The Most Vicious Troll at Qidian

It can be seen from this book that the vast population of our country has basically zero logical reasoning ability. In other words, those who are following this book are mentally retarded children who are transitioning from primary school to junior high school and cannot get 60 points in all math exams. The biggest cancer of this book has emerged within the first ten chapters. As the saying goes, "It is a crime to have a treasure in your possession." If a mortal carries a valuable treasure and is killed for the sake of money, it is unavoidable. Although Chen Changsheng's master is so awesome that he can scare away a dragon, that doesn't mean that his apprentice will have no worries during his journey around the world! Soon after Chen Changsheng came down from the mountain, even the biggest villain, the Queen, was alarmed. The strange thing is that with so many villains, he and the others can easily put Chen Changsheng into a sack and throw it into the river, destroying the body and destroying all traces, and then the engagement contract will naturally be lost. However, the opponent's IQ in the book was forcibly reduced by 99% in this way. They allowed Chen Changsheng to slowly learn and grow, and then turned back to attack the Brood. Alas, the roots are not removed, but the spring breeze protects the growth! In order to be good villains, those people in the Queen deliberately pretended to be blind and deaf throughout the whole process and turned a blind eye. It was really hard work! In fact, it is very easy to deal with this huge hole bug. For example, the master gives the apprentice a very deterrent protective token, or a concealed escape weapon, or sends a mysterious master to secretly follow and protect the apprentice to prevent various assassinations from succeeding. That is fine. But no, there is nothing in the book. The male protagonist is obviously covered in gold ingots, but no one dares to come and steal the money openly. . . It is clearly this kind of low-level writing logic. Millions of readers are basically blind, and I am the only one who is not blind. By the way, there are countless logic bugs in the book, such as Princess Luoluo inexplicably making huge discounts and delivering goods to her door, Tang Sanliu relying on the author's inside information and desperately investing in original stocks with a "sighted eye like a torch", etc. These are all logical errors. Chen Changsheng and Luo Luo met by chance for the first time. The killer fought with Luo Luo. He initially had the upper hand, but then the passer-by male protagonist, who had no power to restrain the chicken, started nagging beside him. The killer only needs to go over and kill him with one blow, and he can easily turn around and kill Luo Luo. What does it say in the book? The killer's IQ dropped by 99%. He pretended to be stupid, blind, and deaf, and cooperated fully to be killed by Luoluo. It can be said that this is a book that can automatically lower one's IQ after reading it. Whoever reads it will be stupid13. The popularity of this book has witnessed the extreme ignorance of some Chinese people. It's not impossible to chase stars. If you chase after someone who is careless and heartless, it will be a public disgrace to our nation. There are so many junk costume dramas in China that are made up and imagined, and I don't care to add another one like this!

Chen Dong's writing style is only suitable for writing about ancient times, such as the Tomb of Gods. However, when people become famous, they tend to become inflated and think they can do anything. This is embarrassing for the mother, and it has become a public display of the lower limit of IQ. For the purposes of this book, Chen is the "god" of Psycho, and Dong is the "East" of Sick Man Crow. It is said that this book has two million readers, which can only prove one thing: mentally ill people have more fun. At the beginning of the article, it is written that the desert suddenly bloomed with a large number of blue flowers, and all of them suddenly withered. . . A junior high school biology teacher from "Shendong" had a heart attack and was sent to the hospital. Then soon a three-foot-long tree took root in Bronze Mountain, using bronze as its nutrients. . . Junior high school physics and chemistry teachers both suffered heart attacks. In the Changbai Mountains, 10,000-meter-high mountains rise from the plains. . . The geography teacher also fell into trouble. The sky is covered with vines, which is nothing. It's just that innocent high-altitude satellites were also pulled down by them and put to death. I feel bad for the satellite here. A bird is tens of meters long, and a centipede is tens of meters long. . . This earth is too small and needs to be expanded and upgraded quickly. With so much food, can these monsters be full? Even a population of 6 billion is not enough for them to feed them for three months? ! The protagonist learned some magical breathing techniques from a cow, and his skills improved so much that he could run 100 meters in less than three seconds. Just eating a red fruit on the side of the road will greatly improve your skills? Why don't you drink the pesticide dichlorvos? It is said that a small bottle can increase your power for a thousand years! Except for mental patients, no one writes a book with such random leaps of thought. Except for readers who are also suffering from mental illness, normal people will not cheer loudly for such a book. Such absurd novels actually swept across various online novel ranking lists, which can only illustrate one thing: the pollution in many places in the country may not be limited to green mountains and clear waters. Mental pollution is far more terrible than environmental pollution and food pollution. Final announcement: I think I am very normal, but the outside world is a little crazy.

