Those Silly Jokes ③😜tathagata is Too Hot in Thai Pants😆
那些沙雕玩梗文③😜如来太美泰裤辣😆
The Tathagata meme has become popular recently. You can search for the specific video yourself. It can be said to be very hilarious. In addition, there are many other jokes that are too inconvenient to list here, but they also add a bit of joy to our ordinary lives. [Book Selection Criteria] On this occasion, Chuiding Zhongcao has written several [Sand Sculpture] and [Playing with Meme] articles, divided into 3 articles in total. This book is Part 3. The selected books are either classic old books, or seedlings with potential, or popular books with [high quality/ten thousand orders]. The single owner will rate them and rate them with stars for the sake of all the sages. [Evaluation Criteria] 5-level 5-star system ① Grade: Quality level [Push on the street] The plot is crappy and the characters are brainless. It tastes like nothing at first glance, but it will explode after another glance! [Exquisite] The routines are skillful and the writing is fluent. If you are hungry, you will swallow it wholeheartedly and it will taste good. [Heavenly King] The rhythm is appropriate, the highlights are outstanding, and there are occasional innovations. It is a pleasure to read, and it is worth pursuing. [Master] The style is of its own, profound skills, excellent quality, and you can use it during the day. Release the scroll, Heiye Meng is chased [Platinum] The skill has reached the state of perfection, and there is no rival in the same kind. It is amazing and has endless aftertaste after reading it. ② Star rating: Recommendation index ⭐ is one star, 💫 is half star💫~⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐: Extremely not recommended~ Highly recommended PS: If you find it useful, please collect it! Please comment! Please pay attention! PS2: If you are interested, you can directly click "Add to bookshelf" in the lower right corner of the book📚
1The End of the Heavens
Multiverse诸天尽头
Phoenix Mocking Phoenix
As soon as he woke up, Russell had a system in his mind that could travel between the heavens and the world. Killers, monsters, witches, aliens, devils, gods... The infinite world has infinite possibilities and infinite adventures, and those who break through the infinite will definitely leave their own legends. From ordinary to immortal, find the end on the road to the heavens! ... Looking at the endless road, Russell touched the system's head. He only had the card from the lottery in his hand... He was a little panicked! ----New book: Becoming a legend in Hong Kong
As soon as he woke up, Russell had a system in his mind that could travel between the heavens and the world. Killers, monsters, witches, aliens, devils, gods... The infinite world has infinite possibilities and infinite adventures, and those who break through the infinite will definitely leave their own legends. From ordinary to immortal, find the end on the road to the heavens! ... Looking at the endless road, Russell touched the system's head. He only had the card from the lottery in his hand... He was a little panicked! ----New book: Becoming a legend in Hong Kong
Make fun of the astronomy! The rhythm is tight, the protagonist performs slutty tricks to get through the levels, and is extremely mean-spirited. The copies include classic scripts from Marvel, DC, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc. Tags: system, heavens, complaints, ease Word count: 3.86 Million words, completed Achievements: 10,000 orders Evaluation: ① Quality level [King] ② Recommendation index ⭐⭐⭐💫 Work overview: After the death of the protagonist's parents, he obtains a system that allows him to travel through the heavens and win prizes. Therefore, the protagonist moves through different story worlds (movies and TV shows), performs dungeons, and meets beauties, making him lose his mind but not his heart. Brief comments on what to watch: 1. The protagonist has a distinctive and interesting image. The protagonist is a scumbag, often makes risqué remarks, is petty, scheming, and a scumbag. He meets beauties in various plot worlds, and he doesn't care about his heart! The image is not that decent, but interesting enough, a bit like Wei Xiaobao. The protagonist's jokes are not abrupt and often lead to unexpected plot twists. The author also often writes stories that are very fast, but the selling point of this book is not that there are multiple female protagonists, but mainly the protagonist's complaints and jokes. 2. A hodgepodge of copies of American TV series and movies, with a complete and reasonable structure. The copies include The League of Assassins, Jennifer's Body, A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Terminator, Marvel, Caribbean, Transformers, The Hobbit, Sleepy Hollow, DC, etc. It can be said to be a hodgepodge of American movies and TV series. The protagonist shuttles among them, each copy has a complete structure, and the painting style is relatively consistent between copies. Some scripts are relatively long, such as those from Marvel, which may be a little boring if you read too many of them, but overall they have a beginning and an end, and the rhythm is tight. To sum up, I strongly recommend two types of book lovers to read this book. One is those who like slanderous protagonists, and the other is those who like these American scripts.
