Not a Great God

Gu Xiaotian, a male, is a mildly mentally ill person. Due to an "accidental encounter" with a mental illness system, he was sent to a parallel time and space by the system and traveled to a person who was also suffering from mental illness. This is a happy story about a systematic mental patient and a group of "little mortals" in his eyes. ..."Young Master Gu, how do you feel about marrying the goddess in the hearts of male animals in Tiandi City?" "Anyway, turn off the lights and it's the same as everyone else." Facing the reporter's interview, Gu Xiaotian said with his nostrils pinched. "Master Gu, what do you think is the most delicious dish?" Hearing the reporter's question, Gu Xiaotian suddenly fell silent. He looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, his melancholy eyes eclipsing the sky. Finally, he slapped his thigh with a very nostalgic expression: "It's Zhu Jue's kidney, it's so damn delicious!" Ps: ①Vernacular version of the book title: A mentally ill patient obtained a system. ②The content of this book is high-level, so those who are not strong-willed should read with caution.

One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book Club Group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group No. 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group No. 3: 165210665 (New) Jiuzhou No. 1 Group (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632

[The most popular fantasy work in 2017, No. 1 On both overseas and popular lists] Zhang Hang traveled through another world and became a glorious teacher, with a mysterious library in his mind. As long as he has seen something, whether it is a person or an object, it can automatically form a book and record the other person's various shortcomings. Therefore, he is so awesome! Teach students, accept apprentices, hold classes, cultivate the strongest, and teach the world. "Emperor Zhuoyang, can the majestic emperor pay attention to his image?" "And you, Demon Lord Qiankun, can you eat less green onions, do you want to smoke me to death?" This is an awesome story about the inheritance of teachers, training and guidance of the strongest person in the world. There are already completed books such as "The King of Fighters in Another World", "Iori Yagami Temple", "Endless Dantian", etc. The quality is guaranteed, so you can buy it!

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Earthly immortals are born in the blessed land, and heavenly immortals come and go in the cave. I have a plum blossom to steal a ray of heavenly secrets!