An Illegal Family

[One day, the fine young man Wu Chenyao comes across Miao Shan, a girl down on her luck. They start living together for a while, and before long, extraordinary adventures come knocking. Then there are two little kids, followed by a goofy big dog... Somehow, Wu Chenyao ends up building an illegal family.]

[Selfish Miao Shan gradually softens, while timid Wu Chenyao turns ruthless to protect the people he loves. Where did the two children come from, and where will they go? What will become of this illegal family, hunted by respectable society? Stay tuned for Wuteng Ka's second half-absurd, half-realistic novel, Illegal Family.]

Miao Shan (confused): What era are we living in? Why is Wuteng Ka still using such a clichéd blurb?

Wu Chenyao (scornful): Who knows what's going on in his head? He's so outdated!

Wuteng Ka (aggrieved): I'm an OUTMAN, I'm a Taro OUTMAN!

Miao Miao (adorably): Big brother, let's protect peace and save the world!

Miao Wu (dismissive): Idiot...