The new book "Fat Tiger Wants a Leisurely Life" has been released!
I'm just a little snow leopard lying on a corpse waiting to die.
Why did we encounter the rewilding project?
Who can bear this? I just want to eat and drink together.
How can you let me fend for myself?
Don't say I'm useless, I've never gotten up at all.
Also, are there some problems in this world? Why are there vampires, werewolves and little ladies with bleeding eyes?
This is not the world I want. I am just a snow leopard.
Don't come over here!
Chen Xing recently played a historical cat-drawing game called "Cat Glory", but what Chen Xing didn't expect was that the cats he drew turned out to be real.
Yuanzhang meow: "We are the Ming Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang, meow~"
Qingzhao Meow: "The bold and unrestrained faction? We, the graceful faction, are fighting against your bold and unrestrained faction, meow~!"
Looking at the big cat, Chen Xing couldn't help but sigh.
Until the golden light flashed, a panda claiming to be 'Liu Xiu Miao' appeared in the living room...
"Oh no, is a panda considered a cat?"
The holy fire is shining, the holy light is shining, all my disciples, meow meow meow meow.
As a cat person and shit shoveler, Chen Xing just wants to be a quiet ordinary person.
…
This is a story about a shit shoveler and a cat saving the world in the era of spiritual recovery.
"I discovered the secrets of the classmates around me.
You may not believe it.
But their true identities are ninjas, killers and aliens respectively. "
"Hmm... (Leaning on hands and thinking.)"
"Hey, hey, hey! This isn't right! Why are there ninjas and killers around me? I can't understand it at all! (My heart is gradually breaking down.)"
"Calm down! Calm down! (Slap your cheek to force yourself to calm down)"
I'm laughing so hard, I can't calm down at all.
Cold sweat gradually broke out on Nekoyashiki's forehead.
"Why is that alien staring at me?
There's something wrong with her look at all!
Alas alas? Why are you still drooling?
Could it be that... She eats people? "
…
This is the daily story of Nekoyashiki Uine and the extraordinary classmates around her!
Other titles include: "My Classmates All Have Special Skills", "Travelers, Killers, Ninjas and Aliens", "Human Dispute Mediation Department", "My Strange Love Daily with an Unknown Star".
Updated on time at 7pm every day, serialized!
Someday.
Su Luo, a college student, asked on Zhihu:
"I have studied classical Taoism for three years, and I have some regrets. Is it still too late to switch to the popular modern martial arts or spiritual mechanics?"
But his question attracted a group of respondents who were nicknamed "monks" and shared their curiosity. Weiwei's career experience:
[This person has a way to die]: "There are only useless people, and there is no useless profession!"
[Key Immortal]: "The warrior is the force responsible for my Daxia world. He can move mountains, overturn seas, subdue monsters, suppress demons, command gods, reach for stars, cut off rivers, destroy cities, and open the sky!"
[General Fan]: "Run!!! Classical Taoism is shameless! You are talking about the Taoism Association, how many association presidents have changed in one term, can you change it? Change the soup without changing the medicine! People from the lineage of ferocious beasts also have reasons to say, what kind of soldiers do I lead? I lead a group of big muscle tyrants, you and others Who is worthy of hunting me? What is the current level of Daxia Taoism? With just a few seedlings, how dare you hunt ferocious beasts? Can he enter the Two Realms Mountain? He can't, you know?" Su Luo laughed and praised the rich imagination of these sand sculpture netizens.
But,
When he pushed open the window,
the bright smile on his face suddenly froze...
"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Sanqing Taoist System. In the future, you will take it as your own responsibility to revitalize the Taoist sect. If the task fails, you will..."
Click——
"There seemed to be a fly just now?"
System, die.
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