Bringing Home a Cute Wife: Sweetheart, You're a Mom Now

“Honey, I threw away all your underwear on purpose!”

“I know.”

“I smashed a window to skip class on purpose, too!”

“I know.”

“I tore up your love letter, doused your favorite flowers with soapy water, and smeared mustard on your toothbrush on purpose!!!”

“...”

The man sighs. Ordered to get married at lightning speed, he chose the seemingly sweetest little darling. Little did he know that his wife in name only was even more of a “devil” than he was!

Woman, get over here. We need to have a serious talk about life...