Please Leave a Message Carefully on the Joke Book List (Xianxia)
段子书单谨慎留言(仙侠)
I once fell in love with the songs of the Han Dynasty, I was amazed by Li Du's poetic talent, and I was fascinated by the lyrics and music of the Song and Yuan Dynasties. It wasn't until I read their novels that I realized how shallow I was! The characters are lifelike! Every word is precious, every sentence is a classic! The emotional description is unforgettable! The entanglement of love and hate, the pleasure of grudges! The background music is majestic! The lingering sound lingered for three days! The subject matter of the novel is unconventional! Novel idea and originality! The plot develops with ups and downs! Twists and turns, surprises! The author's writing is so terrifying! So scary! So scary! I swear to my conscience, it definitely looks good! Hey, where is my moral integrity? Don't step on it! Don't step on it! My sister's Sina Weibo [Xiao Xiaohui Can't Know] is a little sand sculpture blogger with 10,000 followers. She can only repost jokes without originality and cannot become a big V, so this book list is actually sent as a joke to Xiao Hui! Sent as a joke to Xiaohui! Sent as a joke to Xiaohui! By default, [Have read and agreed to the user agreement] is checked when leaving a message - it means that pranks are allowed😏KouKou group [597194992], come and trade😏I have written 198 paragraphs so far, ahem, book reviews. There is a backup copy of the large book "Xianyu Jushi's Cherished Vernacular". I want to see the previous ones. _(:З∠)_ and others. In addition to this, there are now five classified book lists that have passed the review. The space in this book list is limited, so those who have not joined the group will first move to those small book lists to trade😏
5Great Road to Heaven
Xianxia大道聆天
Wind And Fire Fox
Introduction In the Xuanyuan Continent, six races, including humans, monsters, witches, seas, ghosts, and spirits, coexist. The boy from the mountains has gained the power to listen to the sky, and he can be both illusory and real, creating a supreme legend!
Introduction In the Xuanyuan Continent, six races, including humans, monsters, witches, seas, ghosts, and spirits, coexist. The boy from the mountains has gained the power to listen to the sky, and he can be both illusory and real, creating a supreme legend!
Be careful everyone! This book has been enchanted by Xuan Mai! I kept watching it yesterday and finally fell asleep while watching it! Then in my dream, I dreamed, hey hey hey hey, wiping my saliva. No, no, I didn't dream about anything. Who am I? Really, everyone must believe in me unswervingly! But don't worry, I've already thought of a countermeasure! As long as you shout this spell loudly before watching, you can resist the spell of Xuanmaijing-- Balala energy, magic laka, Xuanmai essence, seal!
6Xianyoumingyue
Xianxia仙游明月
Angle Of Silver
I have a bright moon, which can cultivate half an acre of my heart and produce the elixir of fairy grass. I have a feather fan, which can cause countless wind roars and can move mountains and fill seas. I have a toad, but it can run very fast.
I have a bright moon, which can cultivate half an acre of my heart and produce the elixir of fairy grass. I have a feather fan, which can cause countless wind roars and can move mountains and fill seas. I have a toad, but it can run very fast.
This introduction is well written! Steady and skinny, Violent in the skin, Cheap and funny, There is a knife hidden in the smile, Knife, angrily slash the Snow Winged Eagle! Mountains, soaring boldly into the sky! Fire, churning and burning! The sea stirs up huge waves!
9Dream Track Shadow
Xianxia梦踪道影
Huangliang World
Behind the sky, deep among the stars, at the end of the universe - there is a pair of giant closed eyes. Is this a human illusion or the truth in the world? Are the ghosts that appear one after another in dreams consciousness, or an unknown creature? I die with questions. Infinite parallel worlds will collapse in the mortal world after my death. Is this Mount Sumeru just someone's sleep? ... An indigenous boy from the primitive world met my wet dream, opened his eyes, faced this absurd new world, stepped into the path of chivalry, and broke into this endless world! ... Every flower and tree is a nightmare. Recently, the world has been a pastoral.
Behind the sky, deep among the stars, at the end of the universe - there is a pair of giant closed eyes. Is this a human illusion or the truth in the world? Are the ghosts that appear one after another in dreams consciousness, or an unknown creature? I die with questions. Infinite parallel worlds will collapse in the mortal world after my death. Is this Mount Sumeru just someone's sleep? ... An indigenous boy from the primitive world met my wet dream, opened his eyes, faced this absurd new world, stepped into the path of chivalry, and broke into this endless world! ... Every flower and tree is a nightmare. Recently, the world has been a pastoral.
