🔥the Funniest Book from Qidian 🔥
🔥起点最搞笑逗逼的书 🔥
This book is dedicated to funny and funny articles, and strives to become a gathering place for funny and funny articles. Everyone is welcome to collect them. In this book list, there are books by great masters, newcomers, and famous and unknown books. I will try my best not to miss a funny article. Not all books by the same author will be added, but [series] works will be recommended directly [I suddenly felt very emotional, thank you to the book friends who pushed the funny books here, thank you very much] This book list can be said to be the result of everyone's joint efforts. When you click on it, more than half of the funny books are recommended by book friends. There are many more "Cultivation Chat Group" with the largest number of red hearts, such as Big Star, Thor, The Strongest System, Hui Mao, Anecdotes about Abnormal Creatures, etc. There are too many, all recommended by book friends. I still remember that when a book friend came to recommend Thor, I had a disagreement with the book friend and got a little unhappy. But in the end, the book friend won. Facts have proved that if I don't think the book is not funny, no one else will find it funny. [💥We are cleaning up some books that are not very good. There are a lot of funny and funny articles missing. Please recommend! 💢Most of the funny books are below🚩Some people say that there are not many funny books, what do you say? Everyone laughs differently! There are many funny books recommended by book friends. In fact, I personally don't think they are very funny, but some people think they are funny, I think they are funny, and some people think they are not funny. But in general, there are books that many people think are funny and should be placed in the funny category. There is nothing wrong with that.
1修真聊天群(聊天群的日常生活)
Paladin Legend
One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book Club Group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group No. 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group No. 3: 165210665 (New) Jiuzhou No. 1 Group (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632
One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book Club Group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group No. 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group No. 3: 165210665 (New) Jiuzhou No. 1 Group (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632
[Modern, cultivation, chatting] [Overall 9.5 Stars, funny 9.7 Stars] Highly recommended by book friends, it is lighthearted and funny. The protagonist joins a group of cultivators. With this opportunity, the protagonist begins his rise. You can also search for the book title or the author's name for the earlier work "The Best Daddy from Another World". [Induction cooker for alchemy], well, that's the point of the joke.
2Holy Market
Xuanhuan圣墟
Chendong
Rise from ruin, resurrect from destruction. The sea turned into dust, the thunder and lightning dried up, that wisp of mist approached the earth again, the shackles of the world were opened, and a mysterious corner of a brand new world was unveiled...
Rise from ruin, resurrect from destruction. The sea turned into dust, the thunder and lightning dried up, that wisp of mist approached the earth again, the shackles of the world were opened, and a mysterious corner of a brand new world was unveiled...
[Dong Ge Series] All recommended [Overall 9.0 Stars, funny 9.4 Stars] Everyone knows that Dong Ge's books have a lot of funny supporting characters. Let's count how many funny things Dong Ge has written. The ruffian dragon, the magic stone, the scalper... I can't remember the names of several of them. You can add them. Some people said it was a joke to include this book in the book list, and even asked me to delete the book list and let everyone comment. Isn't there a funny part in Brother Dong's book? Can't passion be funny? [Modern background, world changes, grand world] These are the characteristics of Brother Dong. Brother Dong is a god of traps, and there will definitely be many traps. [Note] I recommend all of Brother Dong's books, not just this one! Excerpts from Dong Ge's book: We are the sorrow in other people's stories, like the fallen leaves, drifting in the wind and unable to find direction. On the road to the Great Emperor, there are our footprints, but they are not in heaven. Only the sad touch of red tells the sorrow of blood. The horse steps on the starry sky, the majestic body, the stunning battle, shoots down the divine moon, breaks the eternal myth, builds a glorious imperial road, and becomes a swan song. That is someone else's glory. Wandering, confused, where are we, struggling, searching, the pile of bones on the imperial road illustrates our desolation. "Covering the Sky" In the afterlife, if you believe it, there will be it, if you don't believe it, there will be none. As time goes by, two identical flowers will eventually appear in the world. Looking back for thousands of years, one flower will wither and the other will bloom. Whether they are the same flower or not is for future generations to judge. "Covering the Sky" Thousands of tribulations, hundreds of lifetimes of troubles, eternity has passed in a blink of an eye. Immortal body, immortal soul, shocking the past and the present, unrivaled! When the yin and yang are reversed, dye the sky with my demonic blood! "Tomb of the Gods" There is new life in the withering, and there is hope in despair. "Covering the Sky" Even if some things can be done all over again, it is difficult to go back to the starting point. Even if it is the same road, you can pass it twice in life and it will never feel the same again. Those are things of the past, people have to move forward. "Covering the Sky" One day, the starry sky explodes, the world overturns, and you are the only one left. Although you are invincible in the world, in the end you can only remember, seeing your beauty with white hair as white as snow, your soul returning to the loess, watching your friends fall into the ages and sleep in the cemetery. At that time, you will have a corresponding state of mind. "Perfect World" Those who climb high will humble themselves, and those who travel far will humble themselves. In this world, what matters is not where you are standing, but in which direction you are moving! "Tomb of the Gods" After a long time, there may be such a person, standing alone on the long river of time, looking back on eternity, alone with the divine way. "Perfect World"
3One Thought Lasts Forever
Xianxia一念永恒
Ear Base
One thought turns into a sea, one thought turns into a mulberry field. One thought can kill thousands of demons, one thought can kill thousands of immortals. Only My Thoughts... Eternity This is Ergen's fourth novel "One Thought of Eternity" after "Immortal Rebellion", "Seeking Demons" and "I Want to Seal the Heaven"
One thought turns into a sea, one thought turns into a mulberry field. One thought can kill thousands of demons, one thought can kill thousands of immortals. Only My Thoughts... Eternity This is Ergen's fourth novel "One Thought of Eternity" after "Immortal Rebellion", "Seeking Demons" and "I Want to Seal the Heaven"
[Cultivation to immortality, fear of death, funny] [Overall 9.7 Stars, funny 9.7 Stars] In the past, books with big ears were too depressing, but now it's better. It's suddenly gone too far and turned into a joke. The protagonist is afraid of death and wants to live forever. Under the oppression of death, he grows up and becomes a dazzling existence. Of course, although the protagonist is afraid of death, he is still very bloody when he should be bloody. Some people recommend "Seeking the Devil", actually! "The Immortal Rebellion" is also very good, a famous work.
