Dear Heartthrob, Please Teach Me

My name is Su Nuan. I’m twenty-three, have a college education, and dream of getting married soon and becoming a full-time freeloader. At present, I’m an insignificant unemployed nobody, and my favorite pastime is going on blind dates. The man sitting across from me is my ninth blind date, a refined and elegant dreamboat. I think I’ve already fallen for him. But how do I get him to agree to support me for the rest of my life? This is a very serious question.