A Hundred Flavors of Country Life

With no strong parents to rely on, no problem. I'll grow grain myself. So what if the house is bare? I'm an expert at cooking, brewing wine, and making money in business. A few words are all it takes to recruit a clever little sidekick. With a miraculous touch, I bring back to life a handsome man who stole my money and my heart. Those who follow me get to eat meat. Those who oppose me, hmph, can drink the northwest wind and chew on bran. And, um, everyone who likes porridge and beans, please add this to your favorites and recommend it. I'm begging you!