Stars Become Online

In the past, radio and television newspapers were very popular and would publish full-page plot summaries of recently aired dramas. This was good news for people like me who didn't have much time to watch TV. Unlike now, spoilers have become a street rat that everyone shouts about.

Teacher: "Xiao Ming, can you tell me what luck is?" Xiao Ming: "Teacher fell from a high altitude. There is a haystack directly below." Teacher: "Then what is misfortune?" Xiao Ming: "There is a fork on the haystack." Teacher: "Then what is hope?" Xiao Ming: "You did not fall on the fork." Teacher: "Then what is despair?" Xiao Ming: "You did not fall on the haystack either." Teacher:...

Mom asked: "Xiao Ming, did you pick up money 10 times this semester?" Xiao Ming said: "No, I only found it once." Mom asked again: "Then how come there are ten honor cards for picking up money?" Xiao Ming shook his head happily and said: "I changed the 100 yuan I picked up into 10 10 yuan cards!"

The teacher assigned homework to make a sentence using "generations and generations" and asked parents to sign it. Xiao Ming's sentence is: Our family has been named Zhang for generations. Xiao Ming's father read it and wrote a few words at the back: The situation is true.

In 11 years 😴😴 came and visited the grave

Every time I see these novels that have not been updated for more than ten years, I always feel inexplicably uncomfortable. I think about how I used to write novels with great interest, but then had to give up due to various reasons. I saw the youth we lost together 😭 On this road, there are always groups of people falling down, and there are people who come after us and brave the storm and desperately want to move forward. I wish all authors can see the paradise in their hearts and everything goes well in life.

I came across this book accidentally today, and this update from 10 years ago shocked me⊙▽⊙

Shocked, this book really shocked me. I have been waiting for it for ten years. I send it to my father-in-law →_→

Come visit the grave on March 9, 2021.

A child was acting erratically in class and was discovered by the teacher. Teacher: "Ding Yi, why are you so disobedient? If you move around in class, you will be punished by writing your name 200 times. Look at this person. He listens carefully to every class!"

Several colleagues got together to chat, basically talking about trivial family matters and their wives. A male colleague said: I am not bragging. My wife and I have been married for nearly ten years, and she has never dared to look in my pocket! Amid the envy of his colleagues, he seemed very proud. At this time, a colleague answered: This can only fully explain one problem, your wife has never washed your clothes!

I went to the fruit shop to buy fruit with my friend. She preferred to eat small tomatoes, commonly known as cherry tomatoes. After searching for a long time, I couldn't find them, so I said to the shop owner, boss, don't you have virgin fruits in your shop? Virgin fruit... The boss was stunned for three seconds, pointed to the bananas placed aside and said: I guarantee they are all unused.

In ancient times, a prime minister went to Chunlou to see a girl. Suddenly he asked the girl next to him on a whim: What is the difference between you and me? The girl replied: You are inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people, and I am superior to one person and inferior to ten thousand people. Prime Minister: That makes sense!

. . . . Digging out from the bookshelf, sweeping the grave, turning the stars in my mind into an online game