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Which black family is better at starting point? Basketball competition rabbit grass king! Koaimaika took turns to be black, and after blacking out Jordan and James! Rabbit Grass, a nightmare that countless superstars have "changed their expressions on talking about", has released a new book! That's right, when it comes to black stars, I only believe in rabbit grass. This chapter is black Jordan, and the next chapter is black Kobe-- "Kobe is such an unstable person. When the fans' trust in him is at its peak and he is about to become mentally retarded, he will use crazy hammering to make most people understand that no one is invincible in the world. Even if there is, a moment of glory does not mean eternity." "When the hand feels good, Kobe is like a god descending to earth. When the hand feels bad... You know why you live in the arena. Do people nearby often have trouble sleeping? Because someone started working there at four o'clock in the morning. "On Kobe's birthday, Tucao made a lot of comments about Kobe. The book review area was very lively. There were various suggestions to kick Kobe off the roster or let him suffer a serious injury and end the season. There were all kinds of jokes about Kobe... Really, even Tucao's book friends are Kobe. Who else... I have no time to comment on Wade - "Why can Wade suddenly stop for a jump shot during a high-speed breakthrough? Because Wade can use his huge cheeks to inflate a large amount of air in an instant, creating strong resistance to stop himself..." Another dark point about James - "Because James was too heavy and couldn't stop for a layup, the league referees unanimously believed that James' six-step layup could not be counted as a walk..." He even got so anxious that he even felt guilty-- "There are too many people who hate Kobe Bryant, but what Yang Rui (the protagonist) can't understand the most is that there is a big troll in the starting point who actually wrote a novel of more than two million words to hate Kobe..." If there is no black star in any chapter of Tucao, book lovers will be very surprised... Black is dark, but Tucao is very well written. The protagonist of this book first served as the first assistant coach under Nissen Van Gundy and won a championship, then went to the Raptors as a coach to coach Carter and me, making me famous, and Carter, a half-human and half-god, won the championship. A few years later, he went to the Wizards to help the old gangster win the last championship and retired honorably. After working as a commentator for a year, he joined the Lakers. Who else is Keyao (a drug-addicted combination)! He had a falling out with Kobe because he was too independent, so he transferred to the Clippers in the new season and led a group of potential superstars to build a dynasty! Having said that, the book is still very good. It has been updated three times a day since it was put on the shelves (forget about the ones that started to stop on October 5th. I called an ambulance. I couldn't get out of bed and didn't forget to send a leave note. I like the professionalism of the full-time author). The monthly votes and recommendation votes should be the first for basketball articles! Don't miss it!

