Go Away with All the Routines (ง •̀_•́)ง

套路文都走开(ง •̀_•́)ง

813(12 linked)7y ago

We don't show off, we don't slap in the face, we flick our sleeves, and you will all be wiped out!

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My Magical Mobile Ranch1

Dark Lychee

422K7.8228

Look, there is a spirit here. He was injured in a fight and looks very pitiful. If this continues, his Yin Qi will soon dissipate, and his soul will be scattered... Might as well eat him. She failed to get revenge on this one, and her anger level is higher, so she might as well eat her. Although this one died very pitifully, he often bullied others. If this continues, it will affect the ecological balance, so it can only be eaten. There are also monsters. Monsters are different from spirits. They have physical bodies. This means they are rich in protein and of course worth eating. ... Jiang Zhou: What are you looking at me for? It's not like I want to eat you.

Curator

It's on the shelves, support! Beautiful!

Cultivation Chat Group (daily Life of the Chat Group)3

Paladin Legend

8.5M9.610,005

One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book club group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2:168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3:165210665 (new) Jiuzhou No.1 Group (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632

Curator1

So great, so greatє(・Θ・。)э››~

Anecdotes About Unusual Creatures4

Far Pupil

5.2M9.63,265

Hao Ren, as his name suggests, is a good man. His ideal is to live a peaceful life and be a small landlord who is not dead but cannot make a fortune - at least until a bunch of crazy creatures live in his house. A remote and old big house, a bunch of unusual extraterrestrial beings, and a labor contract from "gods". The three elements combined made Hao Ren the busiest landlord and the most capable nanny in the world. The story of the most chaotic, strange, and abnormal room landlord begins here. "From the day I pressed my fingerprint on the labor contract, I knew I was on a pirate ship..."

Curator1

Cute (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

Super Mechanic5

Qi Peijia

5.2M9.710,020

Han Xiao, a hardcore power leveler of "Xinghai", was thrown into the traveling army by the mysterious force from the east (zuo) side (zhe), and turned into an NPC with the player panel. He returned to "Xinghai" before the public beta, and resolutely chose the most difficult mechanical system. Battleships line up across the sea of ​​stars, star mechas are as powerful as dragons, nether energy cannons destroy the world, and the endless mechanical army is quietly waiting in the portable warehouse One person is an army! If the players hadn't appeared, this book would have been a serious theme of traveling through another world... As an NPC, a normal NPC has all the functions for players... Issuing tasks? Favorability adjustment? Teach skills? Hey, wait, I know all these players. Yes, the real world has returned to ten years ago. Group 2: 157302881 Three groups: 884339155 V group: 547599250 (requires 10,000 fans to be reviewed by management)

Curator1

Leek planting base╭( ・ㅂ・)و

King, Spare My Life6

Talking Elbow

2.8M9.610,007

Lu Shu, a high school student, had his life changed in a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy recovery comes, he will be the leader of this era. Natural selection, the winner is king. ...

Curator2

Super pretty (˙灬˙)

Culture Invades Another World7

Sister's Bride

2.5M9.1769

A group of giant dragons moved small benches to watch "Game of Thrones" day and night. The great elven druids shed tears because of "The Story of Hachiko the Faithful Dog". Humans and dwarves competed for a legendary card in the Hearthstone tavern. Even the gods personally came to the mortal world to urge the serialization of the novel "Sherlock Holmes". In the end, the archdruids started a business of "one-click German fighting", and goblins and gnomes joined the construction of the Internet store. Set off a cultural invasion from the earth in another world! PS: This time we won the conquest without relying on force. This time we won through culture. In short, it is a story that mainly focuses on tossing the Internet and games, supplemented by making movies and drawing comics. PS1: Book club group 641081470. PS2: VIP book club group 653828383. To join the group, you need to have a fan score of apprentice or above!

Curator1

Meow meow meow?

