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System: "Please host complete the task as soon as possible - capture a dragon alive." Li Wenqiang: "No!" System: "It has been detected that the host's attitude is extremely improper. The mission has been determined to have failed. A lucky spectator will be killed at random." "..." Thousands of miles away, a certain Mahayana ancestor raised his head in horror, looked at the thunderclouds of punishment in the sky, collapsed and cried: "If Li Wenqiang can't complete the task, it has nothing to do with me, no!" "Fortunately, there is a time limit of three hours. I should be able to help him catch a dragon, right?" "..." Several years later, Li Wenqiang finally ascended to the fairy world. Everyone in the entire cultivation world collapsed on the ground: "This broom star is finally gone." "..." This is the story of a super invincible loser with no spiritual roots who, with the "help" of the entire world of cultivation, became a great boss.

On the runway in the early morning, there was a flight that should not exist...

The new book "Zombie Farm of the End of the World: The NPC Boss Quits" seeks support! Mu Yunjun had a nightmare when she was a child, after which she could see spirits... Mu Yunjun's eyes glowed: Where? I happen to be hungry! Wait a moment! Why are there always people snatching her prey? The boss started to roll up his sleeves: ... Asshole, you have the ability to steal my soul, but if you have the ability, don't run away! (The male protagonist of this book... Is the one who plays soy sauce from beginning to end... Just ignore him.) Welcome to the completed apocalyptic article "The Corpse Sister's Strategy"! Ordinary group: 468084534

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. The evaluation determined that his condition had improved, his mood was stable, and he had reached discharge standards. Today, I was discharged from the hospital.

The new book "Tracing Grudges" is now online! Welcome everyone to collect and invest! -------------------- The fantasy life of a thirty-year-old ordinary woman See how Li Ke finds true love among all kinds of monsters

The new book "Studying Medicine Can't Save the Qin Dynasty", go read it! --------------I don't know when there was such a mental hospital in the world. It has appeared on the busiest streets of Gotham City, and has also been hidden in the darkest corners of Raccoon City. It may have been described for a short period in "The Sherlock Holmes", or it may have been pictured for a second in the film "Hannibal"... Some people say that there is a girl wearing a nurse uniform inside. It's a bit like Harley Quinn. Some people say that the old man in the ward on the second floor calls himself Professor Moriarty. Some people found an old electric saw in the corner of the corridor, and some people turned out playing cards with clowns under the bed. The attending doctor always looked lazy, and inexplicable blood stains always oozed from the cracks in the floor. If one day you happen to see a strange hospital on your way to get off work, then whether you are sick or not... Welcome to visit. ----Book club group: 912404715

"My name is Yang Jian, and I am already dead when you read this sentence..." A strange parchment scroll, an eye peering into the darkness, this is the story of a person who survived. ------

Sins under the sun, riddles in the night, this is a bizarre cyberpunk world... In 2276, the urban population of Brilliant City exploded in the future, human life span was extended, supplies were in short supply, food was poisonous, classes were solidified, fertility was difficult, and crises lurked in every corner of the city. In the mysterious 13 departments, Jean was wandering among the complicated forces, creating the order of the city...

(The animation "It's Up to You! God of War System" adapted from this book is currently being broadcast on Station B!) Introduction? It doesn't exist, the books are all fake, and the introduction is of course also fake! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Don't touch me! I don't want to take medicine, I'm not crazy! There are always book friends who want to harm me! Hahahaha, you people all want to harm me, protect me! Escort! ! ! ! The group number of the VIP full subscription group is: 229370094 (The new book "Seven Gods" is grandly released, the style is still the same, you can check it out!)

[The simplified physical book of this work is published by Dimensional Library] Chen Ge inherited the adventure house left by his missing parents, but his business was sluggish until he accidentally discovered a mobile phone while cleaning up the adventure house and changed everything. As long as you complete the tasks of different difficulties set by your mobile phone every day, the adventure house can be repaired or even expanded! So Chen Ge began to explore and collect materials in various forbidden areas, and incorporated the scene elements into his own adventure house. With the screams of the tourists who came to visit, the adventure house became famous in one fell swoop! However, although the mission brings more and more benefits, the hidden dangers are slowly emerging, and even clues to the disappearance of the parents seem to be hidden in it... The first group of book friends is 819098233; the second group is 724779368; the third group is 946284995

One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book Club Group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group No. 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group No. 3: 165210665 (New) Jiuzhou No. 1 Group (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632