Shan Shan discovered this book when it first opened. He saw it in Doudou's book list at that time (Damn Doudou, can you please stop cheating!) And thought he would read it when he had time, so he kept it in a category on the bookshelf, and then... And then... And then nothing more... Well, yes, Shan Shan forgot this book... Just like the old demon of Xishan in the school belle written by Yu Ren trapped Lin Yi under the swamp of the South Island, and later sent people to monitor him. He stayed trapped for three years, and finally forgot... It wasn't until it was released on November 1st, and I saw this book on various book lists, and there were six or seven site-wide announcements of millions of rewards, that the book owner remembered that he seemed to have this book on his bookshelf. Seeing so many million-dollar rewards, I wondered how high this book's monthly ticket ranking would be. I guess it would have to be at least in the top 50... Then I was really scared... No. 1 On the monthly ticket list, and also No. 1 On the overall starting point list. I admit that it ranked first in the monthly votes list, after all, it was released that month. Can this be ranked first in the overall list? What the hell? The total number of monthly votes for a book written by a platinum master cannot keep up with the monthly votes for a book in one day? Then the owner took a look at how many votes there were. 8008010 Votes. Yes, that's the number, I remember it correctly. Did it explode? More than eight million votes a day? Or a monthly pass? ! You can calculate how much eight million monthly tickets are worth by yourselves. Shanzhu Mathematics and Physical Education teacher taught, 23333... As for the single author's thoughts, they are probably about ten thousand dollars passing by, presented in the form of a book review section: Book review area: Book friend A: WOC, eight million monthly tickets! Shocked Book Friend B: What the hell, eight million monthly tickets, you're too stupid to collapse again [picking your nose] Book Friend C: Hahaha, a million dollars! [Laughs] Book friend Ding: The book fans of Brother Dong next door have collectively fainted in the toilet crying, and there is no hope of being ranked first in the monthly ticket... [Laughs]... "Holy Ruins" book review area: Book Friend 1: Damn it, everyone, look at the monthly ticket list. The first one has more than 8 million monthly tickets. What's going on [question mark] Book friend 2: Hahaha, more than 8 million monthly tickets, 666 [laughs] Book friend 3: It should be a problem with Dian Niang! Book Friend 4: Okay, don't even vote for the monthly vote, there's no way you can be number one this month [sweat] Book friend 5: Come on, Brother Dong, don't be discouraged! Everyone must persist and actively vote for Brother Dong! Come on, the only difference between us and the first place is... 7.99 Million monthly votes! [Laughs] Book friend 6: That's it, only 7.99 Million is missing. Come on and vote! [Laughs] Single owner:. . . As for the book review area a few hours later, it was all like this: "What is eight million? Please explain" "I just went online and saw that you are all talking about eight million, what do you mean" "Here, what happened during the day, did I miss something" "Haha, I took a screenshot" "Elbow: Please call me elbow million!" Do I really want to tell you a fact? The owner forgot to take a screenshot. . .

This book is simply... Well, how should I put it... Let's put it this way, the protagonist is a pervert, a real pervert, nothing wrong with it. This book begins with the life of the senior high school students on campus. Let's take a look at what the protagonist has done: I don't like to study*. I was woken up by my math teacher while sleeping in class. When I came to the podium to solve a problem, I obtained the system. In desperation, I chose Gaussian possession. After I easily solved the problem, I came up with another problem that stumped the math teacher; By repeatedly reading the textbook, you can increase your proficiency in the subject and quickly become a top student; Chen Jingrun was possessed by Chen Jingrun in the National High School Mathematics League examination room. After easily answering the second test, he used a lot of remaining time to prove the world's most difficult math problem "1+1" Goldbach's conjecture on the spot in the examination room. He handed in the paper with a perfect score. After everyone in the examination room left, he continued to calculate the proof. He proved it to the point of bleeding from the seven orifices and suffered a mental breakdown. , But due to the end of Chen Jingrun's possession time, he could not continue to prove, and failed when he was only one step away from success. According to the examination room monitoring, the protagonist's hand speed on the papyrus was several times that of ordinary people (I kind of forgot, but at least ten times), and the numbers and letters were like calligraphy; The clear eyes can see through all data (for example, if a piece of paper is placed in front of the eyes, the length and width of the paper will be automatically displayed in the eyes); Through this, the protagonist automatically calculates the structure and inclination of the bridge when crossing it in a car, and finally draws the conclusion that the bridge is dangerous and is confirmed; While watching a movie with my girlfriend, I found through data analysis that the plot of the movie was completely unreasonable, causing my girlfriend to not want to date anymore; As a coach and substitute player on the basketball court, you can automatically and accurately analyze the weaknesses of each opponent's player. You can play by yourself at critical moments. Standing at any point on the court, you can automatically analyze the strength and angle of the shot, thereby ensuring a 100% shooting rate from beyond the three-point line (book friends who know a little bit about basketball should understand what this concept is...); At a world-class pianist's concert, the main character in the audience used Chopin to possess him, walked onto the stage in public, asked the pianist to give up his position, and played the Genesis Trilogy that no one in the world could catch. The piano did not want to be touched anymore because it had already played its swan song. When the pianist touched the piano again, the piano spontaneously ignited; Winning the first place in the International Olympiad Mathematics Competition, he also challenged the "most powerful brain" and challenged the ultra-difficult project that completely exceeded the limits of human beings. An project that made Doctor Wei (Wei) regret not giving 10 points but gave 9 points after hearing the rules. The protagonist's success in the challenge actually made Doctor Wei (Wei) turn pale and almost collapse; Extensive analysis and calculation of the rise and fall of the stock market; Come up with your own first guess; Study the matrix, use the magic pen to control the world of 0 and 1, want to create a world of parallel dimensions, and finally form a signal black hole, alarming the FBI and the government of the United States. The protagonist repels hackers from all over the world who want to invade. The Chinese police conduct a search and investigation near the protagonist's home. After the police came to search the home, the protagonist practiced the method of time retrieval based on slight footprints, palm prints, and even the slight sound of rummaging through the closet, completely restoring the entire process of the police search... By the way, the emotional drama in this book is very bloody, after all, the protagonist is a genius. That's about it for this book. If you like it, I highly recommend reading it. It's already finished.

