Those Silly Jokes ②😜tathagata is Too Hot in Thai Pants😆

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The Tathagata meme has become popular recently. You can search for the specific video yourself. It can be said to be very hilarious. In addition, there are many other jokes that are not convenient to list here, but they also add a bit of joy to our ordinary lives. [Book Selection Criteria] On this occasion, Chuiding Zhongcao has written several [Sand Sculpture] and [Playing with Meme] articles, divided into 3 articles in total. This book is Part 2. The selected books are either classic old books, or seedlings with potential, or popular books with [high quality/ten thousand orders]. The single owner will rate them and rate them with stars for the sake of all the sages. [Evaluation Criteria] 5-level 5-star system ① Grade: Quality level [Push on the street] The plot is crappy and the characters are brainless. It tastes like nothing at first glance, but it will explode after another glance! [Exquisite] The routines are skillful and the writing is fluent. If you are hungry, you will swallow it wholeheartedly and it will taste good. [Heavenly King] The rhythm is appropriate, the highlights are outstanding, and there are occasional innovations. It is a pleasure to read, and it is worth pursuing. [Master] The style is of its own, profound skills, excellent quality, and you can use it during the day. Release the scroll, Heiye Meng is chased [Platinum] The skill has reached the state of perfection, and there is no rival in the same kind. It is amazing and has endless aftertaste after reading it. ② Star rating: Recommendation index ⭐ is one star, 💫 is half star💫~⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐: Extremely not recommended~ Highly recommended PS: If you find it useful, please collect it! Please comment! Please pay attention! PS2: If you are interested, you can directly click "Add to bookshelf" in the lower right corner of the book📚

Crazy Lich's Experiment Diary1

Angry Squirrel

3.2M9.0208

This is the story of a crazy lich who brings a game system to harm the entire world. "Look at today's daily life... It's another cheating choice. Destroy any town with more than 30,000 people, and you will be rewarded with 10,000 evil points. Grab three children's lollipops, and you will be rewarded with 1 point. If neither of them is completed, then 2 points will be deducted." "Bah! When I It's stupid. If you really destroy a town, I'm sure to spawn an epic medieval paladin group to attack me. I'll make some money but not spend any money. "I've had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says lichs can't be good people? I must defeat this damn system and become a good and upright person.

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Dnd's unique style of Western fantasy novels are lighthearted and funny in daily life, hiding seriousness and heaviness in the appearance of joy, and can only be appreciated by savoring it carefully. Tags: dnd, system, complaints, group portraits, daily life Word count: 3.18 Million words, completed Grade: Excellent Evaluation: ① Quality level [Master] ② Recommendation index ⭐⭐⭐💫 Summary of work: The protagonist travels to another world and becomes a heartless lich. He is systematic, has daily weird things, and conspiracies are funny, but these are all appearances and foreshadowing. What follows is a deeply sad human relationship and world. Brief comments on what to watch: 1. This book perfectly combines joyful rants with grand and serious narratives. This book presents daily life in a light-hearted and spoof style, while incorporating a serious plot line. The use of complaints, pranks and Internet memes makes daily life full of humor. The protagonist lives in seclusion in the dungeon. He is the supreme and mysterious Grand Judge. He uses absurdity and madness to cover up his unusualness, and hides the just heart of the Paladin in the body of an evil lich. He is similar to Mei Changsu in Nirvana in Fire, who plans the world, has accumulated a lot of experience, and wants revenge. His fun and cheerfulness are just superficial, underneath there is deep sorrow and sadness. The author handles this very uniquely. 2. Wonderful character creation: The protagonist Roland and other characters are three-dimensional and full of personality, and the supporting characters can sometimes overtake the protagonists in their roles. The relationship between them is complicated, with both joyful interactions and deep emotional entanglements. 3. Strictly follow the dnd worldview: The author strictly abides by the nine camps in DND, and deeply extends and elaborates on the spirit of the law. To sum up, it is recommended for book lovers who like DND, a fun style of complaining mixed with grand epic narratives.

I Am Elegant and Easy-going, Not a Devil2

Li Guding

1.2M8.695

Introduction to the literary version: There are thousands of spells and magical powers. I only ask one question: Can you punch me? ... Introduction to the elegant and easy-going version: Sorry, I am not targeting anyone, I am talking about everyone here, all of whom are happy. ... This is a touching story about the elegant and easy-going protagonist Ni Kun. Although he is often misunderstood as a devil by the world, he is always polite and convincing with reason.

