Three Kingdoms: A Peaceful Journey Through Time

I don't have the legendary gift of gab, nor a woman's supposed mastery of the zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting. I don't even have a graceful figure. And history? Who knows how much of it is true. Even if it is, who would listen to someone as insignificant as me? Put it nicely, and I'm a lunatic. Put it bluntly, and I'm spreading lies. Around here, all I can do is drift like a vagrant.

So be it, so be it. Let's see how this vagrant writes a different kind of life in the Three Kingdoms.

“This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Feel free to throw bricks!” Hold-up!!!!

“Robber Version”: Hey... I wrote this story, I made up this romance. If you want to read it, hand over your votes first.

“Pity Me Version”: Waaa... Dear friends, please be kind and spare me a bite to eat. I'm not picky: pink tickets, monthly tickets, review tickets, tips, regular tickets, anything will do!

“Playing Cute Version”: Oh... Big brothers and sisters, I want votes! I want favorites! Come on, give me some, just a little!

“Flirtatious Version”: Mmm... I sell my art, not my body...