Warm congratulations to Jianxi Lai Da D for publishing a new book! In fact, when mentioning Jian Xilai, Shan Zhu still felt a little emotional. He still remembers that one day last year, Shan Shan unexpectedly discovered Jian Xilai's book "Niu Bi". The title of the book deeply attracted Shan Zhu, so he fell into the trap and became out of control... I remember that at that time, the owner had just established this book list, and there were few books and little attention. And "Niu Bi" was one of the few books at that time. Later, Shan Zhu's book list developed together with the development of "Niu Bi". Until Christmas last year on December 25, Jian Xilai published a single chapter "Happy Leftover Eggs" and "Niu Bi" announced the eunuch. Shan Zhu's mood also hit rock bottom. He just felt that such a good subject was wasted... Since then, "Niu Bi" has withdrawn from Shan Zhu's bookshelf and withdrawn from Shan Zhu's book list. Later, in the first few weeks, Master Shan would search "Jian west Lai" from time to time to see if there were any new books, but unfortunately there were never any. Over time, Master Shan no longer bothered to search... Until one day at the beginning of July this year, when the single owner was browsing the book lists of other single owners out of boredom, he saw this book "The Great Sage Live Room". (Because the owner was blind, he had actually seen this book several times, but every time he ignored the author's name "Jian Xi Lai") The owner briefly commented on the book, and the owner simply read the review, and then was stunned... Comment: "Xilai Da D's new book, recommended" Surprised, Master Shan clicked in and found that Xilai had already published a new book for more than a month. He took another look at "Niu Bi" and found that Xilai had given an ending, and he was finally no longer a eunuch (of course the ending was like a preview of a new book, so it must be considered a bad ending). It took me two days to read it, and then I felt - "Well, this is the real west Lai!" Give me a formal review of this book. First of all, the biggest highlight is "the personal intuition of the single author - this book will never be a eunuch or unfinished!" The protagonist's life and the content of Journey to the West are developed side by side. The content of Journey to the West is fixed, and the framework is set. Unless something happens to Xi Lai personally, how can it be unfinished? ! However, all the 99 and 81 difficulties have to be solved in new ways. This one is a bit difficult, and the hard work has come... Fortunately, the first few difficulties have been changed very beautifully. The real-life identity of the protagonist is a prison guard. During the live broadcast, he brought a baton, a mobile phone, a sound microphone, and even combined it with modern science to travel to the West. As an emotional veteran, he analyzed "Why Zhu Bajie failed to catch up with Chang'e" and successfully subdued Zhu Bajie who wanted to fight for the boss without using force... Also, as a live broadcast article, the netizens watching the live broadcast in this book are obviously more funny and filthy. They will turn around and drive if they disagree with each other, which adds a lot of laughter to the book! Overall, the plot is exciting, humorous, and outstanding. Highly recommended!

Relaxing, Fantasy, Gourmet Category The number of words is relatively small, but it needs to be promoted, so I will add it to the book list and give it a friendly recommendation. The imagination is quite big and the concept is novel. Ants can threaten human existence and are the natural enemies of mankind. The protagonist will experience a fantastic adventure. Also, the name of the complaining author - Teemo? Must die!

