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--The new book "The Ultimate Evolution of the Raccoon" is now online. Please support and promote it-- Well, this book tells the story of a senior time traveler who conquered the world with a group of cute beast-eared girls and beast-eared men.

Hao Ren, as his name suggests, is a good man. His ideal is to live a peaceful life and be a small landlord who is not dead but cannot make a fortune - at least until a bunch of crazy creatures live in his house. A remote and old big house, a bunch of unusual extraterrestrial beings, and a labor contract from "gods". The three elements combined made Hao Ren the busiest landlord and the most capable nanny in the world. The story of the most chaotic, strange, and abnormal room landlord begins here. "From the day I pressed my fingerprint on the labor contract, I knew I was on a pirate ship..."

Lei looked at the empty plate "Where's my food!" "Your Highness, they won't let me cook for you." "Nonsense." "Really, those mages just took my kitchen knife and made it into a flying sword!" --The elf prince's daily cultivation life, a happy and funny way

Question: What was it like to find out that you are a handsome man after losing 30 pounds? Anonymous answer: It will waste a lot of time dealing with redundant questions. Follow-up question: I don't understand. Are you really answering my question? I just want to know if I will be pursued by girls after I become handsome! Anonymous answer: Yes, just like living people will be pursued by zombies, please read my answer in "What is it like to be chased by zombies", or read "What to do if you are too popular"!

Lu Jun was reborn in a small Japanese fishing village in 1950 and obtained the "Fishing King" system. The system could help him detect the location of fish schools, and he returned with a full harvest every time he fished. I can help him build the best fishery, and I am the best at aquaculture! At this time, Japan's offshore fisheries had not yet started, and the offshore aquaculture industry had not yet developed. Lu Junxi felt that he wanted to be the master of the Hokkaido fishing grounds! "No, wait, there are only five men left in the entire fishing village, so who will go fishing with me?" Lu Junxi was dumbfounded.

I am still the same boy as before, nothing has changed. Thor, the god of thunder.

New book: [The Rat with a Bad Tail] has been signed. I hope everyone can vote for the new book [The Rat with a Bad Tail]. Thank you all! Dig a hole, I want to dig it into a villa. Foraging, I want to fill the warehouse. In a fight, neither an eagle nor a lynx can defeat me! Plus, I'm actually an alien! -------- Lu Feng, the day he was reborn as a squirrel~

An Tong was transported to another dimension of the earth, where there were all kinds of cute ship girls, so he began a wonderful journey to save the world. "You perverts! Don't touch my ship girl!"

Comrade Wang Yan: In 2015, he performed well and made outstanding achievements in special tasks such as "Three Comprehensive Rectifications of Superpower Persons' Discipline Violations in East China", "Working Fiercely for a Hundred Days and Striving for Glory Again", "Lonely and Widowed Banshees Sending Warmth", and "Comprehensive Popularization of Knowledge on the Peaceful Coexistence of Humans and Monsters". Winning the title of 'Advanced Individual', this certificate is issued as an encouragement. --East China Branch of the National African Affairs Bureau Mr. Wang Yan: In view of the fact that you have played an active and important role in combating the "evil transnational superpower organization" and maintaining the stability of the "Banshee International Bauhinia Alliance" and maintaining world peace. It fully demonstrates the superiority and necessity of the official joint law enforcement system of superpowers around the world. You are specially awarded the honorary title of "Top Ten Outstanding Young People with Superpowers in the World", and I am sending you this letter of encouragement. --The Federation of Official Superpower Organizations of the World's Major Economies (The protagonist has a positive personality, is helpful to others, and is full of positive energy. The characters are vivid and vivid, the plot design is smooth and smooth, and the twists and turns even shocked the author of this article! What a book!)

One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book club group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2:168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3:165210665 (new) Jiuzhou No.1 Group (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632