2After Sleeping Soundly
Suspense熟睡之后
I Am The Right Way
The wandering soul is wandering, and the worms are scattered. Invisible things surround you, and whispers in your ears come from. Abominations wait in the abyss. There is no wind in the dead silence, and it cannot blow the corners of my clothes and the ends of my hair. Musu stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared at him. It wasn't until Mu Su took off his clothes that Abyss had to look away in embarrassment.
The wandering soul is wandering, and the worms are scattered. Invisible things surround you, and whispers in your ears come from. Abominations wait in the abyss. There is no wind in the dead silence, and it cannot blow the corners of my clothes and the ends of my hair. Musu stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared at him. It wasn't until Mu Su took off his clothes that Abyss had to look away in embarrassment.
Mental patients are happy! There is Brother Huo Zi's illness in "The Strange Fairy", but there is no grief from Brother Huo Zi! There are the cool moves of Brother Jue from "Thriller Paradise" and his unique crazy attempt to commit suicide! Tags: suspense, weird game, Cthulhu, infinite, funny Word count: 2.01 Million words, serialized (during my lifetime) Grade: Excellent Evaluation: ① Quality level [King] ② Recommendation index ⭐⭐⭐ Work overview: The protagonist is an old immortal who has lived for many years. Because he lived too long, he became mentally ill. He escaped from the mental hospital at the beginning, bought game equipment, and drove to death all the way in the game... Brief comments on what to watch: 1. There are many integrations in story settings. Interstellar, online games, SCP, Cthulhu, mental illness... The author mixed many elements into this book. It doesn't feel out of place, but feels quite suitable. The story is more diverse and interesting. 2. Stems come out frequently, and sand sculptures are happy. The style is joyful and silly, and the book is full of jokes and spoofs. The protagonist has been seeking death, using various tricks to clear the dark dungeon, which can be said to be a trick to get through. He drives frequently and is interested in female characters, AI, ghosts, etc. Around him. Well, who would have thought of falling in love with the evil lady? 3. The rhythm is tight, and the plot is full of laughter and tears. The overall story is smooth and compact, the plot advances step by step, and the cruelty is hidden under the joy. It's a bit like what I learned before about "writing tragedy with happy scenes". As the protagonist explores, the truth of the world is gradually revealed. Behind the seemingly funny and nonsensical nature, there is a deeper side. To sum up, it is recommended for book lovers who like mentally ill protagonists and silly jokes. But one thing to note is that the work has been in the collection before and now belongs to the Lifetime series...
3Huaixia Chronicles
Modern Romance槐夏记事
Song Of Thorns
The new book "Song Tan Chronicles" has been released, thank you for your support! There is no CP copywriting in this article: I have become green and stronger. The Sophora japonica tree spirit transforms into a human. Not only does it have to learn how to be a human being, but it also has to raise a child, and it is also busy looking for a partner for itself... The most important thing is, why does the flower bed of its own body have to be demolished? There are already completed articles such as "The Chronicles of Qinggui", "The Chronicles of Ding Wei", "The World of Kong Fang" and "The Chronicles of Chuhe".
The new book "Song Tan Chronicles" has been released, thank you for your support! There is no CP copywriting in this article: I have become green and stronger. The Sophora japonica tree spirit transforms into a human. Not only does it have to learn how to be a human being, but it also has to raise a child, and it is also busy looking for a partner for itself... The most important thing is, why does the flower bed of its own body have to be demolished? There are already completed articles such as "The Chronicles of Qinggui", "The Chronicles of Ding Wei", "The World of Kong Fang" and "The Chronicles of Chuhe".
Shadong's daily monster article! The locust tree becomes a spirit, you can start a business and make money! The heroine is cute, the writing style is cheerful, and the daily life is relaxed. The only female protagonist in this series has delicate and sincere emotions. Tags: heroine, sand sculpture, daily life, no cp Word count: 1.65 Million words, completed Grade: Excellent Evaluation: ① Quality level [Master] ② Recommendation index ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Work overview: The heroine is a locust tree. As an adult, she adapts to human society, raises children, starts a business in various ways to make money, interacts with roommates, and finds a partner... Brief comments on what to watch: 1. The protagonist is cute and cute. The protagonist is a locust tree, so naturally it cannot be viewed with common sense. Because it is a tree, the protagonist is dull, cute and silly, and often makes shocking remarks. This kind of character shows the monster side of the protagonist, and he also maintains this image as an adult. Well, after all, how can a monster hide his personality. 2. How the protagonist makes money: The way the protagonist makes money is really funny. In order to eat so many delicacies in the human world, of course you have to work hard to make money! In order to protect the land where the main body is located, of course you have to make money to buy land! So, fortune telling - feudal superstition, right? Selling flowers - when the city management is not around? Capture a ghost to tell a story and write a novel - 404 warning! , You can only sell charms and catch human traffickers to receive rewards. He looks like a tree spirit. 3. Style sand sculpture and warmth coexist. There is humor, such as the protagonist's bizarre behavior as a tree spirit and the aforementioned ways of making money. There is also warmth, such as loving interactions with children and roommates. I have to say that the female author is really delicate. In the later period, the heroine's search for a partner was also full of joy. Disadvantages: The ending feels a little rushed, but according to the author, it is the best ending. So, the question at the end is a matter of opinion. To sum up, this book is both gritty and warm. It is recommended for book lovers who like delicate writing style and want to read about tree spirits as adults.