4King, Spare My Life
Urban大王饶命
Talking Elbow
Lu Shu, a high school student, had his life changed in a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy recovery comes, he will be the leader of this era. Natural selection, the winner is king. ...
Lu Shu, a high school student, had his life changed in a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy recovery comes, he will be the leader of this era. Natural selection, the winner is king. ...
I saw someone talking about this book in the comments, so I read it. It was really funny and very good. I put it out for everyone to read.
5史上第一混乱
Zhang Xiaohua
I'm so unlucky. People really travel through time. I can only be picked up by people who travel through time. I can only be picked up by girls... In my "several" pawnshop, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Yi, etc., And a series of uncontrollable stories happened. This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."
I'm so unlucky. People really travel through time. I can only be picked up by people who travel through time. I can only be picked up by girls... In my "several" pawnshop, I received a series of customers named Jing Ke, Li Bai, Guan Yu, Qin Yi, etc., And a series of uncontrollable stories happened. This book has a strong spoof atmosphere, and cultivation, time travel, city, and love are all indispensable. That's why it's called "the greatest chaos in history."
[Zhang Xiaohua Series]All recommended [Overall 9.5 Stars, funny 9.7 Stars] Flower God can be said to be a full-time comic writer. It used to be quite famous, but it seems not to be good anymore. This one is my favorite. For other books, please search Zhang Xiaohua. [Note] We recommend all Huada's books, not just this one! Sentence excerpts: Some people live to eat, and some people eat to live. --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History" No wonder people say that for a man, buying a box of fake cigarettes is the second most depressing experience after newlyweds and discovering that his wife is not a virgin. --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History" Depriving people of their right to speak is as maddening as a rapist knocking a woman to the ground but not being able to take off her pants~ --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History" I didn't jump into the well with your wife in my arms, why do you hate me so much? --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History" As long as you think about someone with your heart, there is no difference between being with her. --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History" This is just like owing money to someone. If you owe less, you may still want to pay it back. If you owe more and more, you will one day wish that the creditor is dead. --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History" There are several types of emperors in history. The first type is the Mingjun, who is politically manipulative and works hard personally. You can say that they are cunning and cunning, but in terms of their job as emperors, they are outstanding. Li Shimin and Kangxi fall into this category. --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History" Miss me for a year and then forget about me! --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History" I wasn't born very great, so why am I living such a miserable life? --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History" I went to find Yu Ji, she is in my heart. --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History" "The Jade Emperor is very angry, and the consequences will be serious. His original intention was to strike you with nine thunderbolts, but that day happened to be the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, so he changed it to one thunderbolt with the kind words of the Seventh Princess..." I interjected and asked: "What is the difference between nine thunders striking the top and one thunder striking the top?" "It doesn't make any difference, you're dead anyway." --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History" I'm jealous tonight, can someone lend me some crabs? --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History" I don't feel much guilt about Er Sha's death, because if I were him, I would do it without hesitation. Of course, what worries me the most is that I have never had a good communication with him, because he was so stupid. It's like a large group of brothers. Suddenly one day, the one who loves you the most may be the one who is usually the most dull and ignored by you. That feeling of distress... Is very difficult. --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History" Genius is responsible for war, talent is responsible for battle. --Zhang Xiaohua "The First Chaos in History"
6Future King
Science Fiction未来天王
Lazy Speech
The old army commander who died in the apocalypse was reborn as a new century young man (?) Five hundred years after the end of the apocalypse... "Whenever the BGM sounds in my head, I feel fearless." - Fang Zhao. ----------------Has written three novels, "Star Hunter", "Back to the Past and Become a Cat", and "Original War Chronicles".
