A Bit Funny~(￣▽￣~)

Prince Duan, who was reborn into the world of mixed martial arts, awakened the good dad system. From then on, Prince Duan's reputation in the world of martial arts turned to a strange place again. In front of Shaoshi Mountain, everyone dispersed after seeing Duan Zhengchun who recognized Xu Zhu. Just for this matter, did they call out the big guy? At the entrance of Xueshan Sect, Min Rou looked at Shi Potian, who was calling Duan Zhengchun dad, with a confused look on his face. Shi Qing suddenly felt a little heavier on his head. On the streets of Yangzhou, Fu Junma fell into deep thought as she looked at the man in front of her who said to herself: "If you marry me, what will those two children be like as my sons?" Faced with Prince Duan, who was beginning to dominate other people's sons, the world was once again shrouded in chaos.

I died and became stronger. Every time you die, you can not only travel through infinite worlds, but also receive various rewards! In order to live happily in the main world of the radiation wasteland, I must commit suicide in various ways in the world of heaven! Some people think I am mentally ill and have self-destructive tendencies! Some people think that my love is boundless and I always like to defend others from knives! But I just want to be beaten to death by everyone here. If you can't beat me to death, I will beat you to death! What? You ask me why I can resurrect in place after death and activate the second stage? Nonsense, this is not the standard configuration of the boss! First set a small goal, let Godzilla shoot atomic breath at me! [Through the world: Marvel, DC, monster movies, monster movies, copycat spoofs, Chinese horror movies, Western plasma horror movies, Ultraman, Kamen Rider, EVA, zombie movies, science fiction movies, vampires, werewolves, aliens, martial arts, mythology]

The first-generation Spider-Man: "With great power comes great responsibility." The second-generation Spider-Man: "Heroes are always lonely." The third-generation Spider-Man: "My father, Iron Man!" A certain universe's Spider-Man: "This game collapsed again, restart! Restart!" Charlotte traveled through the Marvel multiverse and was lucky enough to become the Spider-Man of that universe. But he also had many misfortunes. He doesn't have the superpower of Spider-Man to stop a train. There is no second-generation Spider-Man with the reaction speed comparable to Electro. There is no black technology nano-suit of the third generation of Spider-Man. All attributes are far lower than those of Spider-Man in other universes, but the villains in this world are ridiculously strong. Can't beat it, can't beat it at all! Fortunately, as long as he simply commits suicide, he can start a resurrection match in the American comic universe after his death, successfully win the resurrection match, and receive various rewards after his resurrection. During a certain resurrection match, looking at the blackened Superman with the same red and blue colors in front of him, Charlotte fell into deep thought. "I can't beat this pinnacle match, I can't beat it at all!" "Restart! Restart! I want to restart this resurrection match!" - This book is also called "Seek Death!" Spider-Man! " "Nine waves are restarted out of ten times, and one is a very wave " "I, Spider-Man, only play the peak game! >><<Spider-Man Returns from Easter>>

Because a game awards ceremony gave the award for the best game of the year to a collection of small games, Zhou Kuang fainted on the spot, but as a blessing in disguise, he traveled to another parallel universe and became the boss of a game company. Since then, a legend began that made all game awards lose their gold content. "Brother Kuang, what do you think of the nickname CrazyDude given to you by their media? They think you have lost the humility of Easterners." "Whatever, they can call you whatever they want, and don't play my games if you can!" "Brother Kuang, TGA has removed you from the annual selection list again this year. Do you think the Western media has lost its impartiality?" "By the way, by the way, my game sales have exceeded 30 million." Brother Kuang, IGN issued an article saying that as long as you apologize to them and the disabled people for insulting them for playing games like they have cerebral palsy, the industry will still accept a prodigal genius producer. "I'm sorry, I apologize to people with cerebral palsy for my previous remarks. Saying that IGN plays games like them is an insult to them." "So Brother Kuang, are you planning to attend any award ceremony this year?" Zhou Kuang picked up the tea cup lightly, blew on it, and replied with a smile. "They have no right to award my game."

