"Host, the villain is about to die, hurry up and save him!"
"Host, the villain is in urgent need of an amazing master to support the scene. Please go as soon as possible!"
"Host..."
"Okay! Didn't you see me eating the candied haws on a stick? How come your system doesn't have any discernment? If the villain wants to commit suicide, go ahead and do it!" Bei Xiaoming continued to chew on the candied haws of apples nonchalantly, not taking the system's words to heart at all.
"Is the mission more important or the candied haws of sugar-coated haws?" The system was about to cry.
"Tanghulu!" Bei Xiao replied seriously without even thinking about it.
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Recommended, the author's new article "System, help me become the empress" ~ ancient time travel, super beautiful ~
Advanced Intelligent Life System 0000001 went back to the era of interstellar development five thousand years ago, and after going through hardships, he found the host that was most suitable for healing.
This person really meets the requirements of the Father
1. Lazy
2. Very lazy
3. Enough and very lazy
This human being is simply perfect!
In order to better satisfy the host's "treatment" wishes, System 0000001 has specially formulated the following healing rules -
1. Absolutely not give the host any chance to be lazy;
2. Instill in the host the concept that laziness is abnormal;
3. Any moral or coquettish bitch-level means can be used when necessary, just to satisfy the host's desire for treatment!
ps: The interstellar background of this article contains anti-travel elements and no CP.
[The new book "Step aside and let me come" is being serialized]
Different stories, same wonderful
Jiang Pengji obtained something called the Gongdou Live Broadcast System.
Jiang Pengji: "Good system, no problem system!"
Many years later, Jiang Pengji finally achieved her goal and became the emperor's woman (empress).
Jiang Pengji: "Please praise me!"
System: "(╯‵□′)╯┻━┻I asked you to fight in the palace, but who asked you to conquer the world!"
#The future general's road to hegemony among princes in ancient times#
#The male protagonist watched Silence, and the system shed tears after watching it#
PS: It is recommended to start from 369: Dongqing Earthquake (1) when looking at Zhan Hegemony Farming
This is the story of a max-level boss who reinvents himself and tortures a bunch of little scum.
A hundred years ago, in order to seek justice, Lan Shuying caused trouble in the Nanming Mansion and was thrown into a love prison by the palace owner. A hundred years later, she broke out of prison and hid in the Three Thousand Worlds to recuperate and prepare for war, and accidentally discovered the truth about the existence of the Nanming Mansion. In the world of Yin and Yang, the gods are playing a game. If you don't want to be a pawn, how can you find a way out?
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[No CP] The evolution path of the villain goddess who breaks and then stands again
The protagonist specializes in setting up situations to watch the show, dismantling CPs with his bare hands, and traveling slowly.
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