The old army commander who died in the apocalypse was reborn as a new century young man (?) Five hundred years after the end of the apocalypse... "Whenever the BGM sounds in my head, I feel fearless." - Fang Zhao. ----------------Has written three novels, "Star Hunter", "Back to the Past and Become a Cat", and "Original War Chronicles".
[Future, Lao Bai, Star, Xiao Dou] [Overall 9.5 Stars, funny 8.8 Stars] Chen Ci's new book, the master is the master, and what he writes is different. Compared with "Hui Mao", it is less funny, but there are still some places that are funny. The first dozen or so chapters didn't feel very good, there were loopholes, but after about 20 chapters it got better and the feeling came out. There is something extraordinary about the ordinary, giving it a warm feeling.
7Full-time Master
Game全职高手
Butterfly Blue
He was hailed as a top player at the textbook level in the online game Glory. He was expelled by the club for various reasons. After leaving the professional circle, he found himself in an Internet cafe and became a small network administrator. However, with ten years of gaming experience, he re-entered the game in the newly opened tenth district of Glory. With memories of the past and an unfinished homemade weapon, he began his journey back to the top. ===================================
He was hailed as a top player at the textbook level in the online game Glory. He was expelled by the club for various reasons. After leaving the professional circle, he found himself in an Internet cafe and became a small network administrator. However, with ten years of gaming experience, he re-entered the game in the newly opened tenth district of Glory. With memories of the past and an unfinished homemade weapon, he began his journey back to the top. ===================================
[Online games, funny, funny] [Overall 9.4 Stars, funny 9.5 Stars] The anime has already started airing, and I heard it is very good, but I haven't watched it yet. I must watch it when I find time. In the funny category, Butterfly Lan's works and Butterfly Big's works have many funny elements. There is also a book called "Melee Mage in Online Games" which is also very funny. It is also an online game. Another person said that "Melee Mage" is no longer in the book list. This is really helpless! Which one is better to recommend "Melee Mage"? Or is it better to recommend "The Master"? In fact, it's the same thing for everyone! Because I recommend [Butterfly Blue] And not just one of his works.
9回到过去变成猫
Lazy Speech
At the gate of the courtyard of the East Family Area of Chuhua University, the guard uncle answered the phone, opened the window and shouted angrily toward the grove not far away: "Hei Tan, your mother told you to go home for dinner!" Whoosh - a black cat burst out of the dense grass on the other side of the grove, ran towards a certain building, and disappeared at the entrance of the corridor in the blink of an eye. After it, cat heads emerged from the grass one after another. When dinner is served, everyone goes back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers. ... Some people say that cats are the only animals in the world whose entire race is insane. Yuanfang, what do you think? -----------------If you don't have any practice, you can click "X" if you want to see it. ----The new book "Future King" has been released.
At the gate of the courtyard of the East Family Area of Chuhua University, the guard uncle answered the phone, opened the window and shouted angrily toward the grove not far away: "Hei Tan, your mother told you to go home for dinner!" Whoosh - a black cat burst out of the dense grass on the other side of the grove, ran towards a certain building, and disappeared at the entrance of the corridor in the blink of an eye. After it, cat heads emerged from the grass one after another. When dinner is served, everyone goes back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers. ... Some people say that cats are the only animals in the world whose entire race is insane. Yuanfang, what do you think? -----------------If you don't have any practice, you can click "X" if you want to see it. ----The new book "Future King" has been released.
[Heterogeneous protagonist, plain and warm] [Overall 9.7 Stars, funny 9.6 Stars] Have you ever seen a cat being punished by sitting on instant noodles because he was too fat? Of course, this is the kind of treatment only supporting characters get, not the protagonist. The protagonist is a person who traveled to the past, became a cat, and then started his life as a cat. It's very good. Girls should all like it. It feels better than another original war record. Sentence excerpts: We may live in different cities, see different scenery, live very different lives, pass by different strangers every day, and open the door with our own moods, but what greets us is the same kind of happiness. When you hold the warm body of a cat and observe the city quietly, do you know: how many stories are related to cats here, and what is happening in other cities? Do we fall in love with this city because of its cats, or do we have cats because of this city? "Go back in time and become a cat" The lack of arrogance of a big man is due to his broad vision, knowing that there are mountains outside the mountains and buildings outside the buildings. Because of his rich experience, he knows that temporary success cannot control a person's ups and downs. A real big man is not without enemies. When facing a head-on confrontation, he will not hesitate to put his opponent to death, but behind the scenes he can be very open-minded and understand the beauty of evil. "Go back in time and become a cat" Cats can express their feelings directly or in a subtle way. Two cats that get along well may lick each other's fur, and may bite each other while they are licking. Then they will slap their paws and kick their legs while biting, and they will stay together again after the fight. --Chen Ci Lan Tiao "Go back in time and become a cat" Not everyone can see that something is wrong with you at first glance. If they don't pay enough attention, if they don't care enough, and their thoughts are not on you, how can they possibly notice those details? --Chen