Non-routine Time Travel and Comedy

We solemnly declare: This book is a classical fairy tale work and is purely fictional and has nothing to do with history! ! It's so cheating, he actually traveled through time to a prisoner who was about to be beheaded! Facing the butcher's knife that is about to cut down, how does Zhang Xiaolin save himself?

After a time traveler travels to another world, he cannot live a human life... The story begins after jumping out of the stone...

"Hello everyone, I am the God of Cookery. "The Spirit of the King of Medicine" became a hit a few days ago. After watching it, the Emperor of Heaven wondered all day about how I added ingredients to his concubine's dishes." "Hello everyone, I am the Lucky Boy. My God of Wealth watched "Ilia the Magical Girl" a few days ago. He has not gone out to scatter coins for the past few days. Instead, he has stayed in the house and made staffs. There is still a lot of work to be done. What should I do?" "Hello everyone, I am still the God of Cookery, and I am dying! The Emperor of Heaven has actually seen the "God of Cookery" comic! Now he looks at me more and more wrong. Will he knock me down to the mortal world to make peeing cow balls? Urgent! Waiting online!" "Hello everyone, I am the judge of the underworld, yes, the one in charge of the Book of Life and Death. My King of Hell read a comic a few days ago. Recently, he always wants to put a BUFF on my head. Is it too late for me to hand over the Book of Life and Death to him? Urgent! Online ddfsdhsl" (Please support the new book "The Zombie Apocalypse in the Immortal World")

[The new book "Back to Ancient Times to Become a Craftsman God" has been signed and uploaded] Time travel, the soul returns to the end of Han Dynasty, and he wakes up and becomes the emperor. This can be possible, but the situation of the emperor seems to be different from what he promised. Outside, the princes are tearing up the land and sealing the territory, the mountains and rivers are broken, and there are rebellious ministers intimidating him, and he is not free. Liu Xie said that he is under a lot of pressure. In order to change his miserable fate, in order to be able to enjoy the treatment that an emperor deserves, Liu Xie feels that he should fight hard. Famous ministers and powerful generals must be there, three palaces and six courtyards... Ahem, this can be possible. In short, this is a story of the rise of a puppet emperor step by step.

The European Middle Ages are known as the darkest age of science. Copernicus, who proposed the "heliocentric theory", was persecuted for false opinions, while Bruno, who insisted on the truth, was burned on the rack. Galileo, the founder of experimental science, was sentenced to life imprisonment, etc... But Edison, the high priest of light, brought light to the public, Galileo, the god of the sky, made everyone see the vastness of the universe, and Watt, the ancestor of steam, made humans feel the power of machinery. The only creed of Scientology: Science and technology are the primary productive forces! The protagonist Zhang Ling came to this era. The only difference was that he saw the old man who looked like Gandalf. Why did he summon a big fireball?

The ancient evil destroyed our homeland and turned our people into refugees! But He cannot destroy our will! Because all the suffering we endure will make us more united, stronger and more determined.

"Has the Korean director released another new movie? You must watch it, otherwise I will be out of touch with the times." - An ordinary viewer. "This year's Oscar has been awarded to director Han Qiu, but we are now customizing next year's Oscar for Best Director trophy. The name is still engraved with Han Qiu." - Oscar. "It is he who has enriched the people's cultural life, it is he who has carried forward China's extensive and profound culture, and it is he who has sublimated our spirit. Thank you to him, and thank you to Director Han Qiu." - People's Daily. "He is the most powerful director in history, unprecedented and unprecedented!" - Time Magazine. (PS: This is a purely directorial article. The author just wants to give everyone a film and television paradise.) (A new book has been released, "The Great Entertainment Scam", please support me!)

I plant a seed and reap countless fruits... Recalling the lyrics, Jiang Taixuan looked at his medicinal field. Professional planting, cultivation, leasing, selling and recycling of all gods and demons, one-stop service. Sao Nian, do you want to become a god? This book finally has a group. Thanks to the book friend Smile for providing a group: 545119338 (group name Gods and Demons Supplier)

The new book "Supernatural David" travels to the interstellar world, with God's shadow attendant beside him, and there are dangers everywhere... After traveling through time, why do I still carry the Horadric Cube with me? The knight is handsome and the wizard is cool. Do you think I should be a knight or a wizard? Q group (ordinary group): 7878681 Q group (VIP group): 7999186

A little merit can be exchanged for one minute of life. Do a good deed and get some merit. Doing a bad thing will deduct a hundred points of merit. Save a mortal and get ten points of merit. Killing a mortal will deduct a thousand points of merit. Save a good person and get fifty points of merit. Killing a good person will deduct 5,000 points of merit. If you have enough merit, congratulations, immortality will no longer be a dream!