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This protagonist is obviously elegant and easy-going, but he is called a tough judge? There is no way, who makes the protagonist an upright and reckless man? Tags: Invincible, Tucao, Steel Straight Man Word count: 1.19 Million words, completed Grade: Excellent Evaluation: ① Quality level [Master] ② Recommendation index ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Work overview: The protagonist travels through time and wants to present himself as an elegant and easy-going person, but turns out to be too upright and is regarded as a devil by some people. Along the way, he seeks immortality, makes jokes and cultivates immortality, and kills his opponents with an invincible move. Brief comments on what to watch: 1. Contrast of the protagonist's image: The protagonist presents himself as an elegant and easy-going person, claiming to be kind, elegant and easy-going. In fact, he is a jade-faced evil star, a ruthless judge, eager for justice, virtuous, confiscating the county magistrate's house, and destroying his family Ni Kun. He doesn't like nicknames that are too explosive. The contradiction caused by this contrast between inside and outside creates a sense of expectation. 2. Humorous and hilarious, with secondary jokes: The protagonist is misunderstood as a devil and has no choice but to exterminate the five great masters and their disciples. Who understands the pain of being misunderstood! ? This kind of two-dimensional humor is full of the whole book, making the style more humorous and secondary. 3. The plot is compact and the writing is steady. It goes without saying that this point needs to be mentioned. It is naturally the traditional method of beating the elder to the younger. The protagonist is invincible, and the villains are sent away one by one for some reason. I can only say that this routine is very solid. To sum up, it is recommended for book lovers who like light-hearted jokes.

Thriller Paradise3

Three Days And Two Sleeps

4.9M9.66,120

This is a game beyond dimensions. It is also a race for truth. The unknown seal, the gamble between ghosts and gods... The struggle of data, the redemption of mankind... In that virtual world connected to reality - consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, throw away your fear. Get rid of your selfish thoughts, doubts and rejections... Free your mind. Welcome to the horror paradise. The physical book of "Thriller Paradise" is now availableㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ

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An undisputed classic of unlimited wits! The copy is memorable! The plot design with layers of reversals makes it difficult to guess what will happen in the next chapter! Some of the protagonist's incredible actions also made me laugh and cry. Crazy jokes and magically modified copies also make book lovers who understand these settings have mixed feelings. Tags: unlimited flow, battle of wits, online IQ, calm and decisive, funny jokes Word count: 4.89 Million words, completed Achievements: 10,000 orders Evaluation: ① Quality level [Master] ② Recommendation index ⭐⭐⭐⭐💫 Work overview: The protagonist, Feng Bujue, has no sense of fear, has an online IQ, and a delicate mind (except for love). In order to regain his "sense of fear", he plays a game called "Thriller Paradise". Play solo, team up with friends, and compete in multiplayer competitions. The protagonist completes dungeons one by one and reveals the truth about the game and the world bit by bit. Brief comments on what to watch: Advantages: 1. The entry point is clever and the setting of the male protagonist is eye-catching. After the game script of "Thriller Paradise" ends, the players are rated according to the fear index, but the protagonist has no fear! Moreover, most of the scripts are mystery and suspense, requiring careful thinking, which is suitable for the protagonist's identity as a mystery novelist (the protagonist also has a reading addiction!). The protagonist's name is "Feng Bujue", and he has a charming personality. "Looking at the vast army with a smile, he can determine the cause and effect of the world." He has no consciousness and no fear, he takes life and death lightly, he is neither a ghost nor a god, but he is like a madman." This is a good summary of the protagonist's character: overwhelming IQ, no lower limit, calm and fearless, weird and crazy! 2. The author's copy selection is wonderful. The magically modified scripts and transformed characters are all the result of the author's "outsourcing", such as comics, literature, games, etc. When characters familiar to every book lover, or characters with prototypes, appeared in the book, I felt complicated inside when I read the book. The journey is as follows: It's so weird - take another look - it's so weird - take another look - it's so weird... And almost every copy is a masterpiece, especially the single-player script, which is layered with twists and turns, making it dizzying to watch. 3. The supporting characters have a distinct image. Except for the protagonist, every character has its own distinct image. For example, Xiaotan's cowardice turns to courage, Xiaogu's rustle, Ruoyu's aloofness, etc. Even the NPCs are not willing to accept their fate and "awaken" one after another. 4. The author's writing style is too unique. I can't go into details on this, huh. . . Disadvantages: 1. The update is very slow. One of the copies is almost at the end, and "Sword God Smiles" has been laughing for less than half a year! 2. The number of words and prose were blatantly messed up in the later period! A forced chapter, 33 lists the main character's data 3. The author speaks and plays in the text (also a type of water word count) In short, although the book is updated slowly, the pace is not slow (and it has been completed long ago); although it is watery, it does not affect the quality of the content; although it breaks the fourth wall, it is crazy about jokes. To sum up, this book is an imaginative and crazy work of wits and wits. If you can match the author's unique brainwaves, you will be fascinated by it and be shocked. It is recommended that book lovers who like to read unlimited streams and have online IQs try this book.

