Taoist Priest, Don't Touch It

When she woke up, it was dark and dark, OMG, how could she become a zombie? Still just a beautiful zombie? Woohoo... Someone tell her why! Is this a crazy situation? Didn't you say that only zombies bite people? Why didn't she bite anyone, but this ridiculously beautiful man in front of her did? And she was the one who was bitten? Not only did he gnaw and bite her, but he even put his hands into her clothes dishonestly. "Hey, Taoist Priest, don't touch me. I don't know if men and women are intimate or not?" A certain man rolled his eyes and retorted righteously: "You are not a woman, you are a zombie." A certain woman burst into tears. Yes, she was indeed a zombie, and a zombie who was being treated lightly. But zombies are going to be bullied? No, she's going to bite her back. Zombies also have tempers. Under the eyes of a certain man who was succeeding in his treacherous plan, a certain female zombie bit his lip. (Serious statement: This article is purely the author's personal opinion. Do not compare it with other famous works, let alone take the same position.)