The Undying Weakling of the Primordial World

I'm a little bug, commonly known as a cockroach, the foremost of the Four Pests, hated and swatted by everyone.

Xiao Qiang: “All I did was use the wrong magic treasure when I swatted a cockroach. How did I transmigrate for no reason and become a cockroach? In the Primordial World, other people possess innate spiritual treasures or transform into ancient divine beasts. Every one of them is way cooler than me!”

Pangu said, “I'll tear you limb from limb.” Xiao Qiang said, “Hehe, I'm truly immortal, even more so than a sage.”

Hongjun said, “I'll seal you away so you'll never see the light of day.” Xiao Qiang said, “Sigh, what a shame. I've already fully comprehended the laws of sealing.”

Luohu said, “I'll enslave you and make you fall into the demonic path forever.” Xiao Qiang said, “Bro, let me follow you and get something to eat. Your Demon Realm is too poor.”