Shangxian Is a Dead House

Normal version: A girl from Chuyang who is a dead nerd + does not complain about dead stars. She runs Taobao and writes online articles. After breaking up with a scumbag, she wanted to abuse a female protagonist in the middle of the night and actually traveled through time. On the first day of time travel, she just wanted to say, "Dear, is there any online shopping?" Happy version: Junior Brother A: "Senior Brother Qu, Second Senior Sister has been in seclusion for half a year. It's so hard." Junior Brother B (weakly) "But Second Senior Sister seems to have not yet reached the point of practicing Bigu." Qu Ning "Forcibly break the formation and drag your senior sister out!" He said with murderous intent, "Tell me, why are you always avoiding me?" Chuyang: Will I tell you that I took a picture of your sleeping face? _(:з∠)_ In a word: This is a person who dies at home and refuses to repent. In order to achieve a leisurely life as a stay-at-home fairy, he has to work hard to earn spiritual stones, tie his thighs, and get rid of his fate as cannon fodder. However, Grandmaster, we, the stupid modern people, really can't do this task of reviving the orthodoxy of cultivating immortals! (No cheat system)