[Type: Urban, System Flow] The third book of Zuoling. The protagonist's profession is a talent scout. He uses the system to discover stars one by one and build his own entertainment empire. It is somewhat similar to Lazy Cat's fortune telling, but it also incorporates a lot of funny elements. It's still as relaxed, funny and relaxing as ever. By the way, compared to the previous two books, this book has the best performance. In the era when the river crab masters are everywhere and 404 is everywhere, Zuoling decided to do everything in this new book. The first two books did not include the protagonist and the heroine. Here, 100 million words of the plot were omitted, and this one has recommended a girl in just a few chapters. Does the good performance of the book have to do with this? Alas, you young people like to watch this, right? All in all, it's still a very good book. If you're a book-hungry person, pick up this book!

[The four real masterpieces, please like] "The rolling waters of the Yangtze River pass eastward, and the waves wash away the heroes. Right and wrong, success and failure are all gone, but the green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times. The white-haired fish on the Qiao River watch the autumn moon and spring breeze. We are happy to meet each other over a pot of turbid wine, and many things in ancient and modern times can be discussed with laughter. "(Just ask how many people sang along?!) A piece of history, a piece of sentiment, and an immortal legend of a hero.

...It's on fire! Totally popular! So many people are reading! I saw the sports seedlings from Youyu, the master of the book. I remembered this book and wrote it down in the comment area of ​​the book. A book that can be included in the largest book list on Qidian must be a good book, let alone a competitive book! I have the impression that the only sports articles in Youyu's book list are Lin Hai's football articles, and this is the latest addition. Recommend!

[Type: urban writing, pet writing, lighthearted and funny writing] Advantages: 1. Easy and funny, with novel routines. 2. The writing style is okay, there is popular science, and the portrayal of pets is relatively good, such as the cuteness of "Xinghai", the pride of "Fina", and the justice of "Grandpa Tea"; and there are some words worth pondering. 3. The author has participated in the Qidian chapter breaking training class (just kidding), and has a superb chapter breaking technique. Well, that's it, there's nothing wrong with it! This is not a shortcoming but an advantage. After all, fragmentation, to put it nicely, is to "attract readers, stimulate readers' interest, set up suspense, and leave room for readers' imagination"... Disadvantages: I haven't found anything too obvious yet, I'll talk about it later. (Laughing) I saw this book on many book lists and read it out of curiosity. It's a very good urban article. Don't dislike the tacky title, and don't abandon it-you can't abandon this book! A great book, I really recommend reading it - this is the book that the god of book lists, Zhen Yu, likes!

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One thought is to read a good book, and one thought is to update the reading list. One thought is to send flowers, one thought is to attract attention, One thought sends recommendations, one thought sends book reviews, One thought can code hundreds of millions of words, one thought can turn into platinum. Only I think... I won't forget to drag you into trouble when I encounter a highly toxic book! ! ! Qidian Platinum Great Shen Ergen's work is recommended for book friends who love Chinese classical mythology and immortal heroes. I also read one or two books before I got big ears, but they were obviously not as funny as this one. It was really too suppressed, so I released it for a while, and then let it go too much... This is one of the books recommended by Qidian for new users, and the introduction is "A hilarious work by the Platinum Master"...

