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No matter how big the world is, who dares to offend my woman? Once in trouble, help comes from all directions.

The highest level of being a world-class agent: earning a Saudi salary, living in a British house, using a Swedish mobile phone, wearing a Swiss watch, marrying a Korean woman, having a Japanese mistress, getting a Thai massage, driving a German car, flying on an American plane, drinking French red wine, eating Australian seafood, smoking Cuban cigars, wearing Italian leather shoes, playing with Spanish girls, watching Austrian opera, buying a Russian villa, hiring a Filipino maid, an Israeli bodyguard, taking a Turkish sauna, and working as a Chinese cadre. The new book "The Most Immortal Journey" has been released, and new and old readers are welcome to read it.

I'm so unlucky. People really travel through time. I can only be picked up by people who travel through time. I can only be picked up by girls... In my "several" pawnshop, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Yi, etc., And a series of uncontrollable stories happened. This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."

A small citizen who is always unlucky suddenly, a piece of jade that can create monsters, a group of electrical monsters who like to cause trouble... Quotations from Chen Mo: I picked up a little loli. She loves slaying demons and ice cream. Her biggest hobby is using spells randomly. I have a Greek fiancée, and she is jealous of my boss's wife. The problem is that they will transform whenever they break out... I have a group of monster pets. The rice cooker likes to rob banks, the laptop likes to play hackers, and the mobile phone always imitates my voice to pick up girls. As for the battery car - well, it is working hard to practice and strive to evolve into a Cadillac as soon as possible! Just to buy a house and a car, I actually had to collect a bunch of inexplicable scraps of jade, find a way to get rid of bad luck, and have to fight with a group of gods and monsters! But in the end, they actually said that I was... Meow, it was none of my business, I was just a food delivery guy, okay? ------ Please note before reading that this book focuses on relaxed and interesting urban life, and is not an upgrade to the Tao Bao Cultivation style. Please do not eat or drink while reading to avoid contaminating the screen or choking your esophagus while laughing. Please do not imitate the use of electrical appliances after reading this... I bet your rice cooker can only cook rice, definitely not steam elixir!

Believe me, what you have read before is just a fake "Journey to the West", and the CCTV version for six-year-olds is nothing more than a fairy tale to coax children. Cui Shi, a small prison policeman, accidentally broke into the real world of Journey to the West and was involved in the undercurrent of the whirlpool of Buddhist scriptures... Why do we need to learn scriptures? Do you think it's for the sake of peace in the world and people's kindness? Then why has the world become more noisy and impetuous from the moment we retrieved the scriptures to today? Wu Chengen: Don't press my coffin board, let me out! Jian west Lai: Rest in peace, God of Creation.

The most concise introduction: A human being enters the world of death. "Punching to the flesh is a man's romance!" Introduction to the hot-blooded version: Although there are thousands of people, I have gone there, with a human body, the sharpness of a Zanpakutō, and look at him who is a human from head to toe, how can he become the strongest step by step! Introduction to the spoof version (laughing): "It doesn't matter who you are, you have to call me brother when you see me!" "If you don't accept it, you will become bald!" PS: Mandarin translation version of Death, please don't get entangled in language issues. PS: I have finished an old book: [How to Make Me Meet You] a free short novel. [I Really Don't Want to Time Travel] 2990 is a comprehensive comic. [The system of Bleach is a bit strange] 9,300 Bleach fans have subscribed.

Some people are destined to meet together, even if one is in heaven and the other is in hell. Rose Prison, the first prison in the real world! The world's top criminals are imprisoned here. What will happen if you lead such a group of people into the virtual world? Hero Prison, the first prison in the virtual world! Here are the most legendary heroes and monsters, including the Messenger of Doom, the Ancient Demon King, the Troll Chief, the Bounty Hunter, and even the powerful God! How powerful would it be to carry such a prison with you? In fact, the world is a prison. If you want to gain true freedom, you must change the world!

After exchanging souls with another self in the parallel world, each promised to protect everything about the other. Guoling started his own life in another world. Many people say that the introduction is poisonous. Well, don't read the introduction, read the content. This is really a good novel.

Our story begins with a young boy. Have you heard of many bizarre stories spread among the people? Have you ever had any admiration or yearning for the capable people in the story who possess magical powers? What this book tells is the stories of people with strange skills scattered among the people. They possess Qi Men Dun Jia. When their abilities are no longer recognized by this era, how should they make a choice?