Ci Lan Tiao "Go back in time and become a cat" Time takes away the appearance, but it cannot take away the temperament. Everyone gets old sometimes, but it is not easy to remain elegant. "Go back in time and become a cat" Don't guess what the cat is thinking. --Chen Ci Lan Tiao "Go back in time and become a cat" Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are sleepy. Have fun outside and make trouble at home. --Chen Ci Lan Tiao "Go back in time and become a cat" Life is like a vat of hot bath water. It feels comfortable to soak in it, but the longer you soak in it, the more wrinkles you will get. --Chen Ci Lan Tiao "Go back in time and become a cat" I love you so much, can you take me home? --Chen Ci Lan Tiao "Go back in time and become a cat" Our human growth and development does not occur in one step, but goes through many stages. Take the baby you mentioned just now as an example. The baby also needs to go through several stages of development when it is in the mother's belly. Boys like Jiao Yuan and you are actually similar to girls in the initial stages of embryonic development. Although they look similar to girls at first, there are five gender transition junctions in the subsequent growth and development process. The sex-determining chromosomes will send out signals at the appropriate time. After this signal determines the direction of growth and development, there will be a series of hormonal responses in the following stages. In each stage, the relevant hormones will send out gender conversion signals, allowing the embryo to switch from female to male development. And the five to go through
10咸鱼翻身的正确姿势
Second Treasure Angel
Salted Fish Fans QQ Group: 575283140 Introduction: My name is Gu Zheng, I specialize in fighting against the system, the strongest academic master, the system for picking up girls, and hand-held weapons... One word: Fight against him. The new book has now been released in the urban category "I Can Only Travel Halfway" and the reality category "Grassroots of the Republic of China". The quality is guaranteed, and it is an absolutely conscientious choice.
Salted Fish Fans QQ Group: 575283140 Introduction: My name is Gu Zheng, I specialize in fighting against the system, the strongest academic master, the system for picking up girls, and hand-held weapons... One word: Fight against him. The new book has now been released in the urban category "I Can Only Travel Halfway" and the reality category "Grassroots of the Republic of China". The quality is guaranteed, and it is an absolutely conscientious choice.
[System, humor, funny, niche] [Overall 9.0 Stars, funny 9.0 Stars] This is a protagonist who holds a brick and stuffy system. In one word, fierce! The system in this book is probably the weakest system in history, which is an embarrassment to the system community! The whole article is humorous, but there are some vocabulary words that I don't know where the dialect comes from, which looks weird, but this is not a big problem, and overall it is pretty good. The previous book "Rebirth: The Foot-picking Man Turns into a Goddess" was already full of teasing vibes. Unexpectedly, this book was even more so, with a teasing smell coming across the screen. That's right! The goals of readers of this book are: vote, reward, and marry a second child. Erbao, you have to be careful, there are many people who have ideas about you. Also recommend "Rebirth: A foot-picking man turns into a male god"
11Gu Dao Changsheng
Urban顾道长生
Sleeping Will Turn White
I thought it was a realistic urban life, but when I disagreed, I changed the setting! The spiritual energy is revived and Taoism reappears. This is probably a story about the transformation of modern civilization into a cultivation civilization. ......... This book is still very ink book club: 666-464-52. Group V: 465-455-757
I thought it was a realistic urban life, but when I disagreed, I changed the setting! The spiritual energy is revived and Taoism reappears. This is probably a story about the transformation of modern civilization into a cultivation civilization. ......... This book is still very ink book club: 666-464-52. Group V: 465-455-757
[Bland, dirty, delicate] [Overall 9.5 Stars, funny 7.0 Stars] It's a good book, but don't get into it if you're impatient. The plot of the story is very plain, but the author has written it in an extraordinary way. His literary skills are very profound, which made me feel like I was reading the text in school. Moreover, the dirty jokes come at the drop of a hat. It can be seen that the author is also an experienced driver with strong driving skills. He graduated from Shandong Lanxiang and is very stable. Everyone can ride with confidence and the car will not tip over. The description is delicate and witty, and every shot is very exquisite. That's right! It's just exquisite! The detailed description is very successful, and the literary and artistic atmosphere is overwhelming. It doesn't look like an Internet article at all, but it is an Internet article because it contains too many dirty jokes. The overall assessment of the author is that he is a literary person who likes to tell dirty jokes. Well, that's right! He is a literati, not a writer. After the Three Idiots of Thieves, he is another big alternative in online writing. Overall it's more literary! It is estimated that only Qidian can support it. The tastes of readers are diverse enough, including both novices and old people. Other websites cannot support it. (There are a lot of dirty jokes, so let's add some humor!)
12Xiling Empire
Science Fiction希灵帝国
Far Pupil
It's not about an empire fighting for hegemony, it's not about another world, it's not about leveling up and practicing. In fact, this is a very serious and serious sci-fi salvation story – just listen to it seriously. Well, in fact, this is just a happy and unrestrained daily life of a group of leaders and a cheating head of state. The pseudo-house who was just waiting to die turned into the head of the empire, and the uncle with the halo of being a dad adopted countless lolita. This is the hilarious story of a certain house who got a rice-loving army that fell from the sky. Once again, I solemnly remind you: this is a very serious science fiction...
