My Sister's Husband Is a Warlord

My sister's husband is a warlord. My sister is a bigger warlord than him. The bandits in the three eastern provinces covet my sister's beauty? That sister could only reluctantly accept you all. Rakshasa invaders? Sorry, Sister Siberia has to call back. Your Majesty, forget about being canonized as a royal concubine, your throne was given to you by your sister. What a horse? Little Japan also has thoughts about sister? I'm so sorry, I'm going to kill you next. The romantic French knight flew across the sea to woo his sister. I have a headache. Husband, in what year and month will I be able to fly across the English Channel to marry you?