This is a game beyond dimensions. It is also a race for truth. The unknown seal, the gamble between ghosts and gods... The struggle of data, the redemption of mankind... In that virtual world connected to reality - consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, throw away your fear. Get rid of your selfish thoughts, doubts and rejections... Free your mind. Welcome to the horror paradise. The physical book of "Thriller Paradise" is now availableㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ

Tao Bao accidentally moved into an apartment. The landlord was his ex-girlfriend, and his ex-wife lived across the door...

The last descendant of the Corpse Exorcist Sect came to another world inexplicably. During this time travel, he actually brought one of the zombies he drove to another world, and sacrificed the zombie into his own zombie king. He actually discovered the treasure passed down from the ancestors of the Corpse Exorcist Sect in another world. As he continues to delve deeper, what will he discover... The powerful corpse refining skills can resurrect the dead strong men and reappear the extinct races. What kind of disturbance will he cause on the mainland...

All realms merged, spiritual power dissipated, the world of cultivation that had lasted for millions of years collapsed, barbarians invaded, and the Five Elements Heaven became the last line of defense for cultivators. Thousands of years later, a humble young man from the old land worked as a coolie and went deep into the wilderness for three years, and got an unusual opportunity to enter the Five Elements Heaven for further study. The young man who longs to control his destiny and pursues becoming stronger, with a beast-like fighting instinct, sets off a gorgeous storm. ##########New book q group number 237931286, welcome to join

One thought turns into a sea, one thought turns into a mulberry field. One thought can kill thousands of demons, one thought can kill thousands of immortals. Only My Thoughts... Eternity This is Ergen's fourth novel "One Thought of Eternity" after "Immortal Rebellion", "Seeking Demons" and "I Want to Seal the Heaven"

Earthly immortals are born in the blessed land, and heavenly immortals come and go in the cave. I have a plum blossom to steal a ray of heavenly secrets!

Rise from ruin, resurrect from destruction. The sea turned into dust, the thunder and lightning dried up, that wisp of mist approached the earth again, the shackles of the world were opened, and a mysterious corner of a brand new world was unveiled...

A senior member of the police force told me: Compassion does not lead to soldiers, and kindness does not lead to police service. Good people cannot be policemen, because kindness looks like a ridiculous cowardice to those who commit crimes. Unfortunately, I am neither a kind nor a cowardly person. Those strange crimes and all kinds of criminals have become a part of my life. I had to think like them, I had to act like them, because I was racking my brains all the time to figure out how to catch them. My name is Yu Zui, I am a criminal police officer, this is my story, a confused, confused, impulsive and intense story...

I am a monster, I am a monster that can stop time, I am a monster that can stop time or even go backwards. None of that matters, there's more to my identity than that. I even think that that is the most interesting and emotional thing in life - I am the director of a neighborhood committee in a human society... Hey, so my peers call me: He Anyi can't bear to look back.

Lu Chen had a dream, a very long dream. The world in the dream is familiar yet strange, and different characters perform different wonderful performances. Singer, actor, and freelance writer, he actually experienced three different lives in the dream world! When he woke up from the dream, Lu Chen embarked on a dazzling road to become a perfect star! －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ PS: Parallel world self-created setting, please do not compare it with reality. Newbies and new works please click, collect and recommend! Welcome to the big star reader group 494193990 (empty)

A ghost wizard from the end of the Dharma era was killed in a car accident. His soul traveled through time and found that he had come to Japan and was possessed by a Japanese man. Just when I was thinking about making a name for myself in Japan, I picked up a newspaper and glanced at it-- Kudo Shinichi, the Sherlock Holmes of Japan's Heisei era, the savior of the police? Damn it, how did I end up in the two-dimensional world? Well, all in all, this is a story about a wizard acting as a passerby in the world of Conan... PS: The author Jun has also completed the works "Refining Ghosts and Cultivating Immortals" with 6.53 Million words, "The Evil Ghost Lord" with 3.65 Million words, and "My Mechanical Octopus" with 2.18 Million words. Friends who are idle and bored can take a look. Well, there is another book called "The Last Immortal Cultivator". This book has been banned, so ignore it... Group number: 512240405, full ~ Group 2: 670934518