It's not about an empire fighting for hegemony, it's not about another world, it's not about leveling up and practicing. In fact, this is a very serious and serious sci-fi salvation story – just listen to it seriously. Well, in fact, this is just a happy and unrestrained daily life of a group of leaders and a cheating head of state. The pseudo-house who was just waiting to die turned into the head of the empire, and the uncle with the halo of being a dad adopted countless lolita. This is the hilarious story of a certain house who got a rice-loving army that fell from the sky. Once again, I solemnly remind you: this is a very serious science fiction...
[Complete, funny, western fantasy] [9.5 Stars overall, 9.5 Stars for funny] The author has written a lot of books, and they are very good. Originally, I would not recommend two books by the same author, but would recommend books that are being serialized and make series recommendations. This book is also mentioned in the review of the author's new book "Abnormal Creatures", but some people always say that they are not happy that this book is not available, so okay! Just push. Of course, more importantly, the book list can promote more books.
13网游之白帝无双
Can You Stay
In 24XX, after hundreds of years of improvement, virtual world applications have become more and more mature, and have gradually become the second world of human beings, where social interaction, work, and study can all be continued dormantly after daily life. Virtual games, as derivatives of the virtual world, have achieved more successful development. With the strong support and promotion of the federal government, games are born and changed season by season, in which stars collide and reincarnate. Ye Cang, a sinister sophomore in College City, belongs to the T-105 test team. He is suspected of being cured of albinism but there are too many mysteries behind his appearance. He embarks on the path of a professional player in the season of "New Era·Faith". With his almighty ranger, dark cuisine, bad personality, and the hand of heaven, he slowly opens the door to the 'legend'. "Actually, I prefer cooking and watching soap operas to games" ------- "White Emperor's Quotations" PS (Simplified version: This is the story of a group of funny guys who embarked on the path of becoming super gods and super ghosts)
In 24XX, after hundreds of years of improvement, virtual world applications have become more and more mature, and have gradually become the second world of human beings, where social interaction, work, and study can all be continued dormantly after daily life. Virtual games, as derivatives of the virtual world, have achieved more successful development. With the strong support and promotion of the federal government, games are born and changed season by season, in which stars collide and reincarnate. Ye Cang, a sinister sophomore in College City, belongs to the T-105 test team. He is suspected of being cured of albinism but there are too many mysteries behind his appearance. He embarks on the path of a professional player in the season of "New Era·Faith". With his almighty ranger, dark cuisine, bad personality, and the hand of heaven, he slowly opens the door to the 'legend'. "Actually, I prefer cooking and watching soap operas to games" ------- "White Emperor's Quotations" PS (Simplified version: This is the story of a group of funny guys who embarked on the path of becoming super gods and super ghosts)
Recommended by book friends, it is funny and funny, very good, I have collected it. It can only be that it has been 404ed before, and now the update is not good.
15Five Elements Sky
Xuanhuan五行天
Fang Xiang
All realms merged, spiritual power dissipated, the world of cultivation that had lasted for millions of years collapsed, barbarians invaded, and the Five Elements Heaven became the last line of defense for cultivators. Thousands of years later, a humble young man from the old land worked as a coolie and went deep into the wilderness for three years, and got an unusual opportunity to enter the Five Elements Heaven for further study. The young man who longs to control his destiny and pursues becoming stronger, with a beast-like fighting instinct, sets off a gorgeous storm. ##########New book q group number 237931286, welcome to join
All realms merged, spiritual power dissipated, the world of cultivation that had lasted for millions of years collapsed, barbarians invaded, and the Five Elements Heaven became the last line of defense for cultivators. Thousands of years later, a humble young man from the old land worked as a coolie and went deep into the wilderness for three years, and got an unusual opportunity to enter the Five Elements Heaven for further study. The young man who longs to control his destiny and pursues becoming stronger, with a beast-like fighting instinct, sets off a gorgeous storm. ##########New book q group number 237931286, welcome to join
