True Knowledge: I Know You Are a Prodigal (A Piece of Writing About Death)

真知:知道你浪(沙雕作死文)

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I mainly share works in which the protagonist is relatively slutty and engages in various suicide attempts or frivolous manipulations. If you have such works, you can comment and recommend them. In addition, everyone is welcome to collect and follow, and it will be updated from time to time - the recommendation section will be added slowly when it is empty.

Simulation: Start with Weird Animals1

End Of Long Bridge

986K7.718

The simulation ends and the entry is obtained: Showdown! Looking at this entry, Zhao Meng was stunned. "How should I use this entry?" "Hey! There is an injured fox here!"... A few years later, a woman who looked like a fairy appeared in front of him and said, "Sir, I'm here to repay the favor!" This book is also called "Starting with Transforming Monsters"

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. This book is an imaginative and shocking work based on the peculiar characteristics of strange animals. Thoughts after reading: A showdown between males and females, gender camouflage starting from DNA, challengers of reproductive isolation, cloud inheritance, paternity testing, nest parasitism... The strange skills derived from strange animals make this book a work with unparalleled imagination and strange painting style, and it instantly became popular in the circle. In addition, this book has attracted a large number of weird readers who talk about weird things and encourage the protagonist to behave inappropriately. I can only say that the preferences of shady netizens always shock my world view. The author's knowledge reserve far exceeds that of ordinary people. In addition to the imagination of strange animals, the power system of this book is also very hard-core, and it seems to belong to the realm of nuclear physics. It's a pity that the author's early plot attracted only fun people and sand sculpture lovers. The power system is too hard-core and requires a lot of time to explain, which will only make readers feel that the plot related to cultivating immortals is too dull and boring, and not enough. In addition, the writing style has always been the author's flaw. The unique experience brought by the strange imagination can make readers ignore the writing problem to a certain extent. But if you can't hold it in mind, the writing will suffer a little.

What is a First-class Savior?2

Little Butterfly In Dream

1.1M8.550

[2022 Best Newcomer Award Nomination] [No. 1 Best-selling book in the 10th Science Fiction Starlight Award] [First Prize of the 2022 Science Fiction Essay Competition] There are also three, six or nine levels of saviors. Substandard saviors are inefficient. It often takes years or even decades to save the world. Countless people suffer as a result, and they may not actually save the world in the end. The third-rate savior has been manipulated by conspirators all his life, ignorant and played in the hands of others, like a puppet in the hands of others. The second-rate savior paid a huge price to save the world, suffered many hardships such as widowhood, disability, and the sacrifice of friends, and finally received only a useless name or even an epitaph. "These saviors are too miserable. I don't want to be them. I want to be a first-class savior!" "You ask me what a first-class savior is?" "Lightspeed saves the world!" "No casualties!" "Crazy profits!" "Use the sword of the present to kill the future in the near future, nip the apocalypse in the cradle, act completely according to your own will, and then collect the rewards you deserve!" "This is called a first-class savior!"

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. Simulator + text game version of the salvation game, watch the savior's savior operation. Frankly speaking, this book does a pretty good job of integrating simulators and word games, two popular themes in 22 years. Coupled with its witty writing, while the plot of the copy is simulating furiously, the readers are not given the feeling that the plot is broken, but that it is full of fun. Including some interesting uses of sand sculpture skills, which sometimes make readers laugh. Personally, I feel that readers who like "The Dream Master of All Worlds" should also be familiar with the previous book. Anyway, what personally impressed me the most about this book is that the word game gave the protagonist three options to choose from, but the protagonist thought it was a sequence of actions to choose from the three options, so that the part of the plot that almost caused the word game to crash under the cunning operation was really fun. Of course, this is probably because Goldfinger is too supermodel and can be simulated casually and infinitely at no cost. The protagonist of this book is actually very casual when passing through dungeons. He adds a bit of casualness and moves out of the box. If you really want to take it seriously, it is a piece of writing that is too big to be studied in detail, and is not suitable for readers who like to dig into details. But as long as you don't take it too seriously and keep up with the brainwaves, the plot of this book is often really amazing.