Taoist priest's book has been completed. I had forgotten to add it before, but then I suddenly remembered it and quickly added this book to make a review-- First of all, the cover is so cute! Secondly, the title of the book is so cute! Then, the content is so cute! Of course, don't mind the classification of this book (it's not children's literature, really! How could such an evil protagonist have the heart to deceive you lovely people?), And don't reflexively think of something you shouldn't think about when you see Teddy. The kindergarten school bus just left this morning... But after talking for a long time, who is this author - Taoist Priest? Book friends who can ask this question, you must have never been to the Qidian red envelope area! Well, Taoist priest, Lin Nianzhen, Little Lion, 36w, Yanshuangxi, Lin Family XX, Wutong, Wuyun, Charming Demon, Luochuan Youming (Luo Qiansan), Panda... Are all book friends who often hang out in the red envelope area. Lin Nianzhen, the leader of the cannon fodder sect, As the core, he plays tricks in public all day long, and the chat history in the red envelope area is enough to write a book... Occasionally, there are a few big guys who blow up red envelopes, such as Yiqiang, Shushen, Bingyi... More book friends who often hang out in the red envelope area are included in this book! Of course, the single owner has stopped diving for a long time now because he can't get any red envelopes... The author's new book "The Adventures of a Witty Girl" is the follow-up to this book. It is recommended that you read this book before reading the new book. Highly recommended!

A new book recommended by the author. Seeing the title of the book, Master Shan somehow remembered the story about No. 1. Think about the superstars who have worn the No. 1 Jersey in NBA history: Tracy McGrady (handsome in his single avatar, one of the four shooting guards in the early 21st century, one of the most graceful pull-ups, McGrady reversed in 35 seconds and 13 minutes); Hardaway (the master of step-down dribbling, McGrady's idol); Derrick Rose (the youngest player in history) Light MVP); Chris Bosh (Dragon King of the North, one of the Big Three of the Heat); Allen Iverson (one of the four shooting guards, top ball handler, normally wears No. 3, But I don't remember him wearing No. 1); McGee (the owner typed these two words with a smile, and putting this joke here with the previous superstars is purely funny)... That day I was discussing in a group the stars wearing No. 1, And then I discovered that No. 1 Is poisonous - Tracy McGrady, Hardaway, Rose, Bosh... These superstars have all been ruined by injuries... I don't want to lament. A superstar like Shan Zhu wears No. 1 Every day to play, but he still doesn't have any injuries... (Laughs)

[Already a eunuch, but his writing skills are good] [Type: Actually, it's a fantasy novel] Advantages: 1. According to the author, this is a modern version of "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio" and "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"; according to book friends, the author is particularly good at telling stories. The content is particularly fascinating. I don't know how the author can create such an attractive storyline! 2. Coupled with Chinese classical literature poems and mythological stories, the writing style has been upgraded to a big level. 3. The story reads inexplicably very smoothly. Each story is independent and easy to read. At the same time, this book can also give readers insights into life. Another point, how should I put it, I don't know whether it is an advantage or a disadvantage, is that in order to make the article more perfect, the author will re-read the previously published chapters over and over again, and then make various modifications. When the book owner looks at the chapters in the table of contents that the book owner has read and shows them as unread, he will feel a sense of powerlessness (chapters reposted after the author has made changes will show as unread)... Of course, the changes will definitely be better than the original ones, making it easier for future book lovers to read. Gold Rush in the Sand - I found an excellent book from the advertisement in the book list comment section. I really recommend it!

I was filled with emotion when I learned about Lazy Mao's latest book "A Gua Asking the Sky" Eunuch. I still remember the book "I Tell Fortunes by Playing WeChat" at that time, which is still on this book list now. The Urban God Stick Stream also created quite a craze at the beginning. After all, using WeChat to tell fortunes is very novel. Later, the most critical plot was harmonized, causing Lazy Mao to have to overturn the outline and rewrite it. A large number of readers abandoned the book, and it ended dismally. Then Lazy Mao opened a new book, "Entertainment Troll", which was also on the book list. It is also about the city and the protagonist is a critic. Later, it became a business war, and the grades got worse and worse. Coupled with the affairs of Lazy Mao's family, Lazy Mao finally decided to become a eunuch... Then I opened the book "A Gua Asking the Sky". After reading it, Master Shan felt that among all the themes, Lazy Mao is the best at writing about fortune-telling magic sticks; compared with the city, Lazy Mao's writing about fantasy and immortality is more exciting! This book attracted the single owner even more. This is Lazy Mao's real writing ability! However, he became a eunuch in the end, and from then on, there was no lazy cat in the starting point. Leave Lazy Mao's only completed book on your list. Perhaps, in a year, or even half a year, no one will know anymore that there was once an author with a story at the starting point, named Lazy Cat. [Completed] Lazy Mao's mind is really big, and he can think of all these 6 things... Sweat... But this book is really good, and it has ushered in the era of fortune-telling... From time to time, the author will tell the readers about the hardship and fatigue of writing every day by writing about a character in the novel, describing the experience is similar to the author's own, so that the readers can better understand the author. This is a more prominent point. Unfortunately, when I wrote about the climax of an event that everyone was looking forward to, it was harmonized! It collapsed. In desperation, Lazy Mao overturned the outline, and the results became even more dismal... Fortunately, it was finished. I highly recommend this book. Lazy Mao is really writing it seriously!