Everyone is in the Enemy's Country Within a Short Distance4

Riding The Wind And Sword

3.7M9.0

"I haven't read much. Don't lie to me. The idea of ​​destroying an enemy country within a short distance clearly means that if I stand still in this close distance, I can destroy an enemy country with one person." "But, I remember, the meaning of this sentence seems to be that when two people are very close, it doesn't matter if the other person has a country behind him. "False." Baili Qingfeng raised his sword, and the electromagnetic field formed by the movement of Thunder Qi erupted with huge ampere force, pushing the sword made of superconducting red Kobelco steel into the air at twenty times the speed of sound, exploding an aircraft carrier three hundred kilometers away, and the flames of the explosive detonation rose and illuminated the sky. "Look, I'm just around the corner."... A world without cultivation, without supernatural powers, without magic, and with a little bit of Qi, a world where warriors have culture.

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The protagonist is not dead, but is afraid of death! So of course I have to practice martial arts! Um? You want to harm me? Destroy the whole family! Um? You want to bully me? Destroy the country! Tags: persecution paranoia, immortality, imagination, academic master, refreshing whiteness Word count: 3.66 Million words, completed Achievements: 10,000 orders Evaluation: ① Quality level [Master] ② Recommendation index ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Summary of work: The protagonist is reborn after being hit by a nuclear bomb. He has immortality and unlimited physical strength, but he is paranoid about being persecuted, so he practices martial arts paranoidly. Because he is a genius academic master, he improves quickly, and finally reaches the point where everyone is annihilated and the enemy is within a stone's throw! Brief comments on what to watch: 1. The contrast between the protagonist's own immortality and unlimited physical strength and the paranoia of being persecuted. This kind of strange thinking brings contrast, and the protagonist's strange brain circuit determines the protagonist's paranoid martial arts behavior. For example, if I offend these villains, then I can only destroy them and eradicate them! The protagonist often degrades his enemies and looks down on himself. This kind of persecution paranoia brings a lot of jokes to the story. It can be said that the protagonist looks different and frivolous among the male protagonists in Qidian. As for the plot, it revolves around the protagonist transforming into an enemy and treating himself as an ordinary person. This contrast will naturally create a joyful atmosphere. In short, this book is a refreshing and refreshing novel, and the author has masterfully used the first-hand contrast. It is recommended for book lovers who don't pay much attention to rationality and like a happy and cheerful style of reading.

Unrivaled Double Harmony5

Three Days And Two Sleeps

2.5M9.3392

Stop and go on Jianghu Road Revealing the memories of youth and wandering Now that I have passed through this world, I feel nostalgic for it The peak blew up from the past

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An alternative martial arts novel that peeks into the lower limits of "martial arts"! Sanzha is full of style and has all the flavours! The rhythm is tight and the charlatanism is compelling! Tags: Realistic prototype, funny, Jianghu, three days and two sleeps Word count: 1.54 Million words, serialized Achievements: 10,000 orders Evaluation: ① Quality level [Master] ② Recommendation index ⭐⭐⭐⭐💫 Summary of work: Two interstellar game commentators traveled through the world of martial arts, stopping and stopping on the rivers and lakes... The prototypes of the two protagonists are Huang Xudong and Sun Yifeng! Brief comments on what to watch: Advantages: 1. The rhythm is tight and the story is very strong. Sanzha is famous for his outrageous update speed, but even if he is slower, his pace is not slow at all. The writing is smooth and free, the rhythm is tight, the story is continuous, and the Sanzha style is obvious. So it's too tiring to catch up, but if you watch it together, you can feel Sanzha's writing skills. 2. The real-life prototypes of the two protagonists are very famous. If you are a fan of Huang Xudong and Sun Yifeng, then this is very important for you. You can see the story of the two old thieves in the world of martial arts. It can be brought in easily. But if you're not familiar with the two of them, it doesn't hurt. Because the book just combines a lot of jokes about the two protagonists, it's not so much that you can't read it if you don't understand them well. 3. Sanzha's consistent speaking style. Whenever a three-day book is introduced, it must have this style, and it must also have the words "Understand everything you know, and don't say much if you don't understand." All I can say is that it's not just about humor and jokes. You can understand the style of Sanzha's book just by reading it. Disadvantages: Updates are too slow! Fortunately, Teacher Jue has a guarantee of character and will not be left unfinished. In short, I recommend readers who like Huang Xudong and Sun Yifeng, as well as those who like humor and humor, to read this work that explores the lower limit of the martial arts genre.