The Strong Man Who Emerged from the Mental Hospital3

Xinfeng

2.2M9.3

Qingshan Mental Hospital is full of talented people. Lin Fan: I am definitely not a psychopath. I am a normal person who likes to practice. Usually I just touch the sockets, climb on the high-voltage box, and stand on the rooftop during thunderous weather to perform a stick dance for God. Old Dean Qingshan: My child, if you have something to say, please speak it carefully and don't be impulsive. Hospital Director Li: You also said that you are not a mental patient. Evil creature: I'm just passing by, don't eat me. Patient Lao Zhang: Lin Fan, I am lonely, I am lonely...

Curator7

. The protagonist is a mentally ill man who thinks he can practice cultivation, but thanks to his extraordinary physique and golden fingers, he can indeed practice cultivation. However, he just doesn't match common sense. He has to poison small animals (evil things) because of hunger. It is indeed very mentally ill, and relying on the character of the mental illness, it is out of touch with common sense, and the plot of various senses of dislocation creates laughter. Once you watch it, it is indeed quite joyful. Even the common and enjoyable plot of passers-by being shocked has become a point of laughter because of the mentally ill character. At the same time, the disconnection between mental patients and common sense creates a vague sense of loneliness in the writing. Without careful thinking, it can make readers feel unknowingly awesome about this book. In game terms, it is probably a natural bonus to the newbie's favorability? There is a question. In the book, mental patients can understand each other and have a common understanding, but in reality, can mental patients communicate with each other? Furthermore, the plot is fragmented and the pace is slow. I feel like the author likes to write plots that show off the daily behaviors of mental patients. Although it is absurd and nonsensical, the main line is not strong, so it seems that the number of words is quite obvious.

The Perverse Behavior of Online Games4

Flamboyant May

9.9M7.8895

Because he couldn't buy a game helmet, the vicious Li Huailin made a game warehouse and entered the new online game "Heart of Glory". However, he didn't expect that his game character would become a bug. Others gain experience by defeating monsters, while he deducts experience by defeating monsters; others gain experience and get money by completing tasks, while he deducts experience by completing tasks, not to mention deducting money. Just when he thought he couldn't play the game anymore, his character died once, and his experience suddenly increased sharply. So he realized... If you don't seek death, you won't die. In order to upgrade, Li Huailin began to live a life of seeking death.

Curator3

. Online game writing, bug account, status effect reversal, imagination show, sand sculpture writing. This book is a traditional online game article written in 2013, but in terms of imagination alone, it is very impressive even now. The protagonist illegally created an account in the self-made game cabin and became a bug account. The status effect was reversed, that is, when killing monsters and completing tasks, experience was not gained but deducted; various death penalties were changed to adding experience and attributes; debuffs such as bleeding and poisoning were changed to blood-increasing effects; and the weirdest thing, beating NPCs would actually increase favorability, etc. In short, after discovering that he was a bug account, the protagonist's style of painting became extremely weird, he did a lot of outrageous actions, and even went berserk in connection with the main plot of the game. When the brainwaves are aligned, it will definitely make people laugh, and the violent plot development will also make people feel bright. Lawful good readers should proceed with caution. Because of the state reversal bug, the protagonist is unable to interact with the game normally, which is amusing at first glance, but terrifying upon closer inspection. For example, if you kill the NPC's relatives and friends, the NPC will cry and say that the protagonist is his great benefactor. After the protagonist has done some psychological construction, he always acts in a "reverse" manner with a game mentality, which is heartless and heartless. But the corresponding plot is very jarring for readers with strong empathy. So lawful good readers should proceed with caution. Finally, in order to forcefully fill in the gaps and broaden the worldview, this book is extremely long. But the dungeon plot and even the real-life plot are very boring. At least I personally only find the game's plot evolution interesting, as it develops like crazy.