I love basketball, I love hearing the bang bang sound of the ball being slapped on the floor, the crisp swishing sound when the shot hits the net, the squeaking sound of the fierce friction between my sneakers and the floor when I quickly cross-step and change directions, and I even love being used by me in fancy sports. The thumping sound when the ball changes direction and knocks down the person and falls to the ground; I like the smell of basketball, the smell you get when you enter the basketball gym; I like to wipe the sweat with the jersey on my body, and I also like to see my sweat dripping on the floor. I like to show myself on the court, I like to beat my chest and roar, I like to listen to the cheers of the fans, I like to listen to the roar of the DJ, I like the feeling of flicking the basketball with my fingers and watching the basket magnify infinitely in my eyes at the moment of shooting, I like taking a deep breath when making free throws, trying my best to calm down, thinking about nothing but scoring the free throw, and then mechanically making the free throw like usual training, I like to encourage teammates, I like to use fake moves and steps to pass the opponent, and look at the opponent Flying past him in the air, he suppressed the joyful feeling of "another person I shook easily" and calmly shot open balls. He liked defense and could experience the joy of blocking the opponent's forward and stealing the opponent's defender. I like to play ghost-like passes without looking at people/behind the back/behind the head/fake throws and real passes/fake fax passes, etc., And then listen to the exclamations from the audience. I like to open my arms after a beautiful score, or point to the sky with one hand to welcome the celebrations of the fans in the audience. I like the national team and I like to watch the national team that is united and has the courage to fight. We are all Chinese, we all like the national team, and we all hope that the national team can win - the Beijing Olympics, the Chinese men's basketball team played against the American men's basketball team, Dayao hit a three-pointer in the opening game that directly detonated the arena, and the whole place was boiling as if it was about to knock off the roof, which scared Paul; and Dayao's victory points, Sun Yue blocked Howard at the basket, and Kobe's breakaway pull-up jumper was slapped away by Yao Yao's volleyball-style block... We dream that one day, the Chinese team can reach the top of the basketball world, instead of Yao Ming being asked by Americans, "Why can't China's 1.3 Billion people pick out five people who can play basketball?" Of course, as a basketball fan, I also like the NBA and other national teams, I like all kinds of superstars, I like to see all kinds of spring men playing hooligans above the basket, interpreting the aesthetics of violence, I like to watch the three-pointers raining down every time I disagree, I like to see top point guards playing cool fancy dribbling, controlling the rhythm, and delivering wonderful passes, I like to see the impact of muscles when playing behind the basket, and I like to see the fearlessness of small forwards. Breaking through fearfully, dunking against the opponent's inside players, and even Carter's death dunk over Weis in the Sydney Olympics. I like McGrady's 35 seconds and 13 points, Fisher's 0.4-Second buzzer beater, and Jordan's "that shot." I like those coaches who argued fiercely with the referee and yelled at the referee and were ejected because they were dissatisfied with the referee's penalty. I like watching the players' joy when they hold the O'Brien Cup. Maybe everyone has a different understanding of basketball, but who doesn't want to stand on the highest stage of basketball, conquer the world, and become the god of basketball that everyone admires? Ideals are used to achieve; dreams are used to transcend. THIS IS WHY WE PLAY.