The Correct Posture for Salted Fish to Turn Over8

Second Treasure Angel

4.9M8.3551

Salted Fish Fans QQ Group: 575283140 Introduction: My name is Gu Zheng, I specialize in fighting against the system, the strongest academic master, the system for picking up girls, and my sidearms... One word: quarrel with him The new book has now been released in the urban category "I Can Only Travel Halfway" and in the realistic category "Grassroots of the Republic of China", the quality is guaranteed and it is an absolutely conscientious choice.

Curator1

The first story is great

Countercurrent Age of Innocence9

Human Arsenal

2.2M9.12,060

Time is a ship, and some people like to regard the years in the early 1990s as the last journey of that innocent era. Jiang Che, who has long ceased to be innocent as the years change, returns against the tide, restarts 1992, and writes about a splendid youth that can finally be properly placed. [Welcome to join the Countercurrent Age of Innocence VIP Group 2: 497283806 (You must order all screenshots to join the group, I will try to talk more this time)]

Curator1

Good books are pure and unpretentious

Great Movie King10

Su Shichen Is Here

1.8M0300

If you are not crazy, you will not survive, your life will be a drama. Author's note: I hope Su Ye can live a long life in my hands.

Curator1

The concept is very unique, and every little story is very attractive. It feels quite magical when you take your time and put yourself into it.

Different Immortal Sect11

Yu Luo Chengwen

1.1M0

[The new book "There is a Lord God in My Body" has been released. New and old friends are welcome to come and taste it] At the inauguration ceremony of the seventh head of the Yingtian Sect, Chen Yuan presided over the meeting and delivered a speech: "What is a famous family? A famous family means that there are more spiritual stones than you, more magical weapons than you, the skills are stronger than you, and the disciples are stronger than you... What is decent? If you listen to me, you are decent, if you ignore me, you are a cult, and anyone who opposes me will be killed..." There was warm applause from the audience, and the elders smiled and stroked their beards, their faces full of joy. The junior sisters' faces were filled with peach blossoms and their eyes showed admiration. The juniors suddenly understood and were sincerely convinced. Let's see how a young man who was unable to attract spirits into his body counterattacked and became the leader of the clan, and how he seduced the famous and upright sect that had been doing good to others for thousands of years into dominating the world. The twenty-seventh branch of Yingtian Sect will start accepting disciples today. All Taoist friends are welcome to join: 521581655

Curator3

This is a somewhat novel book, with routines and innovations. It is indeed a different way of cultivating immortality, and it is a way to cultivate immortality easily.

The Song Dynasty on the Tip of the Tongue12

Hula Hoop Master

4.3M085

A talented little chef traveled to the Song Dynasty and started brainstorming to trick Wan Guan's wealth into opening a restaurant. Yang Huairen looked at the people of the Song Dynasty who were in dire straits and declared loudly: "Brother is here to save you!" People said: "After eating the noodles he made, my waist no longer aches and my legs no longer hurt, and I don't even have to worry about going upstairs!" The emperor said: "After eating the food he cooked, I feel that the dragon body is in good health. Eighteen times a night is no longer a dream!" The soldiers said: "After eating the food he cooked, it was like chopping up melons and vegetables. It felt so good!" The barbarians from Fanbang said: "I want to be a Song Dynasty! I never want to be a Hu person again!" Cook dishes from the east, west, north, south, and savor all kinds of flavors of life. Friendly reminder: This article is purely fictitious. If there is any similarity... Please fight the demons. Book club group: 567, 499, 926. Foodies from all walks of life are welcome to come and give advice.

Curator8

Idle clouds and wild cranes roamed around the Song Dynasty, cracking melon seeds and watching everyone fight! The protagonist is quite funny. If you like relaxed, happy and historical literature, you can read it.

One Thought Lasts Forever13

Ear Base

3.7M9.610,009

One thought turns into a sea, one thought turns into a mulberry field. One thought can kill thousands of demons, one thought can kill thousands of immortals. Solipsism... Eternal This is Ergen's fourth novel "One Thought of Eternity" after "The Immortal Rebellion", "Seeking Demons" and "I Want to Sealed Heaven".

Curator2

Ergen's new work breaks through the original style, with all kinds of cuteness and humor! Highly recommended