This Curse is Awesome5

Three Line Book

1.4M8.41,325

Chen Yu traveled to the world of Gaowu, but was judged as an intruder by the "World Will" and imposed a curse. [Curse effect: Status reversal] [During practice: Strength -1, -2, -1, -1...] [During exercise: Obesity +1; Weakness +1; Constitution -1; Strength -1; Patience -1...] Chen Yu: "It's too much to bully others! I won't practice anymore!" [During laziness: Strength +1, +2, +2, +1...] [Staying up late: Health +1; Immunity +1; Cardiopulmonary function +1; Fatigue -1...] [Indulgence: health +4; energy +3; strength +3; vigor +20; lifespan +2; sage time -5...] This curse... Is really great! ---- V group: 419402072 (requires two thousand fan points) General group: 1017612638 (the old group has been blocked)

Curator5

. There is a tide of beasts in the main world, and then there are many background texts of the martial arts world of doomsday dungeons. It's mainly about selling imagination. The protagonist is cursed by the will of the world because he is a time traveler. The state is reversed, that is, all positive states will be turned into negative effects, but at the same time, the negative states will also be turned into positive effects. So the protagonist smokes, drinks and soaks up the radiation, but his strength keeps rising. Then, regarding the background of the world view, although the author seems not to have written much, a faint despair has been lingering on the tip of the pen. Personally, I think that both the protagonist and the supporting characters like to use dirty words, which is a bit unpleasant. When I see that there are too many dirty words in the article, I feel that it will be low-key, but other aspects are fine. In the end, this book seems to be a eunuch, but in my personal opinion, the protagonist relies on the curse's words and effects to deal with the beast tide and save human civilization from danger. It can be regarded as a phased completion. In the future, the plot also wants the protagonist to return to school, but it is impossible to find someone to write it. The author just wrote a few chapters and couldn't move the plot. In my opinion, it is enough to regard the end of the beast wave as the end.

The Rules of Cultivating Immortality in the Abnormal World6

Qinzhihuaqing

109K7.67

Li Feihu's IQ is as high as seventy-five, and he is the smartest person in the world. In fact, this is not a serious world, and everyone is not a serious person. However, it's here now, so hurry up and take a look. What if you also learned how to shine and make it shine more dazzlingly?

Curator3

. A neurotic-style comedy novel, a top-notch intellectual battle essay by a group of idiots. This book can be called a psychotic piece of writing, super funny and almost mentally polluted. The protagonist has an IQ of 75, making him the person with the highest IQ in the world of immortality. The progression of the plot is basically a peak intellectual battle between many characters. I won't say that the words and deeds of the characters in the book are consistent with the logic of the world view in the book. The key point is that as a reader, when I read this book, I was not as smart as the protagonist in the book. It is simply ridiculous and makes people laugh non-stop. Of course, behind the absurd and funny comedy of cultivating immortality is actually the deconstruction of Internet literary routines. Coupled with the flexible use of many ghosts and animals, the comedy effect of this book is explosive. Continuing to delve deeper into the setting, the world view of this book is a qualified science fiction background, which can be said to be very powerful. But how to put it, ignoring the appearance of looking for novelties and playing tricks to counter routines, this book is actually about reading novels and telling the story of "The Growth of a Sand Sculpture to Immortality". If you can't get the brain waves and you have to watch them seriously, it's like asking for trouble.

