The Best Xiaoyao King of the Tang Dynasty

The daughter of the Yu family is as talented as the sky, and the Song sisters are as thin as paper. Du Qiuniang has no clothes, and Bai Juyi sings with regret. The female champion Hu Min was excellent in medicine and untitled Shang Yin was both civil and military. Ugly, fat and warm, licentious Du, cows and plums compete in a dream. The snakes of the four barbarians and the six religions swallow the elephants, and the seven of the five surnames watch the mantis and catch the cicada. Legends, illusions, knight-errants, talents, beauties, and dog-butchers. I laughed up to the sky and went out, then came back and looked in front of the mirror...