[Plane Exploration] + [Management] + [Urban Weird Stories] + [Funny] + [Meat Pigeon] + [I am Surrounded by Beautiful Women] Tang Rijie, the famous food critic with a vicious tongue, has eaten three big bowls of rice in a row. He is sweating profusely, but he still speaks harshly. "I admit that the dishes in your store are delicious, and the color, aroma and taste are perfect, but I still have to say that I didn't taste any soul in these dishes! And the soul is the key to the success or failure of a dish!" Ma Lu's expression remained unchanged, "It's just the soul, just wait." After saying that, he walked into the kitchen, took out two souls from the freezer, and stuffed them into the blender. Ten minutes later, a plate of steaming dumplings was placed in front of Tang Rijie. "Hello, sir, this is the soul you want, all wrapped up."

Zhou Mo sat on a park bench with a cup of milk tea, his head empty and thinking about important things for a person who had just traveled through time. When will he die? And... Who stole his brain? This murderer is very unscrupulous. It is understandable to take away his brain, but taking away his eyes is too much. So Zhou Mo planned to get his brain back before he was completely dead.

After traveling through time, Zuo Chen practiced Taoism every day, but after going down the mountain, he suddenly realized that something was wrong with this world. The year is great, and the fate is devoured. Dreams are blurred and difficult to meet. In such a time of great disaster and chaos, Zuo Chen looked at his own magical method to help the world. Co-authored, is this asking me to come to Jiazi to slay the devil?

Original copy/meme polluted apocalypse/strange voyage A sea of ​​blood floods the world, and a weird apocalypse arrives. Strange islands filled with pollution emerged from the sea of ​​blood. In order to find a new way out, people are forced to take a crafty ship to a random island copy to complete the task. While others were still suffering from hunger and mental pollution, Chen Mo, who was in charge of ████, had some ideas: 1. Become the only captain in the world who can control a crafty ship; 2. Plant corn and raise chickens to ensure food supply; 3. Build the most comfortable luxury crafty ship; 4. Upgrade the crafty ship into a crafty aircraft carrier and destroy all the strange islands. But before that, he first had to solve a thorny problem: the ship was sinking, how to repair it? ----------------Confidential----------------████: I am Chen Mo, anomalies, listen up, I can pollute your self-perception into [Chen Mo], think about it before I do it. ----The main story has been completed smoothly, and Tan Jue Zan will be aired in the future, so you can start killing without worry (there are many stories about mental pollution, not the type of killing everyone)

In the age of the end of the Dharma, Li Gui has revived, and the world has reached a dead end. A watch passed down from his deceased parents allowed Su Wu to travel into the past and the future. The ancient inheritance that was cut off from the past, the taboos that were passed down orally, and the skills that fell into the dust are reborn. In the secret realm, there is a method of binding the evil spirits with sutras, offerings, and the body of the self; in the Kitchen God Sect, the art of refining oil, weighing rice, and frying the evil spirits... The fire was rekindled, and the chaotic mystery that shrouded the present and the future was slightly outlined by the firelight... - The new book "You Wei" is ready to be slaughtered, click on the author's avatar to get there directly!

The new book "Cyberpunk: Cyborg Tyrant" has been released. "Technology changes life and makes the world a better place." Lear, who firmly believed in this sentence, died of nuclear radiation and began his journey through different worlds - "It's not me that's wrong, it's the world. Let's start by defeating Arasaka." "What a powerful cybernetic body, but fortunately my Cybertronian cybernetic body is not bad either." --------------------------- The main world is probably Marvel, with a higher upper limit and more freedom.

Su Qi suddenly discovered one day that he could see Easter eggs. Not only can you get information, but you can also get hidden rewards through special actions. While everyone was running away from the female ghost, Su Qi had already laid out a candlelight dinner and had a pleasant chat with her. [Obtained a hat from her husband, which can automatically search for enemies after being thrown, causing a mental shock to the enemy] When zombies swarmed the streets, and everyone was still holding axes and kitchen knives, Su Qi was already holding a stereo in her left hand and a heavy-fire machine gun in her right hand, and was cleaning the block. [In my BGM, no one can beat me] This is the abyss, the source of collapse where worlds fall into fear and despair. This is also a paradise, where countless people come and go, frantically pursuing the footsteps of the gods. The mythical epics of the past have been written in magnificent ways. Until Suki arrived. He took out a mop, soaked it with the blood of the god he had just knocked unconscious, and wrote a few big words on this epic poem. "The Paradise of the Abyss does not breed idlers."