I Train the Boss Behind the Scenes6

Yanzk

2.3M9.1205

Introduction to the new version This is a story about refining fakeness and returning to reality. In a world of spiritual practice where every step of the way is murderous, be cautious. Make familiar myths come true. In the strange and prosperous age of cultivation, the heavens controlled the three realms, and the underworld controlled the underworld. Let the emperor hold the sword Xuanyuan to protect the people, and let the students of Jixia preach to Jiuzhou. When I look back, my three realms are real and true. That's not a legend. This is real history. Introduction to the old version - monsters, gods, weirdness. The spirits who look down on the world from the clouds, the people who walk on the earth. Zhao Li entered this dangerous era and started straight into hell. The only problem lies in his strange dreams. In order to survive desperately, he had to embark on a path of embodying characters from major legends in his dreams, and then finding ways to capture people in their dreams and 'train' these people.

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The ancient version of "Tarot Society"? The protagonist is reincarnated in the list of gods, and becomes the boss behind the scenes in another world. He canonizes gods, makes up myths, steals the power of gods, and oppresses the gods! Tags: The man behind the scenes, Dihua, Fengshen, Prehistoric Word count: 2.33 Million words, completed Achievements: 10,000 orders Evaluation: ① Quality level [King] ② Recommendation index ⭐⭐⭐💫 Summary of work: The protagonist was reincarnated in the Gods List and was sacrificed to heaven at the beginning. After escaping, he began to become gods in another world, pulling people into the space to chat across servers, assisting Ji Xin behind the scenes, and transforming the gods. Brief comments on what to watch: Advantages: 1. Integrate classical prehistoric elements very well: Fengshen, Journey to the West, Shushan, and Prehistoric Times are all a hodgepodge blended together. The bad news is that too many of them are blended together, but the good news is that they are all blended together! The worldview and characters have a paradoxical (praise) feeling, which can be brought in from traditional classical literature, but also has novel anthropomorphic settings of the Fengshen Bang. 2. The settings of the mastermind and Dihua flow highlight the fun style of this book: The protagonist operates the plot like a mastermind behind the scenes, transforming into various characters to pretend to be a tiger and scare the pigs! (Well, it's not about pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger!), The story is full of nonsense and humor. Disadvantages: Dihua's routine is as expected: Some of Dihua's plots may lack freshness. At this point, the book's routines are very mature, but it's a pity that it doesn't have any fun. To sum up, it is recommended for book lovers who like Honghuang, Dihua, and behind-the-scenes novels.

Stand Back and Let the Teacher Come7

Whisperer

3.0M8.9351

Travel through Tang Monk and learn the scriptures successfully. After retreating to practice cultivation, I woke up from a "sleep" and saw the vicissitudes of life. The sky full of gods and Buddhas disappeared into smoke. Only the steel forest and numerous high-rise buildings have returned to modern times? It's just a game between gods and demons, traveling through reincarnation, ghosts and monsters, and a group of demons dancing around. There is evil spirit! "Stand back and let my master come." Tang Luo showed the "compassionate" smile of the past.

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The muscular Tang Monk traverses the infinite universe. He is invincible from the beginning, has great strength and flies bricks, and has a great time all the way to the end. Tags: Infinity, Journey to the West, Invincible, Easy Word count: 3 million words, completed Achievements: 10,000 orders Evaluation: ① Quality level [King] ② Recommendation index ⭐⭐⭐💫 Summary of work: The protagonist travels back in time to become Tang Monk, is defeated in a fight against Buddha, and travels back to Earth at the beginning, but is involved in a game between gods and demons on the way. The game is a hodgepodge of ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, with unlimited streaming copies. Brief comments on what to watch: 1. The protagonist is a bald and reckless man: The protagonist, as Tang Monk, was named the Fighting and Victorious Buddha! Yeah, the kind that flies bricks with great strength and proves the Tao with strength! It is in great contrast with our traditional image of Monk Tang. The fighting style is fierce and invincible, powerful and domineering, and refreshing without stains. 2. The atmosphere is sandy and cheerful: The main line of the plot advancement is the protagonist's invincible sweep. The copy is a game of gods and demons, which can be found in ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad. The protagonist does not have much resistance, and the style is naturally relaxed and cheerful. Disadvantages: 1. Reasonableness issues: It is a common disease to play tricks on others and is generally not very reasonable. 2. The protagonist is too invincible: If the protagonist is too invincible, the battle may lack suspense and challenge, which is probably a common problem in the invincible genre. To sum up, this book is recommended for book lovers who like Journey to the West, Invincible, and light-hearted fun.