Pretending to Be Funny

A bald head will always shine, a person who has been single for ten thousand years will not complain about anyone, and his cassock will be broken by begging for food, and his integrity will no longer exist from now on. The new book "I Heard I'm a Tomb Robber" is being updated. Please support me.

"Tiandao Xianxia Game" is a surreal game that the Earth Alliance government spent ten years creating. It is claimed that this game will lead to the birth of a civilization that cultivates immortals. In order to popularize this game to the public, the alliance first set up a reality show and selected fifty players for the first phase to live broadcast the game. Yi Xiaofeng, who has had special powers since childhood, used money to successfully register and become a contestant in the first test. Yi Xiaofeng's eyes can see hidden opportunities and discern the value of items. While all the players were busy with their missions, he was constantly collecting opportunities. All kinds of hidden secrets, elixirs, and magic weapons were confiscated by him. By the time the game was released for public beta testing, his cultivation was already far behind the public. When games replaced reality, Yi Xiaofeng was already at the pinnacle of cultivation. In an interview, the host asked: "Why do you always find those hidden opportunities?" Yi Xiaofeng said seriously: "Feel with your heart, chance will speak."

A mural, a legend. Nine-colored deer, ten brothers, agarwood saves the mother, Nezha makes waves in the sea, Yi shoots nine days... The deer demon Lu Qi walked through it step by step, using all kinds of methods and supernatural powers, just for the sake of immortality.

One day, Pan An discovered that selling his knowledge could be exchanged for money, and the door to a new world opened. This is a road of no return! Pan An traveled farther and farther. . . . .

When night fell, whispers sounded in his ears, and the monsters in the shadows began to stir, Jason's hungry stomach began to roar, and he couldn't help but swallow his saliva... Hunger is the best motivation.

[Horizontal Push] [Explosion] [2020-2021 Most Popular Martial Arts Works] [The comics are serialized in Tencent Animation and can be viewed] Internally, practice a breath of Nine Yang Qi, and externally practice a body of Vajra Bone. The golden-backed nine-ring sword sweeps across forty feet of silver and blue sword energy. The energy sinks in the Dantian and rushes left and right. The Dragon Subduing Divine Palm bombards the entire audience. Demonic species in the heart of the Tao... Selfless self-centeredness... Sunflower's true strength... Flying knife and sky... Kasaya subduing demons... Seven moves of the Heavenly Dragon... Tathagata Palm, God of War shattered! All in the exciting and passionate arena where heroes gather together! .... The extremely majestic body of Jiang Dali, the leader of Dazhai, sat quietly on a large carved pear wood chair. Under his tiger skin coat, he was full of bulging and strong muscles. He was hard and domineering, and his whole body was filled with a sense of fierce and tyrannical power. His eyes were cold and calm as he stared at the newly recruited players on both sides. All kinds of flattery came from the mouths of these leeks. "The leader of Dazhai is mighty and brave, invulnerable and invincible. I beg the master of Dazhai to teach me some martial arts skills!" "Master Dazhai, can sensitive skin practice Iron Clothes?" "Brother, don't talk too much. The leader of the village is famous for being cruel and evil." A player who had just been resurrected from the City God's Temple said with a mournful face, "Like me, I don't know what the words mean when I first hear them, but when I hear them again, I feel like I'm going to die. The leader of the village tells me exactly what he said, and every time I ask a question, I ask him a second time before sending him on his way. I have nothing more to say." In short, this is the story of a fierce man who trains his muscles and wields a sword and enters the world of mixed martial arts. He has no heroine, is domineering and decisive, is an iron-clad boss, and is a good player...

Dreaming back to ten years ago, before Yue Lin had time to show off his talents in real life, get rich and reach the pinnacle of life, he was signed up to participate in a survival challenge with a future interstellar game background. Comparing with each other, Yue Lin suddenly discovered that the world was very different from what he had imagined. General group: 703312715 V group (original V group) (requires disciple fan value): 483090458

The physical book of "Da Feng's Watcher" (Volume 1) has been sold on Tmall, Dangdang, JD. Com and other platforms, as well as various physical bookstores. In this world, there are Confucians, Taoists, Buddhas, demons, and magicians. Xu Qian, who graduated from the police academy, woke up and found himself in prison. He was exiled to the border three days later... His original purpose was just to protect himself and live a leisurely life as a rich man in this society without human rights. ... Many years later, Xu Qian looked back at his past, and behind him were long-dead enemies and numerous bones. The rolling Yangtze River flows eastward, and the waves wash away the heroes. Right and wrong, success or failure, turn around in vain. The green hills are still there, and the sunset turns red several times.