"I have repeatedly emphasized that the atmosphere in the world of immortality is inherently crooked, and I am not the one who caused it. They say history books are written by the victors, so why do people always frame me when I win?" Lu Yang Jianxian said this to reporters, expressing great anger. The next day. "I have repeatedly emphasized that I have distorted the atmosphere in the world of immortality. History is written by the victors. I won!" Lu Yang Jianxian said in an interview with reporters, expressing great anger. --"Xiuxian Daily" reports for you.

"She was originally a demon. How could she be led evil after meeting a human like me? Those critics always say some ridiculous things." In 1798, Cardinal Ranchi was asked in an interview with a reporter about his relationship with the exiled demon. Regarding the past of the Descendant Princess and the recent signs of the revival of the demon clan, he said: "I have made too many efforts to safeguard world peace. I am convinced that under her leadership, there is no possibility of the demon clan returning to the country."... In the winter of 1802, the demon clan successfully recovered. [Based on the above materials, please identify who is the main war criminal who led to the return of the demons, and explain why it is Lan Qi. (10 Points)]--Selected from "Classic Questions Collection of Imperial History Unified Examination"

My name is Uehara Katsumi, I am a time traveler, I am 25 years old. Currently, he is in Tokyo and works for the Metropolitan Police Department. He is a conscientious little policeman. I like fishing, I like going to izakayas, and occasionally I like to go on a trip. I live a comfortable life and enjoy it. Although my immediate boss is named Megure Juzo, and my colleagues include Miwako Sato, Rensaburo Shiratori, Wataru Takagi and other police elites, I still maintain a record of being paid to go to the toilet and cheating on my salary, but no one can find out about it. Until one day, that fool named Edogawa Conan shot me in the neck... Since then, I have become the favorite of my immediate superior, Megure Jusan, and have been awarded a new title - "Uehara Brother".

On that day, thick fog blocked everything. On that day, he became the captain of a ghost ship. On that day, he stepped through the thick fog and faced a world that had been completely overturned and fragmented. The order of the past was gone. Weird phenomena dominated the endless sea outside civilized society. Island city-states and fleets challenging the sea had become the only remaining lights of the civilized world. However, the shadows of the past were still eager to move in the deep sea, waiting to continue to devour this dying world. But for the new captain of the Lost Home, there is only one problem that he must consider first - who knows how to sail the ship? !

Drumby, Big Big Wolf, Mickey Mouse, Tom and Jerry, SpongeBob SquarePants, Penguins of Madagascar... Please, why are the prize pools in my system all filled with these things?

"Why is this fireball technique green?" "Well... Because I added poisonous gas to it." "What about the ice pick technique? Why did you fall to the ground after being hit? Is it also poisonous?" "No, it's just a powerful anesthetic." "What about the magical girl apprentice you summoned? Why does she know Taekwondo?" "How normal, girls have to learn some skills to defend themselves, isn't it..." "??? So you don't follow the routine at all?"

In 1668, my city was rated as the most secure area in the country. I have made an indelible contribution to this. Because I was caught.

As soon as he woke up, Russell had a system in his mind that could travel between the heavens and the world. Killers, monsters, witches, aliens, devils, gods... The infinite world has infinite possibilities and infinite adventures, and those who break through the infinite will definitely leave their own legends. From ordinary to immortal, find the end on the road to the heavens! ... Looking at the endless road, Russell touched the system's head. He only had the card from the lottery in his hand... He was a little panicked! ----New book: Becoming a legend in Hong Kong

Li Fan, who wanted to resign on his first day at work, suddenly discovered that he was the second villain in the world. "Can I just wait until I retire?" "Master Collector, all the brothers support you as the president, shall we rebel?"