Global Collapse7

Intermittent Corpse Fraud

2.3M9.01,446

"I was once abandoned at the door of Qidian Orphanage. Later, the orphanage went bankrupt." "I once went to a kindergarten, but then the kindergarten closed down." "In the past twenty years, I have experienced train derailments, twenty-eight car rear-end collisions, natural gas leaks, and gas explosions... But I am still alive." "Life tried its best to destroy me, but I still survived tenaciously." "But I never expected that life would cause such a thing again--" [Welcome to the global evolution game, this game is initiated by the earth, and the players are all human beings] ------------- An NPC dropped a mysterious number: 205702050

Curator6

. In a nutshell, this book tells the story of a world that could have been serious, but instead encountered a protagonist who was responsible for being funny. Due to unknown mutations and global gamification, human beings must enter one copy world after another to complete tasks in order to become stronger or survive - relying on game currency to buy food and so on. To be honest, this kind of setting is not very common, but it seems very familiar. The slightly less familiar setting is that the copies in this book are all supernatural copies, and you have to play games with various ghosts. Adhering to the guiding ideology of "Everything comes, come", and the setting that death in the dungeon game does not really lead to death, but in reality it is really cool to be beaten to death. In order to become stronger or survive, people all over the world can only find ways to complete tasks in the supernatural dungeon. If you just look at the setting of this book in this way, it can be said that you can write a novel with a serious plot.However, the above setting encounters a protagonist who can be said to be outside the discussion. The protagonist Gu Mian seems to have been born out of the evil intentions of the world. His luck has been extremely bad since he was a child. If he is not careful, he will die from various coincidences like "the god of death is coming".In the sudden change of the world into a game world, the system failed to analyze various aspects of the player Gu Mian, including gender. In addition to being able to enter and exit the dungeon like ordinary people, there are no other system benefits such as storage space and death protection. In other words, in this malicious world → game world, even if it is a copy of the game where no one will die, the protagonist will really burp. But here comes the key. As a bug player, Gu Mian, while not enjoying death protection, he also disdains system protection.NPCs that cannot be harmed, ghosts that cannot be attacked by players, and even game props that cannot be destroyed, the protagonist does not buy it. As a result, the painting style suddenly became very strange. The protagonist, who has been bold and cautious since childhood, began his gaming career by threatening NPCs, beating up ghosts and monsters, and forcibly demolishing props. It is difficult for others to complete the dungeon mission because they die too quickly. It is also difficult for the protagonist to complete the dungeon mission, because the entire dungeon collapsed before completing the mission - the key ghosts or props that were the basis for the dungeon's existence were gone, and the dungeon could only crash due to a running error and then be returned to the factory for maintenance. After the protagonist crashed several dungeons along the way, the NPC who managed the dungeons began to buy wooden signs saying "Gu Mian and dogs are not allowed". The system, which could not bear it, simply set the prize as a wanted order when the protagonist participated in the lottery - summoning a killer to assassinate the protagonist in the real world. Of course, as a moral reward, the system states that if the protagonist kills the killer, he can obtain all the killer's equipment and so on. All in all, this book is such a novel with a unique style of painting and a very funny and nonsensical plot.As for the protagonist who can be called a system bug, I just want to say that maybe the real bug is how such a naughty protagonist survived when he was still a baby~~

Dream Realizer of All Realms8

Cotton Clothes Guard

3.1M9.3638

Client: "I want to put on Bu Jingyun's unicorn arm." Dream Master: "No problem. Your dream is my mission. Even if we are enemies with the whole world, we will help you realize it." Client: "But I don't want to be enemies with the whole world." Dream Master: "We help you..."... Gold Medal Dream Master Li Xiaobai solemnly reminds the public: Your dream is more important than your life, so don't make a wish casually, what if it comes true one day? This is the story of an emotional wish-making machine that travels across the world and uses any means to help every customer realize their dreams! QQ group: 925016531