4Dream Realizer of All Realms
Multiverse万界圆梦师
Cotton Clothes Guard
Client: "I want to put on Bu Jingyun's unicorn arm." Dream Master: "No problem. Your dream is my mission. Even if we are enemies with the whole world, we will help you realize it." Client: "But I don't want to be enemies with the whole world." Dream Master: "We help you..."... Gold Medal Dream Master Li Xiaobai solemnly reminds the public: Your dream is more important than your life, so don't make a wish casually, what if it comes true one day? This is the story of an emotional wish-making machine that travels across the world and uses any means to help every customer realize their dreams! QQ group: 925016531
Client: "I want to put on Bu Jingyun's unicorn arm." Dream Master: "No problem. Your dream is my mission. Even if we are enemies with the whole world, we will help you realize it." Client: "But I don't want to be enemies with the whole world." Dream Master: "We help you..."... Gold Medal Dream Master Li Xiaobai solemnly reminds the public: Your dream is more important than your life, so don't make a wish casually, what if it comes true one day? This is the story of an emotional wish-making machine that travels across the world and uses any means to help every customer realize their dreams! QQ group: 925016531
Glyphs of quicksand in the heavens! The protagonist quickly travels into various plot worlds, messing up the original story line, and helping the employer realize his dream! Oh, he has to thank us! Tags: Zhutianliu, imagination, fast travel, sand sculpture Word count: 3.11 Million words, completed Achievements: 10,000 orders Evaluation: ① Quality level [King] ② Recommendation index ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Work overview: The protagonist's profession is a dream-fulfilment artist, and his job is to accompany customers through the plot world and realize their wishes. Therefore, every time the protagonist travels to a world, he will mess up the original story line, and at the same time find every opportunity to fulfill the customer's wishes. Brief comments on what to watch: 1. The happy atmosphere of sand sculptures: The protagonist's behavior is funny, the plot is absurd, and the tricks the author gives to the protagonist are so nonsensical that people often don't expect how the protagonist will fulfill the customer's wishes. 2. The classic copy and its deconstruction by the protagonist. We are so passionate about Mr. Gu Long's "Little Li Flying Knife" series and Mr. Jin Yong's "The Swordsman". It's because they created contexts through these classic works. For example, the image of Li Xunhuan and the power of "Sunflower Collection". No need to describe too much, just mention the name, and book lovers will have a detailed impression in their minds. In this book, the author, through the employer's request, allows the protagonist to stir up troubles in these classic works. For example, a client wants to have a child with Li Xunhuan. The protagonist uses the idea of "100% chance of being beaten with bare hands" to summon all the major martial arts masters to kneel down and accept the blow. He controls the public opinion in the world and forces Li Xunhuan to have a baby with the client! Another example is a transgender client who wants to learn the "Sunflower Book". The protagonist uses his levitation technique and the Millennium Killing (ahem)... In short, the protagonist can use various waste skills to show off his talents in different plot worlds, deconstructing the internal logic in classic works. To sum up, the skills of the protagonists in this book are very impressive, and the worlds they travel through are all familiar works. It is recommended for book friends who like sand sculpture Zhutianliu to read it.