[Strong, funny, humorous] [Overall 9.4 Stars, funny 8.8 Stars] The Presbyterian Church is decaying and fighting within itself. The enemies are powerful and terrifying. The protagonist strives to survive and find hope. By the way, I also want to drink Loulan's Yuanli soup. Do you want it? Raise your hand if you want to. Fang Da's works are not particularly funny, but they are still funny. His other works are also very good. Sentence excerpts: It's too humble, so I try to stand on tiptoes. --Fang Xiang's "Five Elements of Heaven" Don't say you've tried your best until you actually succeed or fail. --Fang Xiang's "Five Elements of Heaven" There is no chance to do it again, no chance to review, no chance to predict in advance. No one will tell him that he did not do well in the exam this time and work hard next time. There is no next time. --Fang Xiang's "Five Elements of Heaven" No matter who you are, it is not easy to do something for decades, no matter how small it is. Focus and persistence require a quiet heart and the ability to endure loneliness. --Fang Xiang's "Five Elements of Heaven" This is a young man who does not need words to comfort or encourage him. He knows what he is doing and why he is working hard. He has no confusion or hesitation, only a firm and strong heart. --Fang Xiang's "Five Elements of Heaven" No one is obligated to help you, you have to fight for everything yourself. --Fang Xiang's "Five Elements of Heaven" He was used to seeing separation between life and death, but at this moment, he was still extremely sad. --Fang Xiang's "Five Elements of Heaven" As night falls, the gourds hanging under the eaves emit a soft light, illuminating the dojo brightly. The clean bluestone slabs, old and simple wooden houses, neatly placed utensils, and the burning incense bring a hint of sweetness. The peaceful scene in front of him seemed like a dream hidden deep in his heart, walking up to him without warning. So caught off guard, so irresistible. He was a little stunned. --Fang Xiang's "Five Elements of Heaven" "Whether you are a sand puppet or not, we fight side by side and are partners. You have half of the credit, and of course you have to share half of the money. This is the rule..." --Fang Xiang's "Five Elements of Heaven" Having seen the fragility of life, it is difficult for people to have too many lofty ideas and illusory feelings. "Five Elements Heaven" "I have my rules." The old lady insisted without giving in. "If you are unhappy, take him away." Ai Hui saw the teacher's face turn red and said quickly: "I am willing to accept the test." The teacher would feel angry, but Ai Hui was not angry at all. A little test is nothing. In the wilderness, if you want to learn something, you don't know how long it will take to ask people for it, and sometimes you have to exchange it for something. No one is obligated to help you. You have to fight for everything yourself, water, food, money and sunshine. The request made by the old lady is very normal. Compared with the barbaric Master Yuanxiu, this request is very friendly and does not cost money. --Fang Xiang's "Five Elements of Heaven" Why fight? The source of all strength and weakness. When everything is going smoothly, I always feel that this is just rhetoric to fool the world, and there is no reason for talent and talent. When you are at the end of the road, you suddenly realize that there is always something that makes you afraid, unwilling, and reluctant to retreat, even if the end of the world is imminent. --Fang Xiang's "Five Elements of Heaven"
16Big Bang of Faith
Xuanhuan信仰大爆炸
The Night Is Quiet
Liu Bei, an online street writer, traveled to a parallel world similar to the earth. In this world, there is not much difference from the original world. The only difference is that there are no classic online novels such as Fighting to Break the Sky and Devouring the Starry Sky... Just when he thought he was about to become the king of online novels in another world, he suddenly discovered that his experience in the other world was automatically generated into a novel and published in the original world. And whether readers support or criticize him, they will provide him with faith points. So, he firmly followed the routine of copycat... Until one day, he discovered that as long as he was popular enough, the things written in his novels, no matter how unreasonable, would be reflected in the real world... Then, the three views of the entire world began to be destroyed. Until one day, he stood on top of the world and said: "Let there be light!"
Liu Bei, an online street writer, traveled to a parallel world similar to the earth. In this world, there is not much difference from the original world. The only difference is that there are no classic online novels such as Fighting to Break the Sky and Devouring the Starry Sky... Just when he thought he was about to become the king of online novels in another world, he suddenly discovered that his experience in the other world was automatically generated into a novel and published in the original world. And whether readers support or criticize him, they will provide him with faith points. So, he firmly followed the routine of copycat... Until one day, he discovered that as long as he was popular enough, the things written in his novels, no matter how unreasonable, would be reflected in the real world... Then, the three views of the entire world began to be destroyed. Until one day, he stood on top of the world and said: "Let there be light!"
In order to find good books that fit the book list, I actually went through the new book list. I was very confused, but I finally gained something. Well, I recommend it to everyone. I can't guarantee that everyone will find it funny, but at least some people will find it funny. It seems that the three views are not correct. If you feel unwell, please call 120. Don't hold on. If you are ill, you will not be compensated. Also, there are suspicions of imitating "The King Has My Life". I can see it. The imitation is not very successful and not exciting enough. If you are unhappy, don't blame me. I am irresponsible. Of course, when it comes to imitation, it actually imitates the setting of a eunuch book. I found that after reading too many books, all the routines are invisible to me, nose picking. You want to ask me which book setting I am imitating? Well, let me tell you that "The Strongest Book Friend" is an imitation or not. Everyone will know after watching it.