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. Variant Infinite Stream, the protagonist is a dream master who helps customers realize their dreams in other worlds, that is, complete missions. The skills of the Dream Master are all sand sculpture skills, such as being 100% caught with bare hands, and the protagonist must rely on two of these sand sculpture skills to complete the task. Therefore, under the protagonist's various tricks, the plot collapses in various ways, and the painting style is extremely sand sculpture. It can be called a veritable sand sculpture with many joys. The author's rhythm is generally good. Each copy is neither too long nor too short. It can tell a relatively complete sand plot, and it is not as bloated as some infinite streams. As for the shortcomings, first of all, it must be said that this book is only suitable for reading as a piece of fiction, the kind where a smile can cover up a hundred flaws. If you don't appreciate the characteristics of sand sculptures and focus on other points, it will be easy to feel uncomfortable. For example, this book is a typical one in which the aura of the protagonist is stronger than that of the original work. For example, the first copy is about the world of Xiao Li's flying knives. The whole book only has the flavor of sand sculptures and no cologne flavor. The protagonist also doesn't respect the characters of the original work. He uses all kinds of tricks to forcefully complete the task. The plot is also completely broken, which is not suitable for fans of the original work. Secondly, the reason why this book is a variant of infinite flow is that the protagonist enters the movie world with the client to complete the task. However, customers often have high ambitions but low ambitions. They have beautiful ideas but poor IQ, so customers are basically the laggards. If you assume the role of the protagonist, you may feel that the customer is too naive and get very angry. But if you were to take on the role of a client, because the protagonist is a person with emotional interests first, and would use any means to complete the task, the protagonist might be morally condemned and disgusted - in other words, it is not suitable for readers of the lawful camp. Furthermore, the Dream Master's skills may seem like nonsense, but in fact the rules have a very high priority and override the plot world. Therefore, in fact, the plots in this book are all about using sandstone skills to overwhelm the plot. In addition to causing the original work to be forcibly destroyed, it also led to the fact that each copy of the world was full of fun in the early and middle stages, while the later stages were like the Time of the Sage, bland and slightly boring. In short, I personally recommend this book to fans of sand sculptures, fans of the original novel, or other readers. If you are interested in anything other than sand sculptures, please read it as appropriate.

Dimension Eroder9

Cruel Toilet Paper Angel

5.3M8.0149

In the ruins of the apocalyptic city, praise the evil mother, light up countless demons with 'art', and blast through the subway tunnels. On a rainy night in London in September 1888, at Westminster Abbey, representing the spirit of gold, Jesus, holding a bronze cross, smashed the Dior dog's head! In the world of alchemy, he transformed into the 'Physics Devil Old Chinese Medicine Doctor' and visited [Gate of Truth] 20+ times without incident. Healing Holiday, created his own "Gatling Bodhisattva's Blood Exchange and Marrow Cleansing Thunder Sound Secret Method" to attack the demon Loli lord with a heavy blow! In Guwu Jianghu, martial arts are weak and flesh and blood are soaring. The pure love God of War is brutally tortured in the West Lake Prison, and the brain god Carp King shatters the void. Hidden in the blood mist, the Sage of Scales opened up the fourth spiritual holy land, R'lye Seafood City, and the master of the secret treasure forged the Blood Successor Samehada Seven Ninja Swords. In the Garden of Eden, the evil spirits were torn apart by hand, and the ninja world was destroyed and divided into its origins to show its magical power. There is a craze of zombies selling salted fish in the Great Channel, and the ancestral palace is opened in the eighteenth level of hell in the Great Chanting Temple. Now, Fuyuki City - The 5th Pink Summer Memories Emperor's Battle for Hegemony, the Red and Black Holy Grail War has started, and registration is open...

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. After the bankruptcy and disintegration of the Lord God Space, several paradise spaces were split into several paradise spaces in the multiverse. The protagonist Bai Lang was forcibly recruited by the "Fire Paradise" and became an excellent tool to combat all abnormalities. The only advantage the protagonist has at the beginning is that he can be resurrected after death. As a result, the protagonist began to commit suicide crazily, unlocking several death postures in which I died but also became stronger, and my strength increased by leaps and bounds, so that I could commit more difficult deaths. Although several copies of this book are not original, they are not copied from others, but are copies of worlds with various magically modified world views - either they were completely destroyed by the protagonist, or the protagonist entered a world that was destroyed by others. Therefore, every copy world in this book can bring people a sense of novelty. And because the protagonist cannot die, he is crazy about dying, and his skills or power system are also very difficult to describe, and he keeps doing all kinds of tricks. However, the author did not do much to polish the universal power system and rank classification, so the miscellaneous power systems that appear in the book actually feel a bit messy - of course, it would be okay if it were not for the obsessive-compulsive disorder in the setting.

