When we return to the primitive period of Chinese civilization, we strive to trace the origins of this five-thousand-year-old oriental country across the long river of history, explore hidden legends, search for true myths, appreciate the grace of strange beasts in the mountains and seas, and reveal the truth from the beginning of ancient times.
Feng Xi looked up to the sky and shouted: "At the beginning of the ancient times, I preached the truth!"
To put it simply: this article is about the birth of a magic stick!
Gu Xiaotian, a male, is a mildly mentally ill person. Due to an "accidental encounter" with a mental illness system, he was sent to a parallel time and space by the system and traveled to a person who was also suffering from mental illness.
This is a happy story about a systematic mental patient and a group of "little mortals" in his eyes.
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"Young Master Gu, how do you feel about marrying the goddess in the hearts of the male animals in Tiandi City?"
"Anyway, turn off the lights and it's the same as everyone else." Facing the reporter's interview, Gu Xiaotian said with his nostrils pinched.
"Young Master Gu, what do you think is the most delicious dish?"
Upon hearing the reporter's question, Gu Xiaotian suddenly fell silent, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, his melancholy eyes eclipsing the sky. Finally, he slapped his thigh with a very nostalgic expression: "It's Zhu Jue's kidney, it's so damn delicious!"
Ps: ① Vernacular version of the book title: A mentally ill patient obtained a system. ②The content of this book is high-level, so those who are not strong-willed should read with caution.
A talented little chef traveled to the Song Dynasty and started brainstorming to trick Wan Guan's wealth into opening a restaurant.
Yang Huairen looked at the people of the Song Dynasty who were in dire straits and declared loudly: "Brother is here to save you!"
The people said: "After eating the noodles he made, my waist and legs no longer hurt, and I don't have to bother going upstairs!"
The emperor said: "After eating the dishes he made, I feel that my dragon body is healthy and healthy. The Eighteenth Night is no longer a dream! "
The soldiers said: "After eating the food he cooked, it was like chopping melons and vegetables, it was so good!"
The barbarians of the state said: "I want to be a Song Dynasty! I never want to be a Hu man again!"
Friendly reminder: This article is purely fictitious. If there is any similarity... Please fight the demon spirit.
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The Spirit Sword Sect was founded in 4233 in the Kyushu Calendar. It has been committed to providing first-class immortal cultivating talents to the industry for thousands of years. It is now one of the five super-grade sects of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance. The leader, Feng Yin, serves as the seven standing elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance and has unparalleled cultivation. The Spirit Sword Sect adheres to the theme of peace and development, and the core values of the sect are seeking truth, goodness, and seed. In order to further expand the strength of the sect and replenish fresh blood, it is planned to hold an Immortal Ascension Conference in the near future, and we sincerely invite elites from all walks of life to come.
Still the original moral integrity
Still as funny