5Players Are Fierce
Multiverse玩家凶猛
Black Light Summer Fire
This is a real game that transcends dimensions. It is a fierce competition in the world, a magnificent epic myth, a bizarre and tortuous fantasy of another world, and the players are fierce! (Verification group 799607962, enter the group and send full order screenshots to join the V group 340663859)
This is a real game that transcends dimensions. It is a fierce competition in the world, a magnificent epic myth, a bizarre and tortuous fantasy of another world, and the players are fierce! (Verification group 799607962, enter the group and send full order screenshots to join the V group 340663859)
There is an unlimited flow of frequent complaints. The protagonist is a genius, with clear ideas, strong execution, wild operations, and a lot of fun, a bit like "Thriller Paradise"! Tags: unlimited streaming, data, imagination, calmness, fun Word count: 3.02 Million words, completed Achievements: 10,000 orders Evaluation: ① Quality level [Master] ② Recommendation index ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Work overview: The protagonist is a high school student with a high IQ who is selected to participate in a killing game. He plays dungeons step by step, becomes a transcendent, and gradually reveals the nature of the game. Brief comments on what to watch: 1. The copy is brilliant and the plot is murderous at every step. Each dungeon is interesting and unique, without the fatigue of frequently changing dungeons in the later stages of unlimited streaming. It can be said that the quality of the copy directly determines the life or death of an infinite stream. It can be seen that the author has consulted a large amount of information, the plot is linked one by one, and the suspense caused by the opening can also be echoed at the end. The story can be said to be gripping, and you can feel the tension and excitement brought by the protagonist's incredible actions. 2. Protagonist image. It can be seen that the protagonist's image is not deep enough, but it is clear enough. The author writes the protagonist's step-by-step growth process from a wild genius well, and creates a sense of genius similar to that of "Brother Jue". But the depth level is still a bit lacking. Fortunately, the protagonist often complains and talks dirty, which to a certain extent resolves the depth problem. Hey, if you put it in an online article, it's pretty good. You shouldn't be so demanding! 3. The atmosphere is well created. When you feel bored, the supernatural atmosphere kicks in. When feeling scared, the protagonist talks dirty words and interacts with other characters to show contrasting cuteness and other characters to dispel the fearful atmosphere. The author keeps walking between the fear of the supernatural and the fun of humor, trying to have both without crowding out each other! To sum up, it is recommended for book lovers who like unlimited streaming jokes to read!
6Fist of Utopia
Light Novel空想之拳
Du Ting Cup
My name is Liang De. I am twenty-seven years old. I am not a student. I live in the University Town area of Xiangbei City after time travel. I am unmarried. Before I traveled through time, I had to work overtime until nine o'clock in the evening before going home. If I wanted to fish, I would stay up all night. I smoke, perm my hair, but don't drink. I only speak dirty words online. I don't need to recharge or pirate. I will definitely watch the must-see TV series for macho men. I decide to go to bed early and get up early, so I will postpone it until twelve o'clock, go to bed, play with my mobile phone immediately, cultivate immortality once or twice a week, and never leave interesting TV dramas and comic novels until after I wake up. All my friends say I am normal. I am currently trying to think of a way to travel back in time. If you are a beautiful girl or have a good idea, please contact me.
My name is Liang De. I am twenty-seven years old. I am not a student. I live in the University Town area of Xiangbei City after time travel. I am unmarried. Before I traveled through time, I had to work overtime until nine o'clock in the evening before going home. If I wanted to fish, I would stay up all night. I smoke, perm my hair, but don't drink. I only speak dirty words online. I don't need to recharge or pirate. I will definitely watch the must-see TV series for macho men. I decide to go to bed early and get up early, so I will postpone it until twelve o'clock, go to bed, play with my mobile phone immediately, cultivate immortality once or twice a week, and never leave interesting TV dramas and comic novels until after I wake up. All my friends say I am normal. I am currently trying to think of a way to travel back in time. If you are a beautiful girl or have a good idea, please contact me.
Unlimited streaming of spoof posts! There are frequent jokes, a hodgepodge of elements such as special photography films, Hong Kong films, novels, comics, etc., Cruel and passionate, and the style is nonsensical. Tags: daily life, otaku, funny, nonsensical, relaxed Word count: 1.24 Million words, updated intermittently Grade: Excellent Evaluation: ① Quality level [King] ② Recommendation index ⭐⭐⭐💫 Work overview: The protagonist is a middle-aged social worker. He died suddenly while working overtime and was reborn in a different world. He needed seven days of nightmare-like death compensation. Therefore, the protagonist worked hard to find a way to break the space blockade and return to the real world. Brief comments on what to watch: 1. The style is nonsensical and the fantasy world is bizarre and interesting. The style of this book is such that there is no need to elaborate too much. 2. Play with the stalks intensively, and make the stalks stand out. The book incorporates a lot of jokes, which come from different works. They are often jokes within jokes, and they are full of saucy words, and they are well combined. For example, the names of many characters in Stephen Chow's movies were placed on teachers, and then a hodgepodge of special photography films, Hong Kong films, novels, comics, etc. In terms of creating memes, for example, the most famous "cross-talking literature" comes from this book. 3. Shortcomings: Obviously, if you don't understand these jokes, then the book will not be interesting... Just like watching Let the Bullets Fly without understanding the metaphor, it's half as fun. In short, this book is recommended for book lovers who like to read memes, if they can tolerate the author's update speed...