System, Funny, Funny

One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book club group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2:168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3:165210665 (new) Jiuzhou No.1 Group (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632

When Qin Fen opened the WeChat account of Tianting Moments on his mobile phone, he found that his life had changed, but the changes in Tianting were even more shocking. If you want some good ideas, fine, give me something in exchange. I'm not picky about food. New book uploaded "It's terrible, the god is obsessed with me again" PS: I have passed the internal visa. As for my character, I have integrity. Is that okay? Please give me some points, please support me, please support me. Group one (566830963), group two (366756421) are full, Full booking V group (513424835)

By chance, Ye Ren obtained a portable system that others dreamed of. Kill, eat, absorb, extract the enemy's genes to evolve yourself, the essence of life is evolution, plunder the genes of other creatures for your own use, become the fourth man standing at the top of the food chain, and achieve supreme dominance. The mantis bone blade that cuts through the sky, the earthworm cells split in two, the electric eel muscles with 100,000 volts, the extremely tenacious little strong physique, the queen ant organs that breed new species, and even more valuable alien gift packages are waiting for you! What are you waiting for? It's okay to pretend to be Spider-Man, and then cosplay Khazik. The most important thing in life is to be happy. With the Predator system, Ye Ren is now in a league of his own. He punches the second-generation official of Nanshan, kicks the rich and handsome man of Beihai, and kicks the villain when he encounters him, killing or burying him. Ye Ren: Digest and then evolve. Your only mistake is to be my enemy. This is the story of slowly becoming an apex predator.

"I have to spend my family. If I don't spend my family, wouldn't it be a waste of my parents' talent to make money?" When interviewed by reporters, Hong Dali said this. As soon as the interview ended, Hong Dali pulled up the "Big Prodigal System" interface, looked at the various good things on it, touched his chin and murmured to himself: "Another 200 billion will be spent on the design drawings of the 'Destruction Engine', the core technology of the most powerful humanoid mobile weapon [True Gulanxiu]. It seems that we need to work harder!" "I want to squander! I want to waste my fortune!"

Han Feng downloaded a Tianting reader and found that the authors in it all came from a place called Tianting. Han Feng realized that he was starting to become prosperous, so he gave him a small reward, and the author gratefully gave Han Feng some small gifts from heaven. What will happen if I write a novel and send it to Tianting Reader? With so many merit rewards, what should I buy? Kung Fu, magical weapon, or panacea?

In a fantasy world where warriors can split mountains and rivers with a wave of their hands and break rivers with a kick of their legs, there is a small restaurant like this. The small restaurant is not big, but it is a place where countless top experts flock to. There you can taste egg fried rice made with phoenix eggs and dragon blood rice. There you can drink from the fountain of life and liquor brewed from red fruits. There you can eat barbecued meat of the ninth-level supreme beast with black pepper. Why do you want to take the chef home? Impossible, because there is a tenth-level divine beast, a Cerberus, lying at the door of the restaurant. Oh, that chef also has an iron-headed assistant who can crush a ninth-grade supreme being with one hand and a group of crazy women whose stomachs have been conquered. This book discussion group: 550248234 (full) Welcome everyone to join the second group: 208206733

[The most popular fantasy work in 2017, No. 1 In both overseas recommendation lists] Zhang Hang traveled through another world and became a glorious teacher, with a mysterious library in his mind. As long as he has seen something, whether it is a person or an object, it can automatically form a book and record the other person's various shortcomings. Therefore, he is so awesome! Teach students, accept apprentices, open classes, cultivate the strongest, and teach the world. "Emperor Zhuoyang, can the majestic emperor pay attention to his image?" "And you, Demon Lord Qiankun, can you eat less green onions, do you want to smoke me to death?" This is an awesome story about the inheritance of teachers, training and guidance of the world's strongest. There are already completed books such as "The King of Fighters: Another World", "Iori Yagami Temple", "Endless Dantian", etc. The quality is guaranteed and you can enter the pit!

The new book "The Great Sage Live Room" has been released, so stay tuned! Jade Rabbit was demoted to the human world and punished, Taishang Laojun experienced in the mortal world, Su Daji was always by his side, Bai Suzhen had actually escaped from Leifeng Pagoda... In Liu Ming's writings, there are no secrets within the Three Realms. Later he discovered that this pen could even draw the ground as a prison, change fate against the will of heaven, issue decrees on behalf of the Jade Emperor, and seduce the soul of the King of Hell! So the question is, what kind of pen is this? Yes, this is awesome. .

