in the attic, as if something was crawling. The temporary teammates said, "Go and explore the attic." Yu Xing: "Okay..." The way out is blocked by monsters. Temporary teammates: "Go and attract the monsters. Go quickly, otherwise you won't be able to survive now." Yu Xing: "I'm going, I'm going, don't kill me." At the end of the deduction game... [The deduction is over, the truth of the case is restored to 100%, the MVP deduction is this time - Yu Xing] [Titles obtained: Mastermind, Monster Buster, Plot Explorer, Fraud Expert] A regular teammate who knows everything: "What did the captain do outside again!"
Q group: 850785216 The gloomy house is filled with unknown weirdness, and criminals who are good at hiding are active. Yu Xing held a dagger and looked like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered in front of the bosses. There was a tugging sound in the attic, as if something was crawling. The temporary teammates said, "Go and explore the attic." Yu Xing: "Okay..." The way out is blocked by monsters. Temporary teammates: "Go and attract the monsters. Go quickly, otherwise you won't be able to survive now." Yu Xing: "I'm going, I'm going, don't kill me." At the end of the deduction game... [The deduction is over, the truth of the case is restored to 100%, the MVP deduction is this time - Yu Xing] [Titles obtained: Mastermind, Monster Buster, Plot Explorer, Fraud Expert] A regular teammate who knows everything: "What did the captain do outside again!"
★★☆ The content is just like the title of the book, the supporting characters are silly and cute, and the pretense is a bit awkward. Ending Chapter 36
16I Can't Be the Sword God
Xianxia我不可能是剑神
Pei Can't
[Invincible Style] [Shilipo Sword God] [Willess]... Li Chu traveled to Shilipo and became a little Taoist priest. In this world where gods and ghosts are rampant and demons are raging, he is weak and helpless and wants to survive in Shilipo for the rest of his life. Until one day, when he had no choice but to step into the world, he discovered... It turns out that there is nothing in the world that cannot be solved with a sword. If so. Then two swords.
[Invincible Style] [Shilipo Sword God] [Willess]... Li Chu traveled to Shilipo and became a little Taoist priest. In this world where gods and ghosts are rampant and demons are raging, he is weak and helpless and wants to survive in Shilipo for the rest of his life. Until one day, when he had no choice but to step into the world, he discovered... It turns out that there is nothing in the world that cannot be solved with a sword. If so. Then two swords.
★★☆ The story of Shilipo Sword God, the invincible story is hard to tell Ending of Chapter 4
17种菜骷髅的异域开荒
Love Ends
A thousand years after the disappearance of the Undead Empire, the little vegetable-growing skeleton was still cultivating his farm until the summoning channel was reopened. "Are you hungry? I have been growing vegetables for a thousand years and have saved hundreds of millions of bits of food." "Is all this farmland abandoned? Can I grow anything?" "The princess's city can't grow vegetables on the mountain? That's not going to happen." "They want to collect my taxes and still not let me grow vegetables? Destroy them!"
A thousand years after the disappearance of the Undead Empire, the little vegetable-growing skeleton was still cultivating his farm until the summoning channel was reopened. "Are you hungry? I have been growing vegetables for a thousand years and have saved hundreds of millions of bits of food." "Is all this farmland abandoned? Can I grow anything?" "The princess's city can't grow vegetables on the mountain? That's not going to happen." "They want to collect my taxes and still not let me grow vegetables? Destroy them!"
★★★☆ As the title of the book suggests, try it As of Chapter 8, I put it down but did not pick it up.
18Unrivaled Double Harmony
Martial Arts盖世双谐
Three Days And Two Sleeps
Stop and go on Jianghu Road Revealing the memories of youth and wandering Now that I have passed through this world, I feel nostalgic for it The peak blew up from the past
Stop and go on Jianghu Road Revealing the memories of youth and wandering Now that I have passed through this world, I feel nostalgic for it The peak blew up from the past
★★★☆ It'll be fine once you get used to it. Most people have higher expectations.
19书院看书十二年,我已经无敌了
New Pavilion
Chen Mu traveled through time. The Wei Dynasty was in turmoil, tyrannical warriors were rampant everywhere, and practitioners of various major sects had strange magical powers. Barbarians and monsters are eyeing him, and ghosts are in trouble... Chen Mu hid in the Wei Academy, became a librarian, and awakened the system. Read the biography of Wen Sheng and get "Haoran Zhengqi". He read Taoist health-preserving books, got "Secret of Immortality" and read martial arts techniques, got "Eight | Nine Mysterious Techniques" and read sword cultivation deeds, got "Zhu Xian Sword Formation"... There are countless books in the academy, and Chen Mu is addicted to them, and he has obtained countless magical treasures. Twelve years later, the world changed drastically, and the Wei Academy bore the brunt. In order to prevent the library from being destroyed, Chen Mu had to stop it...
Chen Mu traveled through time. The Wei Dynasty was in turmoil, tyrannical warriors were rampant everywhere, and practitioners of various major sects had strange magical powers. Barbarians and monsters are eyeing him, and ghosts are in trouble... Chen Mu hid in the Wei Academy, became a librarian, and awakened the system. Read the biography of Wen Sheng and get "Haoran Zhengqi". He read Taoist health-preserving books, got "Secret of Immortality" and read martial arts techniques, got "Eight | Nine Mysterious Techniques" and read sword cultivation deeds, got "Zhu Xian Sword Formation"... There are countless books in the academy, and Chen Mu is addicted to them, and he has obtained countless magical treasures. Twelve years later, the world changed drastically, and the Wei Academy bore the brunt. In order to prevent the library from being destroyed, Chen Mu had to stop it...
★★Weeding The invincible system is prone to collapse, but it has already collapsed. Ending 003
20我这么天才为何还要收徒弟
Wood Is Easy To Make Fire
The new book "Kill God!" >>, A fast-paced and invincible article. ... Lu Xiaoran traveled to the fantasy world, but the dog system has not been activated for a long time. Lu Xiaoran had no choice but to practice in a low-key manner and develop steadily. However, after Lu Xiaoran had become the strongest being in the entire sect, the dog system suddenly activated. Lu Xiaoran: Dog system, I have become a top master on my own, you can get out. System: Top master? Have you become an emperor? Have you become supreme? Have you become an immortal? Or sanctified? Or has he become the Creator Supreme? Lu Xiaoran:.... This book is also known as "Why is My Disciple Such a Shame?", "Master Is So Powerful You Can't Imagine", and "Gou and Dog". Group: 548364182
The new book "Kill God!" >>, A fast-paced and invincible article. ... Lu Xiaoran traveled to the fantasy world, but the dog system has not been activated for a long time. Lu Xiaoran had no choice but to practice in a low-key manner and develop steadily. However, after Lu Xiaoran had become the strongest being in the entire sect, the dog system suddenly activated. Lu Xiaoran: Dog system, I have become a top master on my own, you can get out. System: Top master? Have you become an emperor? Have you become supreme? Have you become an immortal? Or sanctified? Or has he become the Creator Supreme? Lu Xiaoran:.... This book is also known as "Why is My Disciple Such a Shame?", "Master Is So Powerful You Can't Imagine", and "Gou and Dog". Group: 548364182
★★Weeding The settings are okay, but the dialogue is too white As of Chapter 8 Original text "Make a move" "Huh?" "I tell you what to do, or I will kill you."