17从前有座灵剑山
His Majesty The King
The Spirit Sword Sect was founded in the year 4233 of the Kyushu Calendar. It has been committed to providing first-class immortal cultivation talents to the industry for thousands of years. It is now one of the five super-grade sects of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance. The leader, Feng Yin, serves as the seven standing elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance and has unparalleled cultivation. The Spirit Sword Sect adheres to the theme of peace and development, and the core values of the sect are seeking truth, goodness, and seed. In order to further expand the strength of the sect and replenish fresh blood, it is planned to hold an Immortal Ascension Conference in the near future, and we sincerely invite elites from all walks of life to come. Still the same as before, still funny
The Spirit Sword Sect was founded in the year 4233 of the Kyushu Calendar. It has been committed to providing first-class immortal cultivation talents to the industry for thousands of years. It is now one of the five super-grade sects of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance. The leader, Feng Yin, serves as the seven standing elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance and has unparalleled cultivation. The Spirit Sword Sect adheres to the theme of peace and development, and the core values of the sect are seeking truth, goodness, and seed. In order to further expand the strength of the sect and replenish fresh blood, it is planned to hold an Immortal Ascension Conference in the near future, and we sincerely invite elites from all walks of life to come. Still the same as before, still funny
[Funny, ending, humorous] [Overall 9.0 Stars, funny 9.4 Stars] This book has been published in comics and anime, and the response seems to be good. There are many good sentences in it, let me excerpt them for you: No matter how strong the sun is, it never penetrates the earth. Wherever there are people, there will be light and shadow. --His Majesty the King "Once upon a time there was a Spirit Sword Mountain" Don't bully young people into being poor, don't bully middle-aged people into being poor, don't bully old people into being poor. Finally, let me say that it's better to die than to be buried in peace. That's how it will be in your life. --His Majesty the King "Once upon a time there was a Spirit Sword Mountain" Only by letting go of the past can we move on. --His Majesty the King "Once upon a time there was a Spirit Sword Mountain" Wang Lu didn't care and asked as he walked: "I remember you are a second-generation official?" "Oh?" "It means your father is very big." "Fortunately, the emperor of Yuntai Empire." "Damn it, aren't you the stepmother of Sanqian?" "..." --His Majesty the King "Once upon a time there was a Spirit Sword Mountain" The man was about to get up and leave. When he heard this question, he stopped and answered: "I can't tell where it is now, but in the past... There was a Lingjian Mountain here." --His Majesty the King "Once upon a time there was a Spirit Sword Mountain" There may be brave men among individuals who are not afraid of death, can resist torture, and defy the instinct and destiny of living beings, but at the ethnic level there are no such exceptions. --His Majesty the King "Once upon a time there was a Spirit Sword Mountain" The more arrogant you are, the less hesitant you will be "Once upon a time there was a Lingjian Mountain" "As a raider, you should have the momentum to break through the clouds and sky and overcome all difficulties!" --His Majesty the King "Once upon a time there was a Spirit Sword Mountain" If you have insufficient qualifications and insufficient understanding, nothing is enough. How can you become an immortal? Just be a mortal! Do you really think that everyone is equal on the road to spiritual practice, and everything is smooth sailing? Go ahead and dream your dream. If you don't have the ability, don't expect that kind of treatment. This is the immortal order that has remained unchanged for thousands of years. If you want to see the scenery, you can, but you have to be aware that from the moment you walk on the road of cultivating immortality with a spectator's heart and want to use extraordinary methods to bypass the barriers of hardship, everything on this road can only be scenery for you to watch from a distance but not to play with! --His Majesty the King "Once upon a time there was a Spirit Sword Mountain" Cultivation of immortality and seeking the Tao is essentially an exploration of the unknown. The sages have said that if a person is not curious, he is no different from a salted fish. --His Majesty the King "Once upon a time there was a Spirit Sword Mountain"
18My Apprentice Died Again
Xianxia Fantasy我家徒弟又挂了
You Qian
Lord Yu Yan, known as the number one person in the world of cultivating immortals, waited for sixteen thousand years and finally received a disciple, who taught him carefully and cared for him seriously. Watching her gradually understand and grow stronger, just when she was about to soar into the sky... She died! So he took in another apprentice, taught him carefully, and took good care of him, and then... She died again! So he took on another apprentice, and then... She died anyway! Yuyan:... Apprentice:...(Why do you get picked up by the same person every time you are reborn?) **************Starting from November 19th, the film and television drama of the same name will be broadcast exclusively on Tencent Video. Two episodes will be updated every Monday and Tuesday~
Lord Yu Yan, known as the number one person in the world of cultivating immortals, waited for sixteen thousand years and finally received a disciple, who taught him carefully and cared for him seriously. Watching her gradually understand and grow stronger, just when she was about to soar into the sky... She died! So he took in another apprentice, taught him carefully, and took good care of him, and then... She died again! So he took on another apprentice, and then... She died anyway! Yuyan:... Apprentice:...(Why do you get picked up by the same person every time you are reborn?) **************Starting from November 19th, the film and television drama of the same name will be broadcast exclusively on Tencent Video. Two episodes will be updated every Monday and Tuesday~