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14Canopy Inheritance
Xianxia天蓬传承
Guanyan
The unruly ones stand on heaven and earth, and the stubborn ones set foot on eternal life. A mortal young man breaks through obstacles and overcomes all difficulties, inherits the true king's Taoism, and becomes proud in the three realms.
The unruly ones stand on heaven and earth, and the stubborn ones set foot on eternal life. A mortal young man breaks through obstacles and overcomes all difficulties, inherits the true king's Taoism, and becomes proud in the three realms.
The unruly ones stand on heaven and earth, and the stubborn ones set foot on eternal life. A wise person is resourceful and resourceful, while a dead person stays at home. A humble person is of no importance, but a successful person is of great importance. Let's see how a foot master can break through dangerous feet, overcome thousands of feet, inherit the true foot method, and be proud of the three feet!
19西游之转世大圣
Layman Of Zhaxi
There are good people and bad people; demons, there are good demons and bad demons; even the otherworldly immortals and Buddhas also have disputes between orthodoxy and factions. Therefore, all living beings in this world are created equal, and what is narrow is just the heart. A true hero can tolerate all living beings in the world! ... Death is the end point that no living being can escape. So, there is no need to be sad, no need to be afraid, feel at ease, wait... Wu Kong, smile.
There are good people and bad people; demons, there are good demons and bad demons; even the otherworldly immortals and Buddhas also have disputes between orthodoxy and factions. Therefore, all living beings in this world are created equal, and what is narrow is just the heart. A true hero can tolerate all living beings in the world! ... Death is the end point that no living being can escape. So, there is no need to be sad, no need to be afraid, feel at ease, wait... Wu Kong, smile.
The layman Zarxi was a poet. He tore off the stylized propaganda posters to make himself stand out among all living beings. He used sarcasm and mockery to attack history and its lies, hypocrisy and deprivation, exposing the darkest aspects of human life and inadvertently finding images with strong symbolic meaning. His fantasies soared over the entire human race. He was a great describer of nature; he knew all the implications of hunger. The ruthlessness of the world of Journey to the West has never been so vividly described as in his heroic bandits. The world he showed us has no truth, no common sense, and no mercy. The people there are reckless, helpless, and ridiculous. He disguises the story as myth and fable, placing all the values in the theme of the story. The characters described are full of vitality and do not hesitate to use unconventional steps and methods to realize their life ideals and break the cage planned by fate. In his works, a vivid Journey to the West world rises before our eyes and is full of vitality. Even the most pungent gas makes people feel relaxed and happy. Although it is staggeringly ruthless, it is full of joyful selflessness. There is never a dull moment in his writing. He is, after Rabelais and Swift, and after the García Márquez of our time, a more comical and shocking writer than many. In the story he describes, there are neither dancing unicorns nor skipping girls. But the pigsty life he describes is so unique that we feel like we've been there for too long. In urban supernatural fantasy games, various hot spots come and go, but only profound thoughts can last forever in the long river of history. Xiaohui Literature Academy congratulates you and asks you to accept the Xiaohui Literature Award from the King on October 4, 2018!
20和美女老师西游求生的日子
Green Bamboo Listening To The Flute
All monsters in the world have warmth. Dongfang Qing takes the ancient bell and is reborn as a demon. At the beginning of the journey to the west, he transforms into a golden crow and revives the demon clan! !
All monsters in the world have warmth. Dongfang Qing takes the ancient bell and is reborn as a demon. At the beginning of the journey to the west, he transforms into a golden crow and revives the demon clan! !
Just by looking at the title, you can tell that the author is of the same mind! Looking at the cover again, wow, it's so underhanded, how could it be like this! (Wiping saliva) Look at the introduction again, loli, princess, lesbian, emmmm... So I clicked to read with a heart full of grief (wipe my saliva), a critical eye (wipe my saliva), and the principle of learning from past mistakes and avoiding future ones to treat illnesses and save lives (wipe my saliva). What did I see? Chapter 1: The archaeological team encounters a shipwreck, and the Golden Bell appears at the critical moment? The next chapter will travel through Journey to the West and conquer the Huaguo Mountain in China? Chapter 3: The Donghuang Bell inherits the Golden Crow, and the Huaguoshan sworn stone monkey? Fall! Is this what I want to see? ! ! You are simply cheating, author! ! ! Author, please touch your conscience and say, are you worthy of the drool I just drooled over? ? ? Ah! You disappoint me so much! ! !