Why can a time-travel protagonist always inherit the memories of his predecessors and start a new life without any obstacles? Why is it that everyone wakes up well in bed after time travel, and there is a sister (sister, maid) next to her who said with snot and tears: "Great! You finally woke up!" What if the protagonist discovers that he has been kidnapped just after traveling through time, and a few perverted witches are wielding whips? "You want to recruit or not!" The protagonist looked confused: "Sister, who are you?" "Stay tough! I want to see if it's your mouth that's tough or my whip that's tough!" This is how the wonderful time travel life begins. ------------- The plot flows, and the spoofs are the spice.

One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book club group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2:168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3:165210665 (new) Jiuzhou No.1 Group (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632

Hao Ren, as his name suggests, is a good man. His ideal is to live a peaceful life and be a small landlord who is not dead but cannot make a fortune - at least until a bunch of crazy creatures live in his house. A remote and old big house, a bunch of unusual extraterrestrial beings, and a labor contract from "gods". The three elements combined made Hao Ren the busiest landlord and the most capable nanny in the world. The story of the most chaotic, strange, and abnormal room landlord begins here. "From the day I pressed my fingerprint on the labor contract, I knew I was on a pirate ship..."

Ye Chui, who travels to other worlds with his iPad: Who told you that I belong to a magister? Have you ever seen a magister use an iPad to attack people? Are cursed sword skills valuable? I download them directly from the app store. Is the secret realm of the ancient tomb full of danger? Then just turn on the map navigation when adventuring. Not to mention that anti-virus software can resist attacks, browsers can log into other people's consciousness, phones can communicate with people remotely, and they can also send curses to you via WeChat. Even movie characters can be summoned as heroic spirits. The generals of the Three Kingdoms and superheroes stand together and ask you if you are afraid? When fighting with someone, I can play a passionate song to increase all attribute buffs. Let me tell you, I am invincible in my BGM. (The original name of this book is Almighty Magister, now it is renamed to Entering Another World with iPad)

"This world is really terrible..." In the South Pacific, Zhang Taibai murmured as he looked at the scene happening on the sea level. In front of the cruise ship Zhang Taibai was riding, a muscular man wearing only dark green boxer briefs was holding a three-pronged steel fork, appearing and disappearing across the sea, fighting fiercely with a super king squid that was hundreds of meters long and looked like a sea monster! "I didn't expect there to be such a powerful person in this world..." Zhang Taibai was sighing when he suddenly frowned and shouted to the muscular man a little unhappily: "Hey, hey, I'm talking about you! Fight back, don't run towards me, go play while you're at it -" As soon as he finished speaking, he waved his sleeve... Thousands of sword energy set off a huge wave, sending the man and the sea monster flying away! (Everyone who complained about the cover and introduction, I tried my best! This is really a good book. If you don't like the introduction, you can just come in and read it. I highly recommend it! I won't lie to you!!!)

A group of giant dragons moved small benches to watch "Game of Thrones" day and night. The great elven druids shed tears because of "The Story of Hachiko the Faithful Dog". Humans and dwarves competed for a legendary card in the Hearthstone tavern. Even the gods personally came to the mortal world to urge the serialization of the novel "Sherlock Holmes". In the end, the archdruids started a business of "one-click German fighting", and goblins and gnomes joined the construction of the Internet store. Set off a cultural invasion from the earth in another world! PS: This time we won the conquest without relying on force. This time we won through culture. In short, it is a story that mainly focuses on tossing the Internet and games, supplemented by making movies and drawing comics. PS1: Book club group 641081470. PS2: VIP book club group 653828383. To join the group, you need to have a fan score of apprentice or above!

Cheng Yan originally thought he had traveled to the European Middle Ages and became a glorious prince. But the world seems to be different from what I thought? Witches are real and have magical powers? The witch farming article will carry out farming to the end. ---- The new book "Tiandao Equation" has been released, please feed it!

Demons are my servants, fel energy is my power, shadow and fire are by my side, I am a warlock. A warlock walks the world of Marvel. (There is no system, just rely on yourself, young man.) Welcome to join the Warlock Book Club in the Marvel world, group number: 177873494