The Greatest Secret Agent in History10

Silent Pastry

2.4M9.12,047

(Completed) x Madhouse exploded, Dean Yun Zhonghe traveled through time, and 29 genius mental patients entered his brain, giving him 29 weird talents! I joined Ouchi as an undercover agent for the enemy country. Three years and three years. If I don't regain my identity, I will become the emperor of the enemy country!

Curator5

. The director of a super mental hospital cuckolded the hospital's leading scientist, which made the scientist very angry and detonated a super bomb. At the moment of the big explosion, the protagonist absorbed the souls and talents of twenty-nine super mental patients, traveled through a world similar to the fictional ancient times, and was forced to become a secret agent, that is, an undercover agent, starting the road to fame as the first secret agent in history. The secret agent's path in this book is to stand out in the enemy's territory, make suggestions, solve huge problems, and become a pillar, but betrayed at the most critical moment. Of course, there are also plots involving intrigues and intrigues with the supporting characters. Overall, the highlight of this book is the constant reversals of the plot. Either the supporting characters have already predicted it, or the protagonist has taken advantage of it. It's not the kind of mindless and fun routine. Although it is not a brainless routine, many of the plots are completely blessed by the author's will, and they are reversed for the sake of reversal. In a sense, it is also a routine, just for fun, but in fact it cannot be studied in detail. The writing is a bit exaggerated, which makes it not very immersive. Especially in the first few chapters, the exaggeration is obvious. You have to get past the beginning and enter the main plot and embark on the road of secret agents before it gradually becomes exciting.

I Just Want to Be a Quiet and Honest Person11

Exploding Mini Latte

4.8M0276

The new book "After Taking Over the Underworld, I Became the Chief of Weirdness" has been released, and the seedlings ask for love and care~ The short play of the same name of the book has been launched on Hongguo, welcome to watch. "Ding dong!" "Welcome to the fully intelligent cultivation system!" "You choose to practice [Bone Forging Art], and the system starts to practice for you. The system detects that the training elixir, Bone Tempering Pill, is missing. Please wait..." "The system has successfully stolen ten bone-hardening pills for you. Your practice will continue..." "Important reminder, during system training, you will lose control of your body..." After obtaining the intelligent immortality cultivation system, Pei Ling grew up rapidly and quietly, preparing to survive until one day... "Ding dong!" "You chose to practice [Unnamed Kung Fu]. The system detected that there is a lack of Taoist companions. The system is looking for a Taoist partner for you..." So, Pei Ling watched helplessly as he ran towards the training room of the Demon Sect Saint...

Curator5

. The protagonist just wants to keep a low profile, but the system hangs up but he is seeking death in various fantasy stories. You can obtain training resources by hanging up the system, but they do not appear out of thin air. Instead, you control the protagonist's body to grab them. Therefore, the contradiction between the protagonist who just wants to keep a low profile and the various systems seeking death creates various hilarious plots. As long as you can accept the system hang-up setting and the method of forcing the system to go crazy to advance the plot, you can try reading this book. In addition, although this book is essentially a novel, the rhythm of the plot advancement is very comfortable and smooth thanks to the systematic sand-making operation. Even the plot points that may be trivial will make you unknowingly continue reading all the way because of the smooth rhythm. At first glance, you may think there is something wrong with the rationality, but in fact, judging from the logic in the book, for example, you can only rely on hanging up to save your life, etc., In fact, the overall rationality is not that bad. So really speaking, readers have been screened at the beginning of this book. If they can't accept the poisonous point of the system hanging up to kill people and forcefully pushing the plot, they don't need to read the book. If they can accept this setting, they won't find any obvious flaws.