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"I was also hit in the head by the system. Other people's systems gave me money to spend, but my system didn't let me spend money." "It's fine if you don't have money to spend, but I'm a rich second generation." "The most painful thing in my life is the feeling of having endless money in my bank card but not being able to spend it." "In order to save money, I live a Buddhist life where I don't smoke, drink, or play mahjong." --Cheng Yu, who was forced to become a Buddhist youth, had more than 10,000 MMPs in his heart.

In the mysterious East, there is a good man named Qin Feng, who is famous all over the world. "110? There is a person here on Wuyi Road who did not obey the traffic rules. I shot him down while flying through the red light. Do you have a pennant for me? It doesn't matter if you don't. You can just say thank you..." "Get out." "Uncle policeman, the teacher once taught me, If you pick up a penny, you have to give it to the police uncle. The police uncle will nod and smile to me. I have picked up a dime. Police officer, you have to nod ten times and smile..." "MMPD" --------------PS; The new book "Jiuding Town Galaxy" has been released!

"The system has found the host and is being bound. Please wait..." Listening to the cold mechanical sound in his head, Zhang Xiaojian, who was in the system, was confused: "What system?!" -------------- The works "Rebirth of the God-Level Prodigal Son" and "God-Level Lucky Star" have already been completed and ordered at 15,000 each. If you like them, you can check them out. Book club: Haomeng VIP group: 9996639, fans who are disciples or above can join. Haomeng general group: 479685117, you can vote. Haomeng Group 2: 208407154, voting can be added. Haomeng Three Groups: 6843376, a large number of vacancies for investment...

Reborn as an orange cat who loves life, family, and food, Ron's weight continues to increase, Ron's fame continues to increase, the numbers on Ron's bank card continue to increase, and the number of Ron's men continues to increase. Become a police cat and catch wanted criminals; be an Internet celebrity and make money through live broadcasts; be a star and make movies... In addition to being food, Ron has experienced everything a cat can experience. Cats attach great importance to the big orange, and let's see how the orange cat Ron thrives and eventually becomes a cat tyrant. Book club group: 245979804, answer: Wangchao.

In the fifth year of Huangyou's reign, Guangzhou fell, grain production decreased, and the barbarians sharpened their knives. Even though there were internal and external troubles, the Song Dynasty was full of determination to work hard to govern. It was also this year that a genius was reborn at Wang Anshi's house, bringing a little lolita with him, and won the applause of the whole house...

When he woke up, he became a down-and-out innkeeper. "Xiaoyao Inn is the most expensive inn in the world. The food prices are ridiculously high, but there are still a lot of people booking rooms every day." - "Global Magazine" Book club group: 416181616

Orange Cat Lord Season 2: "Orange Cat Lord's Experience Diary" has been released. There is a small pedestrian street next to Hujiang University Town. There is a black cat hotel on the street. There is an orange cat in the hotel. Nine out of ten orange cats are fat, and there is one... That's it! "Look, there's a super fat orange cat over there!" "Ding, the orange cat doesn't want to pay attention to you and threw a... System at you!!!???"

In the chaotic city of Nolan Continent, there is a strange restaurant. Here, elves have to share tables with dwarves, orcs are strictly prohibited from making noise, dragons can only sit in the small square in front of the restaurant, and demons even need to bring their own special stools... But for such a restaurant with weird rules, there is a long queue at the door every day. The elves were cooking skewers regardless of their manners, the dragons were sitting around in front of the hot pot with colanders in their hands, and the demons were eating cute dumplings... "There is no other delicious food here on the mainland! This boss is a genius!" A guest commented like this, and then took a sneak peek at the door: "Also, don't think about capturing the boss or eating the King's meal, otherwise you will die miserably." "Eat, give money, or beat them all to death." A little loli paced at the door and said in a sweet voice, and the five or six meter tall dragon beside him couldn't help but shudder. The book is promoted as "Dad's Gourmet Restaurant" Book Club 4: 544657569

Lin Fan came to another world and became a glorious ordinary disciple. He was originally in a situation where he could be beaten to death at any time, but suddenly, something went wrong. The system is on. Ding: Won the eternal level BUFF: Immortality. At this moment, the whole world is different. Lin Fan: "If you can beat me to death, I will lose, or I will beat you into meat pies." Villain: "This guy can't be killed at all, so I won't fight." The introduction will be like this. I don't know how to write an introduction, and I don't know how to name the book. Anyway, this book is just funny and joyful.