21Going to the West
Xianxia上西天
Dugu Haoran. Qd
The new book "Journey to the West: Entertaining the Emperor" has been signed, please readers to support... Sun Wukong: "Junior brother, run quickly, Tathagata is furious!" Yun Tian: "Wait a minute, Xitian Lingshan is so rich, I just picked up some superficial things, Buddha is generous and kind, and will definitely forgive us..." Boom~
The new book "Journey to the West: Entertaining the Emperor" has been signed, please readers to support... Sun Wukong: "Junior brother, run quickly, Tathagata is furious!" Yun Tian: "Wait a minute, Xitian Lingshan is so rich, I just picked up some superficial things, Buddha is generous and kind, and will definitely forgive us..." Boom~
A humble soul traveled through time and became a sheepherder in Journey to the West. In order to become stronger, he dedicated his most precious possessions to the Great Sage. Faced with the endless demands of the great sage, He gritted his teeth and persisted, endured the humiliation and endured the heavy burden, and endured the hardships even though he was struggling! Can his tired body hold on? Can his frail body still bear it? Can his unyielding soul still stand? Let's learn from cats together, ahem, and walk into this novel together...
26梦道寻仙
Bubbling Fathead Fish
If you have neither talent nor treasure, you can only practice thousands of ways and practice all kinds of methods! Even though the body dies, the body turns into a corpse king; even though the soul is scattered, the soul enters reincarnation! I died and came back as the Corpse Emperor to realize the Dao! My soul is scattered, and I am reborn with my demonic thoughts! Pursue the unyielding obsession in your heart and cultivate immortality! ... The story of an ordinary young man who accidentally traveled through time with the "protagonist" and cultivated thousands of ways to counterattack in the strange and vast world.
If you have neither talent nor treasure, you can only practice thousands of ways and practice all kinds of methods! Even though the body dies, the body turns into a corpse king; even though the soul is scattered, the soul enters reincarnation! I died and came back as the Corpse Emperor to realize the Dao! My soul is scattered, and I am reborn with my demonic thoughts! Pursue the unyielding obsession in your heart and cultivate immortality! ... The story of an ordinary young man who accidentally traveled through time with the "protagonist" and cultivated thousands of ways to counterattack in the strange and vast world.
This novel is so well written! Neat handwriting and excellent writing style! Concise and to the point! The author is really knowledgeable and well-informed! He is very talented and knowledgeable! Both civil and military, majestic and strategic! The conversation is extraordinary and the speech is perfect! Superb, eternally famous!
29Return to True Calamity
Xianxia归真劫
Ping Weiban
Give the gods and demons a way out! Give freedom back to all living beings! I have the best of both worlds, and I will live up to my eternal life and all sentient beings!
Give the gods and demons a way out! Give freedom back to all living beings! I have the best of both worlds, and I will live up to my eternal life and all sentient beings!
The author said in the preface that his belief is the core value of socialism. I couldn't help but burst into tears! That's right! Behind our ordinary life, there are countless martyrs who shed their blood! They were the ones who went through life and death in the flames of war and acted uprightly on the execution ground! They exchanged their lives and blood for the rebirth of the Chinese nation! It is our duty to protect heroes! History cannot be misinterpreted, heroes will always be in our hearts! Respect heroes, admire heroes, we are with the heroes! Maintaining the image of heroes is the unshirkable responsibility of all Chinese people!
30Battle of the Avenues
Xianxia大道争锋
Misguided Person
The new book "Xuanhun Daozhang" has been released! ......... Don't fall into reincarnation and enter the great thousand, and your heart will pass on to the human world. I am willing to kill thousands of calamities with one sword, and change the ruthless world into a loving one!......... Ordinary book club group: Dao Zhengfeng (217929481) (old group) Mingcang Sect (124680866) (old group).........
The new book "Xuanhun Daozhang" has been released! ......... Don't fall into reincarnation and enter the great thousand, and your heart will pass on to the human world. I am willing to kill thousands of calamities with one sword, and change the ruthless world into a loving one!......... Ordinary book club group: Dao Zhengfeng (217929481) (old group) Mingcang Sect (124680866) (old group).........
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