Crazy Men and Women Line Up to Deliver Themselves, and I Become the Police Station's Little Darling

Transmigration + Awakening + Refusing Crazy-Story Shenanigans + Lighthearted + Satisfying Read + Everyone's Favorite

Transmigrated Eccentric Heiress vs. Awakened Reclusive Young Master

Xu Xingyao was transmigrated from birth into a small world made up of crazy-story compilations. She can see tags above certain people's heads.

A System girl comes to her, claiming to be her father's illegitimate daughter and saying she should have been the family's heiress, but has suffered for over a decade. She demands fifty million right off the bat.

Xu Xingyao calls the police. The woman is arrested for fraud and extortion.

The regret-themed female lead steals confidential business information from her brother's company and gives it to his business rival.

Xu Xingyao calls the police. The woman is arrested on suspicion of embezzlement and stealing trade secrets.

Mr. Wang wants to take the kidney of her older sister and give it to his unrequited love.

Xu Xingyao calls the police. He's arrested for attempted murder.

A pure, innocent-looking high school girl from a poor family wants her younger brother's guaranteed university admission. She schemes to ruin his reputation.

Xu Xingyao calls the police. The girl is arrested for slander and defamation.

And that's not all. A whole series of crazy-story plots play out around her, including the real-versus-fake heiress trope, yandere coercive love, mistaking someone for a savior, and a canary stand-in.

Xu Xingyao doesn't care. She calls the police on every last one of them.

I don't care if you're steady or if your heart's burning.

A whole bunch of criminals! If you have something to say, go tell the police!

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From the moment Xie Yuhan became conscious, he noticed the people around him were strange. Their bodies seemed normal, but they acted as though they couldn't understand a word he said.

Gradually, he stopped talking. Outsiders always thought he was mute, until he met Xu Xingyao.

The two of them fight crime together, determined to send every lawbreaking lunatic in the world to prison.

On their wedding day, the police station presents them with a banner: Xu Xingyao and Xie Yuhan, Bane of Criminals.