Opened in an Internet cafe in another world, watch TV dramas and play games online. A certain martial emperor yelled in front of the Internet cafe with a face full of emotions: "You have to enter the Blizzard gate, and you will have no regrets in gaming!" A certain fairy burst into tears in front of the Internet cafe after playing "Legend of Sword and Fairy"! Why are you telling me that people from other worlds have no feelings? Boss Fang silently took out the Divine Sword and Thunder Control Technique he learned from "Zhu Xian"... Not enough? I also have "Journey to the West", do you want to read it? Boss Fang: Please show more care, so that people from other worlds living in dire straits can order a pack of spicy strips, make a bucket of instant noodles, sit in front of the computer, watch TV dramas and play games with peace of mind like us. The world is beautiful because of you. Daily joy Xiang Dianwen's new book "The Strongest Player in the Liver"

Ren Yan was determined to make crazy money, but he found that he was just busy all day long, let alone making money, he couldn't even find a job! But from that day on, Ren Yan discovered that no matter what he did, money would automatically appear on his bank card... "Ding! You completed the event [playing the game] and earned 10,000 yuan..." "Ding! You completed the event [Pretending] and earned 100,000 yuan..." "When I make friends, I don't care whether they have money or not. Anyway, they don't have money like me." (The writing style of this book is funny and humorous. If you like it, don't read it. If you don't like it, don't criticize it!) P. S. This book is not a traditional hero, this book is not a traditional entertainment, this book is not a traditional routine, it is just a book about crazy things. [Genuine full subscription group: 517894110 Rudder group: 547275258 (join the group screenshot fan value)]

The wind belongs to heaven. I borrowed it to blow, but it blew up the fireworks of the world. ... The new book "This Number Is Poisonous" has been released, welcome to taste it.

"Dad, do you want that long-legged sister's phone number?" "Which long-legged sister?" "It's the pretty long-legged sister next to the fountain. I'll get her phone number for you. How about you buy me a cone?" Before Huang Guolun could agree, his foodie son Huang Tao was already licking his tongue and running to ask for her phone number. A few minutes later, Huang Guolun's cell phone rang. It was a call from an unknown number. He came up and asked: "Are you Huang Tao's father? Your son is lost in the park..."

The new book "Shenhao: I Have Countless Puppets" is currently being serialized... What kind of life is the most comfortable? First of all, you must have money. If you have a lot of money, the system requires you to spend 10,000 yuan a day. Every time you upgrade to a level, the consumption limit will be increased tenfold! Then you have to have some influence, at least you have to be a celebrity, right? The system allows you to be reborn in the past. Famous scripts are all written by you, you know many celebrities, and you even invest in many entertainment companies. Besides? Life must be stable and exciting, date Bai Fumei every day, feed other screen lickers, and be reported by all the media. Life must be a live broadcast watched by more than a billion people every moment... --- Book Club Group: 664310150

Using the prosperity of this shore to create the myth of the other shore - this is the story of Luo Yuan. A director's story.

At the idiom conference, he is the "living dictionary"; at the poetry conference, he is the "King of Poetry". He is the "number one brain king" among the most powerful brains, and the "invincible standing god" who stands to the end. "Times" commented: He is not only the holder of multiple Guinness world records and a core member of the Mensa Club, but also a national idol who can rely on his face but his talent to make a living. Book club group: 202855840, password: 521

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Sanqing Taoist System. In the future, you will take it as your own responsibility to revitalize the Taoist sect. If you fail in the task, you will..." Pa Ta - "There seemed to be a fly just now?" System, died. ---------------New book "The Most Excellent Taoist Priest in History"

My crying is not crying, my laughter is not laughing... Comedians... Are a special product of the entertainment industry. They often provide laughter, but after the laughter is over, only a group of people are left who feel sad and heartbroken. Pretending to be crazy and ugly is just to cover up their inner pain and stubbornness... Why do they want to be comedians? When someone asks this question, their answers are surprisingly consistent. "Just to stay popular for a few more years..." General group: 572761030

Run the entertainment star factory, upgrade the recording studio, and recruit mixers! Hire five-star screenwriters, train four-star artists, and strive to turn ordinary scripts into top-notch blockbusters! Stay fresh and refuse to be coquettish! Carefully crafted, happily cultivated!

[This book is not comprehensive and it kills itself with a knife. After two years of silence, he has published a new book "I'm a Food Maniac". Lao San sincerely invites everyone to embark on a journey of conquering the world with food. Please move forward, Lao San will welcome you]