"Music, film and television, painting, calligraphy, sculpture, literature..." "You understand everything?" "Know a thing or two." "Do you mean you know everything?" "Well, it means hundreds of millions of dollars." With a system in mind, he conquered the world with art and became the uncrowned king worshiped by people from all walks of life.

Comrade police, if I say this is a casual healing game, would you believe it?

"Venom the snake with the poison of the poisonous snake. Will the poisonous snake be poisoned by the poison of the poisonous snake?" When Feng Yi encountered setbacks in his business and was in trouble, his great-aunt's personal butler came to him with a huge inheritance. Feng Yi: "There are so many peers, why did she leave it to me?" Butler: "You are the most lovable." Feng Yi touched his awl face: "She has such good taste!" However, after inheriting the inheritance, everything went wrong. ---- Strong? Handsome? Crazy? Is it awesome? Exchanged for IQ (bushi).

Who I am? Where am I? What am I doing? What am I going to do? What do I want to do? What is the purpose of everything I have seen, heard, and experienced? Is the world in front of me real or illusory? The road on the left is covered with thorns; the road on the right is covered with flowers. Which one should I choose? Why should I choose this one? May absolute order guide us. May the highest truth be with me.

At the end of the road, desperate and on the verge of death, Le Yu shouted: "Kill me if you dare." The enemy laughed ferociously: "I've never heard such a strange request." Le Yu is dead. Then Leyu came to life again, living in the enemy's body. This is the story of a man who will take his body and kill someone if he is killed. "Why are the people who kill me all weird and cunning? There are a lot of heroes and ghosts in the mission line who will die at any time?" "Aren't there some honest, honest, wealthy, and beautiful winners in life who will come and kill me!?"

The leaves of the chess game beside Lanke have fallen, and there is no one playing chess among the old trees. Tianyuan Yizi was so excited that he looked back at the boundless mountains and seas ... When he woke up, Ji Yuan became a half-blind beggar in a dilapidated mountain temple. A real man's sword and a magic stick's mouth are the foundation for Ji Yuan to gain a foothold in this terrifying world. ---- General group number: 563767909 VIP verification group number: 1071336169 (full order screenshot required)

As the only male in the Lu family, Lu Shui received an order from the clan boss today: go to the Mu family to break off the engagement. It is said that the beloved daughter of the Mu family lost all her cultivation overnight and became a waste. This made the boss of the Lu family very dissatisfied and wanted to break off the engagement and find another marriage option. Ordinary Lu Shui did not refuse. And when Lu Shui came to Mu's house and saw his fiancée, he was confused. It turned out that this fierce and discordant wife in the previous life was also reborn.

The world has always been unusual. A seemingly ordinary place or object is actually full of weirdness, mystery, absurdity and bizarreness. They may be a strand of hair, a flight of stairs, a newspaper... Maybe they are just an idea that comes to you suddenly, but is actually forcibly implanted. Until Shen Xing suddenly discovered one day that his wood carvings could accommodate them, a real and strange world appeared in front of him! ... Book Qunqun: 641434073... There is already a high-quality old book "I Can Go Back to Not Die". You can go and read it if you are short of books!

Extraordinary beings broke the silence of the world, and the technological tree turned a corner. As humans seek the path of evolution in the darkness, I become their pioneer. This is the game process of a player playing with the world. Small world, endless fun.

My name is Talos, the second heir to the Black Sea Lord of the Naga Kingdom, and a member of the Time Travel Army. As a blood knight, I am very good at plane descending. I am a pure man. Unfortunately... Naga is a matriarchal clan. Group number: 473, 098, 879

Mo Qiong never thought that he would suddenly have supernatural powers until he shot an arrow into the sun. Absolute hits mean that he can be a god on the green field, a god in the basketball world, a golden fairy in the game... He can easily become a winner in life and spend his life gorgeously. Wealth and power will not be difficult. Just as he was changing his destiny and enjoying his life, he met the shelter personnel who claimed to be from the Blue and White Society... When he understood this organization that carried out necessary evils in the darkness of the world and maintained human security, he found his true goal: I want to become the president of the Blue and White Society. The contained objects, nouns and inspiration for D-class personnel in this book come from works on wikidot. And released under CC BY-SA3.0.

[A Kung Pao Chicken that doesn't look good] Ever since Jiang Feng accidentally discovered that he could actually see the notes on the dishes cooked by his father, his life had undergone earth-shaking changes. ... 1. This game has a high degree of freedom, players are welcome to explore on their own. 2. This game will not interfere with any of the players' choices. Players are asked to work hard to unlock achievements. 3. All interpretations belong to the game. General group: 781556033 New V group: 483090458