A Midfielder with Cheats in Football

The brilliance of a shooting star eclipses the splendor of the fixed stars!

[Fine, you win!]

A man whose life revolved around only two things, football and books, became Manchester United’s midfield maestro thanks to a joke of a job posting!

He had the ability, thanks to a training device he never figured out. Like a cheat code for growing vegetables, it let him improve rapidly and train through the night, making him powerful enough to dominate!

The cheat’s effects: dribble past someone twice, win five titles instead of one, and sweep across England with reckless abandon!!!

Then he’d calmly pretend to say, “Actually, I don’t want to be a professional player!”