New book: The Major Shareholders of the Three Realms has been uploaded. This is the story of a group of big guys from the Three Realms working for the protagonist in another world, selling Lao Ganma and other products, and building a modern business empire.

"Still worried about the traffic jam every day? Today I will teach you how to cross the river with a reed." "Still worried about your aging appearance? You deserve to have the Everlasting Eternal Spring Kung Fu." "Still frustrated by your weak body and weak energy? Come on, come on, learn this Yi Jin Jing well, your waist will no longer be sore, your legs will no longer hurt, and your whole person will instantly look cute." Then the entire live broadcast room was silent. A certain department: "Your behavior of spreading martial arts at will has disrupted social order..." Xiao Yu smiled mysteriously and walked with his sword: "So, do you want to learn to cultivate immortality?" Then the whole world was boiling. (PS: I'm so sorry that such a boring person dares to create a group. The group number is 5742 28429. If you want to add it, you can add it~~Gu~~(╯╰)b)

A mysterious black card with a different quota issued every week. Shi Lei must spend all the quota within a week, otherwise, he will face the punishment of the black card. "Spending money is really a physical job..." - Shi Lei said. "Set a small goal first, let's say spend it 100 million first..." Shi Lei said confidently. "What I regret most in my life is that I have money that I can't spend all my money. I can't do it if I don't spend it..." - Shi Lei finally said. Ordinary group: Welcome to join the beautiful and beautiful Xiao Seliang reader group, group number: 362092559 Rudder leader and above group: 423794083, everyone is welcome to join

In reality, Lin Qing is just an ordinary person who works hard for life. On this day, a mysterious system came and gave him endless wealth, but this wealth could only be used to exchange for virtual currencies on major websites. So-- The author at a certain point burst into tears, "Nouveau riche, even if one leader adds one update, I still have to update a thousand chapters! It will really kill people!" A famous female anchor received 9,999 rockets in a row. She was so excited that she fell into coma and was sent to the hospital. In the future, after the first virtual reality online game appears, great players from all walks of life will flock to him because of his words... In the world of the Internet, he is the undisputed strongest god!

Are you humiliated by being counterattacked by useless people? Are you sad and angry about becoming a stepping stone to genius? As a cannon fodder who died after appearing in just two episodes, are you unwilling to do so? Don't worry, I've got everything covered! As the only system supplier in all the worlds, I can customize various portable systems for you, allowing you to reach the top of your life. Young man, it's time to feel proud! Young man, it's time to counterattack and counterattack!

Lord Yu Yan, known as the number one person in the world of cultivating immortals, waited for sixteen thousand years and finally received a disciple, who taught him carefully and cared for him seriously. Watching her gradually understand and grow stronger, just when she was about to soar into the sky... She died! So he took in another apprentice, taught him carefully, and took good care of him, and then... She died again! So he took on another apprentice, and then... She died anyway! Yuyan:...... Apprentice:... (Why do I get picked up by the same person every time I am reborn? I throw him down~~~~) **************** Starting from November 19th, the film and television drama of the same name will be broadcast exclusively on Tencent Video, with two episodes updated every Monday and Tuesday~

There is a kind of person who is a legend throughout his life. There is a kind of person who has an angry expression between his brows. There is a kind of person, his name is Lin Fan. All living beings: "Lin Fan, I want to call you." A domineering life that requires no explanation. There are already two old books "I am a Shenhao, who am I afraid of" and "I am a Shenhao, who am I afraid of 2". Four updates every day, unchanging in rain or shine, a man with integrity. Group number: 345147644 genuine group.

[Complete this magical book, read it in one go for free] Be the cutest loli daddy, teach singing to beautiful celebrities, cook master-level gourmet meals, and write the best-selling novel... Another book has an online plot with "The Strongest Anti-Routine System"!

The most powerful counter-routine, my backhand is just a routine, sweeping across the invincible opponents in the world of immortality, just ask who else is there? If you don't care about life and death, do it if you don't accept it! "Young people, when I started doing this routine, you were still wearing crotchless pants!" Xu Que embarked on a routine road. Every day he was either doing routines or on the way to routines!