Female channel, completed, funny and cute
19惊悚乐园
Three Days And Two Sleeps
This is a game beyond dimensions. It is also a race for truth. The unknown seal, the gamble between ghosts and gods... The struggle of data, the redemption of mankind... In that virtual world connected to reality - consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, throw away your fear. Get rid of your selfish thoughts, doubts and rejections... Free your mind. Welcome to the horror paradise. The physical book of "Thriller Paradise" is now availableㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ
This is a game beyond dimensions. It is also a race for truth. The unknown seal, the gamble between ghosts and gods... The struggle of data, the redemption of mankind... In that virtual world connected to reality - consciousness determines us, consciousness chooses us, and consciousness determines our consciousness. Now, throw away your fear. Get rid of your selfish thoughts, doubts and rejections... Free your mind. Welcome to the horror paradise. The physical book of "Thriller Paradise" is now availableㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ
[Thriller, Mystery, Game] [Overall 9.3 Stars, funny 8.2 Stars] This book was recommended by a book friend, who said it was hilarious and indispensable. I can't say exactly how. I read the beginning, and it didn't seem to be very funny. There were only two funny sentences occasionally. Although it's not too funny, the book is still good and the quality is guaranteed, so feel free to read it! Also recommended for his earlier work, "Ghosts Cry and Catch Ghosts"
20Tiandao Library
Xuanhuan天道图书馆
Sweep The World
[The most popular fantasy work in 2017, No. 1 On both overseas and popular lists] Zhang Hang traveled through another world and became a glorious teacher, with a mysterious library in his mind. As long as he has seen something, whether it is a person or an object, it can automatically form a book and record the other person's various shortcomings. Therefore, he is so awesome! Teach students, accept apprentices, hold classes, cultivate the strongest, and teach the world. "Emperor Zhuoyang, can the majestic emperor pay attention to his image?" "And you, Demon Lord Qiankun, can you eat less green onions, do you want to smoke me to death?" This is an awesome story about the inheritance of teachers, training and guidance of the strongest person in the world. There are already completed books such as "The King of Fighters in Another World", "Iori Yagami Temple", "Endless Dantian", etc. The quality is guaranteed, so you can buy it!
[The most popular fantasy work in 2017, No. 1 On both overseas and popular lists] Zhang Hang traveled through another world and became a glorious teacher, with a mysterious library in his mind. As long as he has seen something, whether it is a person or an object, it can automatically form a book and record the other person's various shortcomings. Therefore, he is so awesome! Teach students, accept apprentices, hold classes, cultivate the strongest, and teach the world. "Emperor Zhuoyang, can the majestic emperor pay attention to his image?" "And you, Demon Lord Qiankun, can you eat less green onions, do you want to smoke me to death?" This is an awesome story about the inheritance of teachers, training and guidance of the strongest person in the world. There are already completed books such as "The King of Fighters in Another World", "Iori Yagami Temple", "Endless Dantian", etc. The quality is guaranteed, so you can buy it!
[System, show off and slap in the face, tight rhythm, funny] [Overall 9.2 Stars, funny 8.4 Stars] This is the story of a campus teacher. The protagonist travels through time and becomes a useless teacher. He has the Tiandao library system and can check other people's strengths, weaknesses, flaws, etc. With this system, the protagonist counterattacks all the way, sees through the students' weaknesses, provides true guidance, successfully recruits students, and slaps other teachers in the face.
21最强反套路系统
Tai Shang Commoner
The most powerful counter-routine, my backhand is just a routine, sweeping across the invincible opponents in the world of immortality, just ask who else is there? If you don't care about life and death, do it if you don't accept it! "Young people, when I started doing routines, you were still wearing crotchless pants!" Xu Que embarked on a routine journey. Every day he was either doing routines or on the way to routines!
The most powerful counter-routine, my backhand is just a routine, sweeping across the invincible opponents in the world of immortality, just ask who else is there? If you don't care about life and death, do it if you don't accept it! "Young people, when I started doing routines, you were still wearing crotchless pants!" Xu Que embarked on a routine journey. Every day he was either doing routines or on the way to routines!
[System, funny, pretentious] [9.4 Stars overall, 9.4 Stars for funny] I laughed when the protagonist put on a woman's tube top. This is a funny and funny system article. The protagonist has a pretending and slapping system. From then on, he embarks on the road of pretending. In the words of the author, he is either pretending or walking on the road of pretending.
22逆流纯真年代
Human Arsenal
Time is a ship, and some people like to regard the years in the early 1990s as the last journey of that innocent era. Jiang Che, who has long ceased to be innocent as the years change, returns against the tide, restarts 1992, and writes about a splendid youth that can finally be properly placed. [Welcome to join the Countercurrent Age of Innocence VIP Group 2: 497283806 (You must order all screenshots to join the group, I will try to talk more this time)]
Time is a ship, and some people like to regard the years in the early 1990s as the last journey of that innocent era. Jiang Che, who has long ceased to be innocent as the years change, returns against the tide, restarts 1992, and writes about a splendid youth that can finally be properly placed. [Welcome to join the Countercurrent Age of Innocence VIP Group 2: 497283806 (You must order all screenshots to join the group, I will try to talk more this time)]
It's a good book, with a lot of laughs before and after it's on the shelves. I won't go into details, just read it for yourself!