Come do it when you have time

Come do it when you have time

Come spray when you have time

1. People who like to keep pets are mostly idle people who have nothing to do but eat all day long. For example, mistress, rich wife, official wife, mistress, etc. 2. My country's pet immune protection system is extremely imperfect. As a result, pets have many viruses and parasites, and their health status is not optimistic. 3. There is no cure for rabies, and those infected will die. A small number of cats can also carry rabies virus. 4. People who are addicted to keeping pets usually have a smell on their bodies. As for the taste at home, it's even less optimistic. 5. Dog meat tastes good, but cat meat tastes good. . .

I once thought that there was only one little match girl. Except for her, no one would dream of seeing the fragrant egg fried rice in the firelight, and it was the expensive kind. . . Oh, I was wrong! The popularity of this book shows that there are many people in our country who like to daydream. Usually they can't afford anything except a five-yuan lunch box. Therefore, I can only seek some comfort in the dim light and shadow of matches. In terms of logical rationality, this book is not as good as other world gourmets that follow the trend. If your stuff is so expensive, people will naturally come and smash up the store. That book arranged a robot puppet thug to deal with such troubles. The source of the ingredients (poisonous or not), the waiter in the shop (causing confusion), etc., Could have been full of wonderful things, but the author is not able to write it, which is a pity.

It is said that the most impressive sentence in the book is, "Don't bully young people into poverty." This sentence makes many people feel sad. This is also the most attractive main plot of the book and the biggest reason why many people like it. I sighed, what does this prove? This only proves that there are too many paupers in our country! They are so poor that they can only eat "potatoes" every day, and they are suffocating! Only when a pauper reads this sentence, will his heart resonate so strongly! It is said that this book also created the famous "break-off" trend, in which a beautiful lady was extremely tough and wanted to break off her engagement with a poor boy. This point also resonates with many people. I sighed again. What does this prove? It only proves that there are too many poor boys who cannot afford beautiful wives. Even though they can't afford it, they are still not willing to let the beautiful young lady find someone else to rely on. These unscrupulous readers really have such dark hearts! I just support the little beauty who broke off the engagement. She should "rather sit on a horse and cry than sit on a donkey and laugh." Hehehe.

This book is the easiest to criticize. Let's talk about the main plot. An academician of the National Academy of Sciences is reborn and comes to study in a primary school. Then, he started pretending to be 13 and stepping on all kinds of kids. After the students in this class were bullied one by one, they started to bully the students in the next class. Then, all the classes in this elementary school were made to look cool by his various tricks. So he started going to other nearby elementary schools to bully children. Yes, you read that right, the protagonist only went to elementary school to humiliate others, not even middle school, because he felt the most comfortable doing so, and the children screamed the most miserably and cried the loudest. Then, he took care of all the primary school students within a "ten mile" radius. And this book is already two million words long. Readers think that the male protagonist will gradually transition to junior high school, high school, or even college. No, you are wrong. The male protagonist fell in love with elementary school and kept repeating grades every year, refusing to upgrade. It is said that there used to be an alley of eighteen bronze men in Shaolin Temple, but the author of this book loved to conquer the eighteen primary school students! Moreover, he has been running rampant in various elementary schools for so long, and has written millions of words, and yet the parents of the victims have not come out to interfere. And "strong people" such as teachers and principals never come forward. It is said that this book has a nickname, "Rebirth: Primary School Dominance", and it is specially written for primary school students. I'm not a primary school student, so I won't watch it.

This is a book that normal people can read.

The popularity of this book only proves one thing: a person's intelligence is not directly proportional to his age. This book is basically a fairy tale book, and those who read it are basically little kids who will never grow up. The biggest cancer of this book appears in Chapter 5. When Roland, a retarded lord, met the legendary evil witch for the first time, he didn't have any precautions because she was more beautiful, and then he casually tore off the shackles and restrictions of the evil witch, which was the stone of punishment. I remember watching a movie before, in which an American soldier kindly rescued a Vietnamese child. The other person's special way of gratitude was to stab him in the stomach with a dagger in time. Did Roland never think that the other party might burn him to ashes on the spot? Why should he bet like this? So, only elementary school students would believe that Roland, a super idiot and a lord with almost zero IQ, could actually conquer the entire continent in the future. In this book, all opponents automatically lower their IQ by more than 50% throughout the entire process, and basically do not engage in countermeasures such as assassinations or planting traitors. What's even more bizarre is that, except for Roland, all the villains are blind, and no one can see that the witches have tool value. The nickname of this book is "The Story of Roland's Bulldozer", and the plot of the book can be imagined. With the bulldozer in hand, I have the world. Pushed down along the way, there were also many witches of all kinds singing and dancing to the door. On the surface, it doesn't seem like there's a big harem, but the main plot is about a certain professional nursing class. Except for Roland, who is a male nurse, the whole class is all female. Therefore, one can imagine the profound connotation of the author's choice of this pen name.